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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Up in Smoke (1978) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Up in Smoke (1978) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Up in Smoke (1978)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978).

About the movie: Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A., with incompetent Sgt. Stedenko on their trail.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Clark: I don't give a frogs fat ass who went through what. We need money.
b.		Lucky: [to Justice, after his cousin is shot] This never would have happened if I hadn't been fucking with you.
c.		Helen North: [drunk] Boy, if this damn room would stop rolling around maybe I could find some place to be sick!
d.		Man: You wanna get high man? Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Pedro: It's punk rock, Man! We can do that; we can be punks, Man!
b.		Joan of Arc: I am to lead the Dauphin's armies. Sir Robert de Baudricourt - governor of Vaucouleurs: To lead his armies? When did the Dauphin have an army? And women don't lead armies, girl, they follow. If you want to become that, a camp follower, it can be arranged.
c.		Skroeder: [after watching Crosby disassemble Number 5] What the hell is the matter with you, you four-eyed idiot? Newton Crosby: [mumbling to himself] What an asshole. Skroeder: [angrily] I heard that!
d.		Mrs. MacIntyre: [looking at photos of her husband cheating on her] You idiot! These pictures are of me! [Harry Crumb falls backwards in his chair] Harry Crumb: What? Let me see those. Mrs. MacIntyre: Give them here. Harry Crumb: Not so fast. I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along! Mrs. MacIntyre: What? Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazball husband is as low as it gets! Mrs. MacIntyre: I don't belive this! Harry Crumb: Belive what you want, lady. But don't belive it here. Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse for a human being! Harry Crumb: Says you!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		The Red Queen: [the Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen's court] Where is Alice? The Mad Hatter: I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice. The Red Queen: Well, we're looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?
b.		Maggie Prescott: Duval, please! I can't hear myself think, and I'm trying to think in French!
c.		Lois Lane: [being rescued, stammering] Who... are you? Superman: A friend. [flies away] Superman: [waves] Bye. [Lois waves, and stares at Superman, then sinks into a faint]
d.		Man Stoner: Yeah, that 'Nam grass will fuck anyone up, man!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man? Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we're parked.
b.		[Doppler wants to start eating his meal, but notices a frog-like girl staring at him] Doctor Doppler: [cautiously] Hello. What brings you here, curious little... one? [Doppler picks up a spoonful of his meal, but pauses again when the girl continues staring at him] Doctor Doppler: [waving his hand to send her off] Go away. [pause] Doctor Doppler: Are your parents around? [pause] Doctor Doppler: Now, what's the matter? Cat got your... [he yelps as the girl shoots out a frog-like tounge and catches the food on Doppler's spoon, then skips away happily] Sarah Hawkins: Oh, they're so adorable at that age! Doctor Doppler: Oh, yes. Deplorable. Uh - adorable.
c.		Carla: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Your voice is giving me Mono!
d.		Gus: Do you want to dance, hot dog?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Strawberry: Ahhh, look at that man, the great outdoors, huh! Pedro: Yeah, the great outdoors... [gives Strawberry a weird look]
b.		[Carter is trying to convince Officer Bobby to let him into the prison after-hours] Carter: Bobby, didn't I look the other way that time you bought that bag of weed? Officer Bobby: I was splittin' it with you! Carter: Well, didn't I give you the bigger half?
c.		A.J.: Mr. President, this is an election year. If you're looking for female companionship, we can make certain arrangements that will ensure total privacy. President Andrew Shepherd: I don't want you to get me a girl, A.J.! What is this, Vegas? A.J.: No sir, this is the White House.
d.		Marian Webster: Where did you get your luck, Valerie? Or does God pity the wicked?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Mathesar: We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.
b.		Arnold Stoner: When, boy? When, are you gonna get your act together?
c.		Ray Cumberland: Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? Thirty? Forty? Fifty? Blade: One thousand, one hundred and eighty two. But they were all familiars.
d.		Mayor John Pappas: Lyndon Johnson said, "Everybody will give you ideas on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. And they all come down to this: deny your responsibility." John F. Kennedy said, "An error doesn't have to become a mistake, until you refuse to correct it."

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		William 'Cowboy' Tomkins: You got his weeds? Give 'em to him.
b.		Nicole Bonnet: I feel like I'm going to faint! Simon Dermott: Don't, there's no room.
c.		[stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who's driving] Cop: What do you guys want? Pedro: Nothing. Cop: Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog? Pedro: Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing. [the cop takes a huge bite] Pedro: Want some fritos? Cop: [through a mouthful of hot dog] no, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay? Man Stoner: Hey man, what was that dude's trip? I mean what was he on, man? Pedro: Man, I don't know but I wish we had some of it!
d.		Pepito: The only clown here was you.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Narrator: The Skeksis, with their hard and twisted bodies, their harsh and twisted wills. For a thousand years they have ruled. Yet now, there are only ten: a dying race, ruled by a dying Emperor, imprisoned within themselves in a dying land.
b.		Dignan: Who tripped the alarm, man? Anthony: It's the fire alarm! Dignan: Who tripped the fire alarm? Anthony: IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THIS FUCKING SMOKE!
c.		Man Stoner: Man my legs hurt. Pedro: Yeah I bet!
d.		Mr. Chow: Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? [grabs his nuts with both hands]

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Capt. Ramsey: What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?
b.		Fuentes: The kidnapper will tell you to deliver the money alone. Por favor, don't do that or you will find your self in a real Mexican hell.
c.		Rhodesia: Welcome to your world Repo Man.
d.		Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico? Pedro: A week. I mean a day. Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day? Pedro: A weekday.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Up in Smoke (1978)?
a.		Clouseau: A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardiner, and a witness to a murder. Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye, that there is much more going on here than meets the ear.
b.		Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man? Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. Pedro: What's Labrador? Man Stoner: It's dog shit. Pedro: What? Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Pedro: Yeah? Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man? Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it? [Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ] Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know? Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
c.		Cookie Bullfincher: I knew I was too young and pretty to die.
d.		Sir Gerald Courtney: Just see to the aperitifs, will you? [Dobbs, the butler, walks out of the frame and returns with a tray upon which is a carafe, presumably containing sherry] Sir Gerald Courtney: Dobbs, you're... you're downright Victorian. We must have cocktails, Dobbs, cocktails! Dobbs: [horrified] N-not cocktails, sir! Sir Gerald Courtney: Yes. Now don't tell me that it isn't British. You're deplorably behind the times. I drink 'em m'self. What's more, I can mix 'em. Mix is the word. Dobbs: They tell me they even put ice in them in America. Sir Gerald Courtney: Yes, well, I don't think we'll go quite that far.

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