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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hamlet 2 (2008) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hamlet 2 (2008) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hamlet 2 (2008)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008).

About the movie: In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Cricket Feldstein: You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!
b.		Cyrano de Bergerac: You may go. / Or tell me, why are you staring at my nose? The Meddler: No! Cyrano de Bergerac: It disgusts you, then? Does its color appear to you unwholesome? / Or its form obscene? The Meddler: But I've been careful not to look! Cyrano de Bergerac: And why not if you please? / Possibly you find it just a trifle large!
c.		Plainview: [to Eli] That was one goddamn helluva show.
d.		Kim: We're not perfect. Any of us. We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Lampy: So... uh... what's this thing with you and the Blanket? Toaster: What thing? Lampy: You know. All of a sudden, you're being so darned NICE to him all of a sudden. Toaster: Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better. Lampy: Wow, that's weird. Toaster: What's weird about it? Lampy: I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means. Toaster: Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread. [Lampy looks puzzled] Toaster: Hmmm. It's, um, let's see... it's like a warm, toasty feeling inside. [Lampy scratches his head] Toaster: It's like a glow... Lampy: A glow! Toaster: Yeah. Lampy: I think I know what you're talking about! It's like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.
b.		Mugs: [reading the card on the wreath of flowers the boys brought in] 'We didn't mean to shoot you Louie, honest'. You stole a dead guy's flowers? Don't you know that sacrelilious? Put them back... hold it, I guess it wouldn't be any more sacrelilious to put them back after the ceremony.
c.		Dana Marschz: Oh my god, writing is so hard!
d.		Sport: You can't be my friend if you're not my friend.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Salieri: He was my idol. Mozart, I can't think of a time when I didn't know his name.
b.		Epiphany Sellars: What about the acting? Rand Posin: [reading their play's review] "It is perhaps best not to mention the acting. In the theater, actors endeavor to simulate human emotion. Rand Posin and Epiphany Sellars flap their lips and wave their arms like malfunctioning wind-up toys..." Dana Marschz: That's enough! Every trimester we get fisted by this guy! Epiphany Sellars: [to Rand] What's "fisted"? Rand Posin: [genuine or feigned confusion] What? Dana Marschz: I have so much anger. I feel like I've been raped. In the face!
c.		Bobby: Did that cowboy make it with you yet?
d.		Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain: In the Roman civil war, Julius Caesar knew he had to march on Rome, which no legion was permitted to do. Marcus Lucanus left us a chronicle of what happened. "How swiftly Caesar had surmounted the mighty alps and in his mind conceived immense upheavals, coming war. When he reached the water of the little Rubicon, clearly to the leader through the murky night appeared a mighty image of his country in distress, grief in her face, her white hair streaming from her tower-crowned head, with tresses torn and shoulders bare, she stood before him and sighing said, "Where further do you march? Where do you take my standards warriors? If lawfully you come, if as citizens, this far only is allowed." Then trembling struck the leader's limbs, his hair grew stiff and weakness checked his progress, holding his feet at the rivers edge. At last he speaks, "Oh Thunderer, surveying Rome's walls from the Tarpeian Rock. Oh Phrygian house gods of Iulus, Clan and Mystery of Quirinus who was carried off to heaven, Oh Jupiter of Latium seated in lofty Alda and Hearths of Vesta, Oh Rome, equal to the highest deity, favor my plans! Not with impious weapons do I pursue you. Here am I, Caesar, conqueror of land and sea, your own soldier, everywhere, now too, if I am permitted. The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one." Then he broke the barriers of war and through the swollen river swiftly took his standards. And Caesar crossed the flood and reached the opposite bank. From Hesperia's Forbidden Fields he took his stand and said, "Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!" Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Nick: Gee, Kyle, is this really fair? There are only three of you! [two more Wardens appear] Nick: Ah. That's more like it.
b.		Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [justifying his newly adopted non-violent attitude, he quotes Gandhi] "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary." Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [answers with his own Gandhi quote] "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
c.		Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Feel the prana!
d.		Dana Marschz: It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang. Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah. Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity. Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet! Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink. Dana Marschz: It was?
b.		Rocky Dennis: Don't worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I'm real normal. Everything'll be cool.
c.		Kumar: Thank you, come again
d.		Henry Fussy: Look at Wilbur. He's got tears in his eyes. Avery Arable: Probably having such a good time he hates to go home. Lurvy: He's not sick, is he? Homer Zuckerman: Probably just homesick. I guess we all are.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Edith Sussman: You seem so sad and tired since you got back from Spain. What's wrong, daddy? You can tell me. We're soul mates. Sol Sussman: Well, then I'll confide in you. It's just this God-awful constipation. Before I go to sleep I'm supposed to take a suppository. Well, nobody ever said it was gonna' be easy being an old Jew.
b.		Sam: [Sam and Tilley go out to bar to celebrate a sale that Tilley has made to break a long dry spell] You know, Tilley, I'm beginning to believe in God. Ernest Tilley: Yeah me too! Sam: No, you don't know what I mean. I'm beginning to think about God more. Ernest Tilley: What, you were never one of those atheists, were you? Sam: No, I'm not sayin' that. It's just that I'm beginning to give God more thought. Ernest Tilley: What, did you have some kind of religious experience or something. Sam: Well, yeah, the other day I took the wife to lunch, we went and has some smorgasboard, and it just kinda happened. Ernest Tilley: [Gags for a second at this] At the smorg... you found God at the smorgasboard? Sam: Well, yeah, I'm looking at all this food, I see all these vegetables, and I think, all these things came outta the ground. I see tomatoes, outta the ground, carrots, outta the ground, radishes outta the ground. And I think, all of these things come outta the ground. And I'm just talkin' about the vegetables, I haven't gotten to the fruits yet. And I think, how can that be? How can all these things come outta the ground? With all these things comin' outta the ground, there must be a God.
c.		[Melinda just fainted while disecting a frog] David Petrakis: Melinda! Hello? Can you count backwards from 10? Who is the president of the United States? Come on, open your eyes. Ms. Keen: Dave, don't hit her! David Petrakis: That's what your supposed to do! My dad's a doctor. David Petrakis: [still slapping her] Melinda, who's the governor of Texas?
d.		Dana Marschz: [to Cat] What the fuck is your problem, man?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		[first lines] Andrew Wyke: Yes? Milo Tindle: Andrew Wyke? Andrew Wyke: That's right. Milo Tindle: I'm Milo Tindle.
b.		Epiphany Sellars: I still get nervous around ethnics.
c.		Adele Rousseau: What did you say this room was called? [an Alien egg hatches] Thomas: Sacrificial chamber.
d.		Jim Davis: Damn, those are bad-ass kicks, dawg. You're lucky you got little bitch feet, or else I'd be stompin' around in them mother fuckers.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Darien - Tuxedo Mask: The reason the Earth seems so evil to you is that the Sailor Scouts drive out the negative forces! Fiore: They are the negative forces!
b.		Ann Darrow: Beautiful.
c.		Fuller: And listen, Jack, your first bottle tonight? It's on me. John Shepard: Thanks, Fuller, but I don't drink with assholes.
d.		Dana Marschz: [in commercial] I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		[Regarding Tristan's departure] Susannah: Will he come back? Colonel Ludlow: I don't know. One Stab: [Speaking Cree] Colonel Ludlow: Stab says yes.
b.		Charlie Chan: [to Lee at dining table] Can assist in negotiating one order of waffles without danger of arrest?
c.		Dana Marschz: It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!
d.		Jeffrey Goines: There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hamlet 2 (2008)?
a.		Bob: Weren't you in the news? Some show in, Prayge... Prague? Edna: Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods!
b.		Tracy Turnblad: Now all of Baltimore will know... I'm big, blonde and beautiful!
c.		Judge Buckner: Come on, Doc! Your job is pulling teeth out of people's mouths, not putting words in 'em. Let him speak for himself!
d.		Dana Marschz: Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson.

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