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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) - Part (2)

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About the movie: Narrative digressions on sex, race, politics, and more from comedienne Sarah Silverman.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Olympias: Three months you have been in Babylon, and leave me at the mercy of your enemies, of which you have many. Antipater: accustomed now to the power that you have given him. I must watch him grow stronger. I am certain that he communicates secretly with Parmenion, who is dangerous. But beware most of all of those closest to you. They are like snakes, and can be turned. Cassander is Antipater's son. Even Cleitus, your father's favorite. And Ptolmey. Your friend, yes, but beware of men who think too much. They blind themselves. Only Hephastion do I leave out. But all of them you make rich, while your mother and yourself you leave in generous poverty. Why won't you ever believe me? It is only a dark mind like mine that can know these secrets of the heart. For they are dark, Alexander. So dark. But in you, the son of Zeus, lies the light of the world. Your companions will be shadows in the underworld when you are a name living forever in history as the most glorious, shining light of youth. Forever young, forever inspiring. Never will there be an Alexander like you, Alexander the Great.
b.		[repeated line] Gizmo: Bright light. Bright light.
c.		[Gene has just rescued a henchman from being run over by a train] Henchman Martin: Thanks! Gene Autry: Don't thank me. I want you alive!
d.		Sarah Silverman: I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		April O'Neil: Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record? Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!
b.		Sarah Silverman: Oh God please let them find semen in my dead grandmother's vagina.
c.		Lt. Donnelly: So this is your idea of rest and relaxation? Peace and quiet? Harry you must leave town now. Believe me, you can't win this time. You know you were very close to getting killed last night. Harry Callahan: [finally obliges]
d.		Lucky Jackson: I guess you got big plans for your future don't you. Rusty Martin: You'll probably find it very dull and commonplace but I want to earn enough money to help my father buy a boat.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		The Joker: [the Joker has Brain Douglas captured and is recording him] Tell them your name. Brian: Brian... Douglas. The Joker: Are you the real Batman? Brian: No. The Joker: No? Brian: No. The Joker: No? Then why do you dress up like him? [grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera] The Joker: whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Brian: Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you. The Joker: Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME! [turns camera to himself] The Joker: You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. [laughs]
b.		Sarah Silverman: Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
c.		Jack MacReady: [panicked] We need to find this Grant, and I mean yesterday. Town council's lit a Roman Candle, stuck it up my ass. Bill Pardy: Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.
d.		Capt. Don Pasqual 'Pasqualito' Costelar: I've been thinking things over for some time now, and I'll be happy to make you my wife. Then no one could speak ill of you. Concha Perez: But no one speaks ill of me now!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Fresh: [to Hector] Corky losing crazy dollars, man, he needs the shit today. He sent for me to say he ain't gonna forget his friends that helped him when he was in trouble, and he ain't gonna forget who didn't.
b.		Charley Best: I don't think your psych-out routine is going to work, because they're a little more afraid of their toilets right now than they are of you.
c.		Sarah Silverman: Who cares? Different religions. I guess the only time it's an issue I suppose would be if you're having a baby, you have to figure out how you want to raise your baby or whatever, which still would not be an issue for us. Because you know, we'd just be honest, and say "Mommy is one of the chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic."
d.		Zeke Mitchell: This will be a different town if you put a railroad in here, you know that. Silent Jeff Kincaid: It could stand a little wakening up. Zeke Mitchell: I happen to like it the way it is. Silent Jeff Kincaid: Growing pains are always a little tough. But you can't get to be an adult without them. That goes for towns too. Zeke Mitchell: That depends on what you mean by being an adult.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Mr. Aesop, I am... we would like to complement you and your men on the way you handled the river crossing this afternoon. Aesop: Thank you, sir.
b.		Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am. Flower Belle Lee: Mmm... I've never been embarrassed in my life.
c.		Ted Maltin: Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.
d.		Sarah Silverman: [on anal sex] He's, like, trying to sell me on it being "natural". I'm like, "Um, first of all - doody comes out of there, ok? And second of all - fucking doody comes out of there." I don't need two reasons when doody's involved.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Sarah Silverman: Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
b.		Eleanor Roosevelt: I have this naive view that you should pursue principles without calculating the consequences. Louis Howe: You're no politician.
c.		[Mario and Luigi survey Dinohattan] Mario Mario: This can't be Manhattan. Luigi Mario: I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks. Mario Mario: Must have been a bad couple of weeks.
d.		[Last lines] Cohen: How old are you, kid? Travis Knight: Nine. Cohen: Nine. Hm. How about that.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Sarah Silverman: [about her half-black boyfriend] I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
b.		Deja Vu: Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion. [Sneezes into hands screams, and jumps out a window]
c.		Stephanie Vandergosh: You know how you make decisions that lead to other decisions but you don't remember why you made those decisions in the first place.
d.		Una Flux: We have different ways of solving problems. Æon Flux: Yes, You choose to ignore them.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Eddie Felson: You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. Now, you got too much of one and not enough of the other.
b.		Sherlock Holmes: [to the school chefs after dropping through a window] Excuse me.
c.		Joe: Let's go to work.
d.		Sarah Silverman: [talking about her niece] She called me up and she's like, "Aunt Sarah, did you know that Hitler killed sixty million Jews." And I corrected her and I said, "You know, I think he's responsible for killing six million Jews." And she said, "Oh yeah! Six million! I knew that but seriously, I mean, what's the difference?" "Uh, the difference is sixty million is unforgivable, young lady!"

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)?
a.		Thumper: Clobber him, Bambi!
b.		Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot! Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it's a sneaker!
c.		Sarah Silverman: There are only two Asian people that I know that I have any problem with at all. One is, uh, Guy Aioki. The other is my friend Steve who actually went pee-pee in my Coke. He's all, "Me Chinese, me play joke!" Uh, if you have to explain it, Steve, it's not funny!
d.		Michelle: Holy Potatoes.

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