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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Jerk (1979) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Jerk (1979) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Jerk (1979) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979).

About the movie: A complete imbecile struggles to make it through life on his own, until a strange invention makes him unbelievably wealthy.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Norman Bates: [on the phone to Mrs. Bates] No, Mother. I won't do that. You can't make me kill her.
b.		[last lines] Navin R. Johnson: [voiceover] I was so glad to be going home. I remembered the days when I sang and danced with my family on the porch of the old house. But things change, and with all the additions to the family, we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it. But we built us a bigger one.
c.		Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': Southerners never cry. Virginia 'Virgie' Cary: What are these, then? Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': Raindrops. Virginia 'Virgie' Cary: On a sunshiney day?
d.		Monsieur Beaucaire: [Referring to the guillotine] What a way to die! Count D'Armand: Be brave my friend. You wanted to go anyway. Monsieur Beaucaire: But like a man, not like a salami!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Dusty Poot: You super-slap-happy-Sugar-silly-ass-Waffle!
b.		Jean Hamilton: Unfortunately, honey pie, new people are only new for a day. After that, they're just people. Who'll excite you, disappoint you, scare you a little bit. And boy do I know how tempting it is to run away when that happens. It's good for avoiding things. But the problem is that you end up avoiding yourself. Avoiding people you love. You end up avoiding life. So I've decided to start setting an example for you girls. I'm going to try showing you what sticking it out looks like. Really get to know people. And let people get to know us. I don't promise to be any good at it, but I will try. Because I want you and Zoe to be better at this than I am. I want you to learn how to let people in.
c.		Calvin: Take a look at the bat wing, Bitch. Raddimus: Oh, it's so veiny.
d.		Carl Reiner: Let me show you a clip from my latest film where my faulty depth perception kept me from yelling "cut" at the right time. [on a movie set, just as a car plummets off a cliff, Reiner yells] Carl Reiner: Cut! [but it's too late, and the car explodes at the bottom of the cliff; back to the press conference] Carl Reiner: If I had yelled "cut" on time, those actors would be alive today.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Allen Habel: We're doing a picture in London right now and everyone is just freaking out.
b.		Navin R. Johnson: [upset about the escargot entre] First they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the drinks, and now snails on the food, two boobs!
c.		Mindy Macready: Daddy? I'm scared. Damon Macready: Come on, Mindy, honey? Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of. Mindy Macready: Is it gonna hurt bad? Damon Macready: Aww, child. Only for a second, sugar. Damon Macready: [testing her] A handgun bullet travels at? More than? Mindy Macready: [roles eyes] 700 miles an hour. Damon Macready: 700 miles an hour. So at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest. Mindy Macready: [mumbles to herself] I hate getting punched in the chest. Damon Macready: [cocks gun] You're gonna be fine, baby doll! [he aims and fires, hitting her squarely in the chest. She goes flying off her feet, landing on her back] Damon Macready: [walking up to her as she pulls the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest hidden underneath her jacket] How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. [walking up to her as she pull the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest] Damon Macready: How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock. Mindy Macready: [smiling] I wouldn't have been scared anyways! Damon Macready: That's my girl. Damon Macready: [helping her up] Alright, up you get. Two more rounds and then home. Mindy Macready: Again? Damon Macready: Uh-huh. Mindy Macready: Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back. Damon Macready: The bowling alley? Mindy Macready: Yeah, and ice cream after! Damon Macready: [thinking about it for a second] Huh... okay. Two more rounds. No wincing... No whining! And you got yourself a deal, young lady. Mindy Macready: Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae! Damon Macready: Good call, baby doll! [shoots her again]
d.		LaBoeuf: I wouldn't count too much on bein' able to shade somebody I didn't know, fella. Rooster Cogburn: [laughs] I ain't never seen nobody from Texas I couldn't shade.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		[last lines] Norman Bates' Mother: It is sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I can't allow them to think I would commit murder. They'll put him away now as I should have years ago. He was always bad and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man, as if I could do anything but just sit and stare like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."
b.		Jerusha Abbott: P-R-U-N-E spells prune / Eating them means our doom / Life's too short and death too soon / To fill our tummies with the darn old Prune.
c.		Truck Driver Picking Up Navin: St. Louis? Navin R. Johnson: No, Navin Johnson.
d.		Montrose: I have had a message from His Grace the Duke of Argyll. It seems our MacGregor is holed up with him. He offers us a match: you and the Highlander. Archibald Cunningham: [rasping whisper] Bring him on. Montrose: You speak, Archibald! One must never underestimate the healing power of hatred.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do? Navin R. Johnson: What's that? Patty Bernstein: Guess your weight. [starts squeezing on him everywhere] Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!
b.		Martin Tweed: I think I'm Omar-sexual.
c.		Charlie Kelsey: [to Grey] I spend more money on lingerie then I do on rent.
d.		Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Marie: You live here? Oh, it's nice. Did you decorate it? Navin R. Johnson: Yeah, I got all this stuff from the old Cup 'o Pizza place before they tore it down. Marie: Good pizza. [the two are eating pizza in a cup] Navin R. Johnson: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.
b.		Gaston de Montrevel: Someday I hope to meet the thieves under more favorable circumstances. I shall teach the swine!
c.		Brenda: [having a nightmare] Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim got my sandwich. Look out- Russell Crowe's got a phone! R.Kelly, don't pee on me! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! Where are we? Cindy Campbell: I'm not sure, but I think were close. It's supposed to be near mile 62. Brenda: Is something wrong? Cindy Campbell: No, it's just... I met this guy, and I wonder if he's safe. Oh, you'd love him, Brenda. Brenda: What's his name? I might've already loved him. Cindy Campbell: Tom Ryan. Brenda: Yeah, did him. Big, fat Chinese guy? Cindy Campbell: No... No. Cindy Campbell: [relieved] But he is the kind of guy I'd like to share the rest of my life with.
d.		Dom: [Jesse checking out Brians' car] Not a bad way way to spend ten grand.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
b.		Andrew 'Andy' Hardy: [In reference to Ulysses S. Grant] He didn't have trouble like I got, all he had on his hands was a civil war.
c.		Carnaghan: [on the Dutchman] He looks like the moon in a pail o' beer.
d.		Narrator: Since the dawn of time, storytellers have enchanted audiences with their words. But there is an even rarer gift. There are those, who by reading out loud, can bring characters to life. Out of books and into our world. Most of these Silvertongues, as they are know prefer to keep their skills a secret but some do not even know this gift is theirs, until it is too late.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Dex: You don't look happy. Mind if I call you "Groucho"? Andrew 'Andy' Hanson: No, I don't mind.
b.		Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant. Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk. Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
c.		Sniper: HEY! HE'S NOT CARNIVAL PERSONNEL!
d.		Annie Hall: La-di-da, la-di-da, la la.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Desert Pacifist: At another time, the honorable thing or the right thing to do might be to be a policeman or to be President. Right now, I think the honorable thing to do is to be a criminal.
b.		Navin R. Johnson: [bleakly] I've already given away eight pencils, two hoola dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in fifteen dollars. Frosty: Navin, you have taken in fifteen dollars and given away fifty cents worth of crap, which gives us a net profit of fourteen dollars and fifty cents. Navin R. Johnson: Ah... It's a profit deal. Takes the pressure off. Get your weight guessed right here! Only a buck! Actual live weight guessing! Take a chance and win some crap!
c.		Scully: [hands over bee evidence] I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigative unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand.
d.		Terry Fields: Are you guys ready?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerk (1979)?
a.		Othello: Put out the light - and then - put out the light
b.		Sniper: EVERY DAY RANDOM SON OF A BITCH! TAKE THAT YOU RUN OF THE MILL BASTARD! DIE GAS PUMPER!
c.		Charlie: It's over! We're done! We've found Nemo!
d.		Daisy Duke: [Boss Hogg has just had Bo and Luke arrested] Wait a minute, the governor has something to say. Governor Jim Applewhite: What do I have to say? Daisy Duke: You know, about how these boys are environmentalist heroes for stopping the strip mining of Hazzard County and how in return you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes. Governor Jim Applewhite: Okay, friends, as you know, I've always been a friend of the environment and since these boys just saved this area from being exploited and strip mined, I've decided to pardon them for any and all crimes they have committed in the great state of Georgia. Uncle Jesse: Wait a minute; I wanna thank you for pardoning me too. Governor Jim Applewhite: What am I pardoning you for? Uncle Jesse: For this! [Uncle Jesse slugs Boss Hogg, knocking him out]

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