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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lady Magdalene's (2008) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lady Magdalene's (2008) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008).
About the movie:
In this action comedy, Jack Goldwater, an IRS agent on loan to the Federal Air Marshal Service, is relieved of field duty after insulting a powerful U.S...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008)?
a.
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein
: I assigned two previous agents to the job I'm giving you. The first agent was a Sunday school teacher and married man. Now his wife is divorcing him... his church fired him... he quit his job here... and the last I heard he joined the Branch Davidians.
Jack Goldwater
: Yikes. And the second agent?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein
: I tried a female agent the next time. She came to us from the ATF. She also left the IRS after being given this assignment. Frankly, I don't know what happened to her.
Jack Goldwater
: Sir, where are you sending me? To audit the Scientologists?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein
: That would be easy by comparison. I'm sending you to Pahrump.
b.
Benjamin Dingle
: There are two kinds of people - those who don't do what they want to do, so they write down in a diary about what they haven't done, and those who are too busy to write about it because they're out doing it!
c.
Jeff Blue
: [
last lines - on the boat
] Which way is Cuba?
Muerte
: [
in the water
] No, no, that's the wrong way! Please, come back! No, the land is back there behind you! Where are you going? Blue, no!
d.
Herman Ferguson
: [
approaching the MegaCity wall
] C'mon, Dredd, there is no way in, are you even listening to me? We can't just knock on the wall and say "Hello, Cursed earth Pizza".
Judge Dredd
: There is a way in. 10 years ago, 2 refugees figured it out, through the city's incinerator, there's a flame burst twice a minute, that means they have only 30 seconds to run through before it flames again.
Herman Ferguson
: These refugees, they made it through, right?
Judge Dredd
: Actually, they were roasted. But, the theory's sound. Shall we? [
walks away
]
Herman Ferguson
: Maybe we should consider other theories, Dredd.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008)?
a.
Matt Beemish
: I'm the court psychiatrist.
Richard Nugent
: Come back in an hour. I'll be crazy by then.
b.
Nurse Gretchen
: Hi, I'm Nurse Gretchen. I'd love to give you a sponge bath.
Scheherazade
: I'm Scheherazade. Let me tell you of the thousand and second night.
Pixie
: I'm Pixie. Let me sprinkle my magic all over you.
Sinead
: I'm Sinead, and I've broken all the rules.
Eden
: I'm Eden... and I'd love to show you my garden.
Angel
: I'm Angel. Like to try a few falls with me?
Jack Goldwater
: Hi, I'm Jack. I'm from the government... and I'm here to help you.
c.
[
last lines
]
Vivian Van Damm
: Listen you old battle-axe!
Laura Henderson
: Don't you dare talk to me like that!
d.
Dani
: I love you, Court.
Court Foster
: Don't! Don't love me now. When things are so mixed up.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008)?
a.
[
taking role
]
Old Guard
: Copeland.
Copeland
: [
snappishly
] What?
Old Guard
: Copeland, you be nice now.
b.
Ali the American
: I have tickets to see a revival of Cats. I wouldn't want to miss that!
c.
Tyler Durden
: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
d.
Marcia
: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008)?
a.
David Howard
: Why didn't you tell me when we got married that you were this horrible gambling addict? It's like when you have a venereal disease - you tell somebody!
Linda Howard
: I've only gambled twice in my life. This was the second time.
b.
Senator Red Kensington
: So let me get this straight, Agent Goldwater. All it took for you to conclude that an Arabic-looking man was an al Qaeda terrorist was that he was carrying a violin case that had already cleared airport security and that he was watching a Tom Clancy movie? And we're not supposed to think that you had racially profiled this innocent performing artist the moment you set eyes on him?
Jack Goldwater
: Senator, my tactical assessment was based on a confluence of factors...
Senator Red Kensington
: But you want me to believe that if another airline passenger carrying a violin case and watching an American movie had been blond and blue-eyed, you would not have profiled him as having smuggled a weapon or a bomb aboard this domestic flight between St. Louis and Las Vegas, and pounced on him as if he'd just walked out of a meeting with Osama bin Laden?
c.
Po
: Do you truly believe I'm ready for this?
Shifu
: You are... Po.
d.
Max
: Do you mind if I hang here for a while, because there's some people after me. I did some stuff. Yeah, you probably... Yeah I'm really sorry about the cafeteria. But Jindraike has no right to do what he's doing, and now my friends are gonna get whaled on because of me, and I can't do anything about it.
Janitor
: Any kid can make a mess. Takes a man to clean it up. [
leaves, Max sits alone in the janitor's office
]
Max
: [
narrating
] It took a man with a plunger to make me realize that I had to do something. I thought I'd stood up to the bullies, but all I'd really done was hit and run. That's not courage. That's ex-courage.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008)?
a.
Angel
: How do I know I can trust you?
Jack Goldwater
: Hey, I work for the IRS. Who doesn't trust the IRS?
b.
Xian Chow
: [
David comes out of the hospital on crutches
] May we begin now!
David Sloan
: Look man, I don't want none of your help, OK? I don't want anyone near me right now!
Xian Chow
: You need me, it's simple logic.
David Sloan
: You didn't do my brothers any good, what the hell do you think you're gonna do for me!
c.
Penny
: So, what the fuck do you want, Donnie?
d.
Harry Potter
: [
chasing after Snape after Snape killed Dumbledore
] Snape! He trusted you!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lady Magdalene's (2008)?
a.
David Basner
: I could've been a great doctor.
Max Basner
: You could've been a great anything, son.
b.
The Director
: Some of my best enemies are Jewish.
c.
Lady Divine
: Oh, think of it, Mink. We can perform extreme unction nationwide - Ronald Reagan and his family, the entire Baltimore Police Department, and BARBRA STREISAND!
d.
Regina
: I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!
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