Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : How to Commit Marriage (1969) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : How to Commit Marriage (1969) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969).

About the movie: Young couple decide to live together and they wind up having a baby. They decide they should give the baby up for adoption. The baby's Mother's parents wind up adopting the baby using a fake name.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Jenny: Are you alright? Ian Stone: Yeah. I mean, you're going to think I'm absolutely crazy, but I keep waking up in different places and everything's changed, except you because you're still here. Jenny: Ian, I thought you said you cleaned up? Ian Stone: What? No. This has nothing to do with that. You don't understand. These people are trying to kill me.
b.		Oliver Poe: [enters office followed by auditioning hippy band, removes his ear plugs, and points to studio room door] What idiot group is in here? Poe's Secretary: The new one, The Comfortable Chair. Oliver Poe: I got to get me one of those. [enters studio room] Oliver Poe: Wait a minute! What are you doing? Number one it sounds like music. I understand every word you're saying. Come on get with it!
c.		[as they approach Fiona's castle, Donkey smells the air] Donkey: Whoa, Shrek, did you do that? Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that, my mouth was open and everything! Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead! [sniffs] Shrek: That's brimstone... we must be getting close. Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelled, it wasn't no brim and it didn't come off no stone neither...
d.		Julian Noble: I am a big fan of the "Everybody's got to pee" theory of assassination.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Oliver Poe: [spots the recently divorced Benson's with their respective dates, at his standing room only nightclub, dressed like hippies] Well, look who just came in... split-city. I think I'll go over and deflate some egos. Laverne Baker: Now, Oliver, don't cause any trouble. Oliver Poe: [with glee] Me? Trouble? Preposterous! Oliver Poe: [walks over to Benson's table] Who are you supposed to be Sambo's mother? Frank Benson: Look Flabberino, why don't you leave and make room for like six more tables? Oliver Poe: Sold any mud, lately? Well, well, well. One big happy family. I don't get it. [points to the ex-Mrs. Benson] Oliver Poe: You're with him. [points to Lois' breasts] Oliver Poe: And he's with those... I mean, her. Frank Benson: Back up Moby Dick, how would you like your flab parted in the front, too. Oliver Poe: I'm getting out of here before I punch a senior citizen in the snoot.
b.		Lieutenant Jim Dangle: This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.
c.		Bob Hauk: You go in, find the President, bring him out in 24 hours, and you're a free man. Snake Plissken: 24 hours, huh? Bob Hauk: I'm making you an offer. Snake Plissken: Bullshit! Bob Hauk: Straight just like I said. Snake Plissken: I'll think about it. Bob Hauk: No time. Give me an answer. Snake Plissken: Get a new president! Bob Hauk: We're still at war, Plissken. We need him alive. Snake Plissken: I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president. Bob Hauk: Is that your answer? Snake Plissken: I'm thinking about it. Bob Hauk: Think hard. Snake Plissken: [pause] Why me? Bob Hauk: You flew the Gullfire over Leningrad. You know how to get in quiet. You're all I got. Snake Plissken: [pause] I guess I go in one way or the other... doesn't mean shit to me. All right... I'll do it. Give me the pardon paper. Bob Hauk: When you come out. Snake Plissken: Before. Bob Hauk: I told you I wasn't a fool, Plissken. Snake Plissken: Call me Snake.
d.		Cab Driver: Wheddehettu?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Sid Phillips: Hannah! Hey, Hannah! Hannah: What? Sid Phillips: Did I get my package in the mail? Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know. Sid Phillips: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know? Hannah: I DON'T KNOW.
b.		Oliver Poe: [taking phone call from Pevney] I got your offer. It's an insult for such a distinguished musical group like The Post-Nasal Drip. However, you can look at the Uncollected Trash, the Five Commandments, the Kumquats, the Horny Toads, or the Slime Benders. Pevney: Are they any good? Oliver Poe: They haven't taken a bath in three months.
c.		Bartender: There are two ways you can leave these here premises. Severen: Is that a fact? Bartender: That's a fact. On your feet or on your back. Severen: That's pretty tough words for a bartender, huh? Gee whiz. If you're not gonna serve me a drink, well... I'll just have to drink his. [drinks the patron's shot and then spits it on him] Severen: How can you drink that shit?
d.		Bernie: I hate columnists! Why do I have all these columnists? I got political columnists, guest columnists... celebrity columnists - The only thing I don't have is a dead columnist. That's the kind I could really use. Henry: Right. Listen... Bernie: We reek of opinions. What every columnist at this paper needs to do is to shut the fuck up.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Sheriff Bob Maples: It's always lightest just before the dark.
b.		David Poe: Oliver, Nancy and I are going to get married. Nancy Benson: We love each other, Mr. Poe. Oliver Poe: That's Victorian bourgeois. I'll prove it you. [calls mistress on speaker phone] Oliver Poe: Laverne, are we sleeping together? Laverne Baker: Yes, Oliver. Oliver Poe: Do we love each other? Are we married? Laverne Baker: Yes, dear. No, dear. Oliver Poe: [disconnects speaker phone] Case closed.
c.		LeRoy Neiman: [announcing the wrestling match] Now entering the ring, a man who calls himself the ultimate male, World Wrestling Champion, Thunderlips! Rocky Balboa: [looking at Thunderlips] Wow, he's awful big. Hey, Mick, how much do you think he eats? Mickey: About 202 pounds. LeRoy Neiman: Weighing in at 202 pounds... Mickey: [Mickey smiles and looks at Rocky] Paulie: Hey, Rock; you better call Bob Hope.
d.		Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert. Wade: Are you still in the military? Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Hellboy: I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
b.		Diana Lawson: Will you stop harassing me? I know who you are, you're a rock person of some sort. James Roberts: Do you like my music? Diana Lawson: No, I don't like your music. James Roberts: Why? Diana Lawson: It's bubblegum! James Roberts: Yeah? Well 21 million Americans seem to think different! Diana Lawson: Well, bully for them! James Roberts: Bully for them? What kind of word is "bully"? What kind of music do you like? Diana Lawson: Tony Bennett. James Roberts: Jesus... Diana Lawson: No... Tony Bennett!
c.		[after his sabotaged toilet explodes] Jocko Dundee: [to Johnny] You got the number of that other plumber?
d.		Frank Benson: [meeting Poe for the first time in church] I'm in real estate. Oliver Poe: But not deep enough. I have a horrible feeling we've met before. Does 7719 Hillside Drive mean anything to you? Frank Benson: Isn't that a three bedroom, hillside colonial with patio, wet bar, and over-sized bay window? Nothing personal. Oliver Poe: Tee-hee. You forgot to mention the hill in the back and the guaranteed retaining wall. Frank Benson: Yeah, well... I sell so many, I forget the details. Oliver Poe: Twenty thousand tons of mud in a swimming isn't exactly a detail! [grabs Benson's arm] Oliver Poe: The house was on a hill until it rained then the hill was on the house. [shouts] Oliver Poe: That was twenty years ago and they're still digging to find the backyard. Frank Benson: Lower your voice, Poe. This is a church not a street corner. Oliver Poe: Don't look down your nose at me you pompous, pious, prick. If I had known she was your daughter we wouldn't be standing here in two rented mummy suits waiting to sacrifice two nice kids on the alter of same ancient fertility rite.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Roy Dillon: It's great to get away, isn't it? Take some time off. Next week, I'll be back to work. Myra Langtry: You already went back to work. Roy Dillon: What? Myra Langtry: I watched you, working the tat on those sailor boys. Roy Dillon: Working the what? Myra Langtry: Oh, come on, Roy, the tat. What you do for a living. Roy Dillon: I'm a salesman. Myra Langtry: You're on the grift, same as me. Roy Dillon: Myra, I'm not following you. Myra Langtry: Roy, you're a short-con operator... and a good one, I think. Don't talk to me like I'm another square!
b.		Oliver Poe: [sees that Baba Ziba offers his employee the star suite] I don't understand, you're giving a menial the star dressing room? The Baba Ziba: It is written that when the most humble enjoy the fruit then the wealthy become richer giving energy to those with all the benevolence upo,n and therefore to substantiate gives them the up-liberty for we, and the development of those that the umbilical upon those who we, and therefore many times over. Oliver Poe: Superior wisdom... from a superior mind. [rolls his eyes in disbelief]
c.		Cass: [as Silence and Luster are being taken by a Death Demon] Why don't I get a save? Lodge: It's a Death Demon. It's fear aura is too strong. You can't roll a successful save. Cass: Incorrect. Lodge: What's your willpower save? Cass: Plue nine. Lodge: The DC to beat his aura is 32. You would need to role a 23, on a twenty-sided die in order to succeed. Now, I don't have a math degree. But that's impossible. Cass: [holds up his d20] A natural twenty is an automatic success no matter the circumstances. Lodge: You still have only a five percent chance of rolling that twenty. Cass: Can I make the roll? I mean it's in the rules. Or is it okay if we play by the rules? [Cass rolls his d20 and it lands on a one: automatic failure] Lodge: Ooooooohhh! Oh, fumble! That means you're completely compelled and I get to control your character until you snap out of it! [Cass angrily gives Lodge his character sheet] Lodge: Since we're playing by the rules, I know you don't mind. Cass: Oh, shut up, Kevin.
d.		Burt Johnson: [smiling broadly] When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man. Arthur: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here? Burt Johnson: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food. Arthur: Well, he was asking for it. Burt Johnson: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen. Arthur: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen. Burt Johnson: You seem to find humor in everything. Arthur: Yeah, sorry.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Don't worry, I brought my Coffeetron Dick Defender.
b.		Frank Benson: Oh, I believe you know, Lois. Elaine Benson: [stares at Lois' huge breasts] If I didn't, I certainly do know. Lois Grey: Well, it's nothing you couldn't buy.
c.		Jack: Lotta questions, whoever we run into. Could even be a merc ship. So what the hell do we tell them about you? Richard B. Riddick: Tell them Riddicks dead. He died somewhere back on that planet.
d.		Kevin Flynn: [sees Sam rescue Quorra] Radical, man.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance. Buzz Lightyear: To do what? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
b.		David Herdeg: You know, I got it all figured out... Navy owes me 40 years back pay.
c.		Nick Smith: I guess you could say it's extremely vulgar, I like it a lot.
d.		David Poe: Oliver, Nancy and I are going to get married. Nancy Benson: We love each other, Mr. Poe. Oliver Poe: That's Victorian bourgeois. I'll prove it you. [calls mistress on speaker phone] Oliver Poe: Laverne, are we sleeping together? Laverne Baker: Yes, Oliver. Oliver Poe: Do we love each other? Are we married? Laverne Baker: Yes, dear. No, dear. Oliver Poe: [disconnects speaker phone] Case closed. David Poe: Nancy's parents are married. Nancy Benson: [pleading] They've been happy for nineteen years! Oliver Poe: [sarcastic] They're freaks.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Tony Montana: This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
b.		Lois Grey: Mrs. Benson, you're husband is a very attractive man, but just for the record I'm not in the habit of meeting a gentleman in his office at one o'clock and sleeping with him in his bed at three thirty. Elaine Benson: I never accused you of sleeping with a gentleman.
c.		Sam Bisbee: [to his assistant] If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.
d.		[first lines] Filmmaker: Quiet on the set. And we're rolling. Cody Maverick interview, take one. Cody Maverick: So why are you guys here to interview me?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Commit Marriage (1969)?
a.		Aldous Snow: This is not an appropriate time to say "namaste".
b.		Wylie Burp: Just remember, Fievel - one man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder... head up, eyes steady, heart open... I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for.
c.		Cobb: The moment's passed. Whatever I do I can't change this moment. I'm about to call out to them. They run away. If I'm ever going to see their faces I've gotta get back home. The real world.
d.		Oliver Poe: [smoking a cigarette in church] I'm the victim's father. Reverend Dempster: [greeting Laverne] This must be Mrs. Poe. Oliver Poe: No, but she's auditioning.

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