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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Van (1977) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Van (1977) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Van (1977)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Van (1977).

About the movie: Bobby blows all his college savings on a van and tries to get the girl of his dreams. It's a wild time with Bobby and his friends.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Van (1977)?
a.		Bobby: There ain't a woman around who don't love the sound of a zipper comin' down... [he barely finishes the line when the nude take-out waitress throws him on the waterbed and forces herself on him by mounting him with her very large buttocks ]
b.		Jensen Ames: [to Hennessey] You wanted a monster? Well, you've got one.
c.		[first lines] Chance: [voiceover] All right, you live your life in a totally normal, full on reality check kind of way. That's good and cool. Things don't get messed up. People you love hang around until you can't stand them anymore. Things never change. But shit like that doesn't happen in real life. Real life is just a movie with someone's finger jammed on fast forward. The numbers change faster than you can count. When you're a little kid, you never think you're gonna die. I mean death is just some kind of esoteric thing you see on TV or read about it in a book. Then one day you realize what it really is, and nothing is ever the same again. From that day on, you're fucked.
d.		[both guys crying] Sean Dawkins: Damn allergies. Gordie Boggs: Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies. Sean Dawkins: Unfair, bogus allergies! Gordie Boggs: Unfair, cheating, blind ref, bogus Sinclair allergies! Sean Dawkins: Damn Dallas Page! Gordie Boggs: That's right, Sean! Let it out man! Sean Dawkins: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Van (1977)?
a.		Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame. Dug: [hangs head] I do not like the cone of shame.
b.		[Dawn offers Steve something to eat while he waits for Mark to come home] Dawn Weiner: Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, whatever! I can make Jell-O.
c.		Bobby: [recalling how a nude take-out waitress with very large buttocks forced herself on him] Yeah, what a piece of ass. Jack: Yeah? How did she feel? Bobby: Well, let's just say she was, ah... big. All over. Jack: Yeah, sure. Bobby: Really man, I never knew love making could be so, ahem... physical.
d.		Max Coleman: [signing] You tricked me. Esther: That doesn't matter. They'll send you to jail just for helping me hide her. I had to kill her, because she was going to tell on me. You're not going to tell on me... are you?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Van (1977)?
a.		Ma Kelly: Open up! It's Ma Kelly! Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: [opens her door] What do you want? Get out of here. Ma Kelly: I got to talk to you. Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: We don't have nothing to say to each other. Ma Kelly: We got plenty to say to each other. We got a lot in common. Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: Yeah, what? Ma Kelly: We both scrub floors. We're both swell lookers. And neither one of us is Chinese.
b.		Dugan Hicks: Well, what are you, chickening out, or we gotta match? Bobby: Yeah, I gotta match... your face and my ass.
c.		King Adolf XV: When you winked at my daughter, were your intentions honorable? Lieutenant Niki: They were. King Adolf XV: Well, then naturally you'll marry her. Lieutenant Niki: My intentions were dishonorable! King Adolf XV: Then you'll have to marry her!
d.		Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda? Jay: Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party. Mooj: You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat! Jay: It's not that kind of party dawg Mooj: Fuck you! Go fuck a goat Jay: Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man? Mooj: [Yelling as he walks away] Fuck a goat!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Van (1977)?
a.		Ellen Mitchell: Reminds me of when you were in the state legislature. Dave: Yeah... me too. Ellen Mitchell: You weren't in the state legislature. [stands up and offers her hand] Ellen Mitchell: Hi. I'm Ellen Mitchell. Who are you?
b.		Harry Callahan: Swell!
c.		Dugan Hicks: NOBODY calls Dugan a TURD!
d.		Jerry: 'Missa' - little. 'Erna' - big. Paula: Tata? Jerry: 'Tata'. Potalto. Just kidding. Frightened. 'Tata' - frightened. 'T'ee' - tree.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Van (1977)?
a.		Highway: Shut your face, hippie! Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hippie? [whispers in ear] Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: There haven't been hippies in centuries. Are you freeze-dried or doing hard time?
b.		Judd: [Angela knocks him down and prepares to bring a running chainsaw down upon him] No, don't. Angela: [She brings the chainsaw down upon him] Sorry, but once I start a task, I always finish.
c.		Bobby: [after a take-out waitress praises his van] Hey, you wanna go share a joint on the waterbed? Take-out waitress: Waterbed? Really? I just love waterbeds. Bobby: It's right there in the back. Take-out waitress: I really don't have time for a joint. But I got some time for a... [signaling a humping motion] Take-out waitress: quickie. Bobby: Ah... yeah... sure. [the take-out waitress steps out from behind the counter, making Bobby gasp upon noticing her very large buttocks on her otherwise thin body]
d.		Jesse: Do you remember when I told you that I was 104 years old? [Winnie nods] Jesse: Well... it's the honest truth. [Winnie looks confused] Jesse: I'm gonna live forever. I'm never gonna change. The same with Miles and Tuck and Mae. Something happened to us. I mean, as far as I know, I... I'm gonna be 17 until the end of the world. It's the spring, Winnie. Something's wrong with it. It stops you right where you are, if you'd had a drink of it today, you'd stay just like you are... [Both hear a rustling noise. They turn around to see Miles] Miles: Don't you wish he'd told you... before you kissed him? Did he tell you that immortality isn't all the preachers crack it up to be? Jesse: Hey, leave her alone, Miles! Miles: Well, now, you wanted her to hear it Jesse-boy. She's the first person you want to tell the truth to. Jesse: You just don't want me to have what you lost. Winnie: Stop this... both of you. Tell me... the truth... I wanna know. Miles: [Miles nods and walks over towards Jesse and Winnie] We all had a drink. Except for the cat, and that's important. [the rest of the monologue is told in flashbacks of what Miles is saying] Miles: The water tasted like... heaven. It floated over your tongue like a cloud. Tuck carved a T in the trunk and we moved on west to find a place to settle down. We put up a house for Mae and Tuck and a little shed for Jesse and me. That was the first time we figured there was something... peculiar. Jesse fell thirty feet and landed on is neck. He was up on his feet before Mae could work up a good cry. Didn't hurt him a bit, no broken bones... nothing. But that's not all... not by a long shot. Things began to happen. Some brush-poppers mistook Mae's horse for a deer. Thing is, the bullets didn't kill hime. Barely even left a mark. Then Tuck got bitten by a rattle snake, and you know what... he didn't die. [laughing] Miles: But the cat did, of old age. [Somberly, touching the ring on his finger] Miles: And Miles got married. [Whispering] Miles: Bo. Little Anna. [Out loud] Miles: Tuck figured it early on. It was the spring. We all drank from it, even the horse. It had to be... the source of our changelessness. I begged her to come back... to me and find the spring and drink from it. The children, too. It was our only hope... to be together. She'd made up her mind that I'd... sold my soul to the devil. And she left me. She took my babies with her. [Angrily, with tears in his eyes] Miles: Everyone... pulled away after that. There was talk of witchcraft... and... black magic. I went lookin' for wars to fight... and I saw brave men die at Vera Cruz. And then Gettysburg. Thousands of them in the blink of an eye. [Crying] Miles: But not me. I couldn't die. Like Little Anna. The influenza took her before she was fifteen. And Bo. He'd be almost eighty now if he were still alive. And my sweet... my sweet young bride. She died in an insame asylum. Old and alone. But I'm still here... I'm still here. [Unable to say any more, he just cries. We turn to Winnie, who is also crying. The screen fades to black]

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