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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987).
About the movie:
A spoof 1950's sci-fi movie, interspersed with various comedy sketches.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Murray
: [
after having been zapped into his television
] Oh no! I'm in black and white!
b.
Lin
: I'll go after the Emperor.
Alex O'Connell
: Trust me, I've got a little more experience with mummies.
Lin
: [
Pulling out a dagger
] And I have the only weapon that can kill him!
Alex O'Connell
: Okay, I'll cover you! Let's go!
c.
Slater
: Run Jenny Run... I'll coming to cut your fucking heart out
d.
George Wade
: If you have to go, just... go!
Lucy Kelson
: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car!
George Wade
: It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson
: People just don't *go* in Volvos.
George Wade
: I'll buy you another Volvo!
Lucy Kelson
: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who *went* on the front seat.
George Wade
: Well, that would be hard to forget.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Frank Lucas
: Simple Simon-ass motherfuckers!
b.
Dean McCoppin
: Thanks for the scrap, Floyd. I'm sorry I can't pay you more, but it's got... it's got this large "bite" out of it.
Floyd Turbeaux
: That's why I'm selling it. It's got a large bite out of it.
Dean McCoppin
: Yeah, right. What could have done this?
Earl Stutz
: I told you what.
Dean McCoppin
: Oh, yeah. Strange invaders.
Earl Stutz
: Thanks for believin' me. I really did call the government. They're sending someone over to take care of the whole thing.
Dean McCoppin
: Jeez, Earl, you really are crazy. I mean, who in the hell would the government send?
c.
Gringoire
: Your hands are like ice. You're not afraid are you?
Esmeralda
: Not now oh Gringoire, Why did I ever come to paris?
Gringoire
: Don't cry darling
Esmeralda
: I keep thinking and thinking How I came here to soften the king heart towards my people until my silly heart betrayed me for that I deserve to die.
Gringoire
: You will not! I will get you free
Esmeralda
: You will look out after my people when I am gone
d.
Henny Youngman
: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Timothy X. Nolan
: Hark, you bloody idiot, the gold is getting away! It's lost to both of us!
Harker Fleet
: Yeah, well, I don't feel so bad. I got myself invited to a Chinese wedding. I'll give away the bride!
Timothy X. Nolan
: You mean you gave away the gold?
Harker Fleet
: You can't stand it, can you? [
to himself
]
Harker Fleet
: And neither can I.
b.
Steve Allen
: Harvey himself is gonna throw in his two cents as soon as we take 'em off his eyelids.
c.
Lieutenant Karl Bruner
: What's your name?
Anna Miller
: [
Haughtily
] I don't give it to strangers.
d.
Harry Callahan
: [
at end of main titles
] This is a 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can take your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? [
fires at the audience
]
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Alonzo Harris
: [
Explaining his orders to raid Roger's house
] There's nothing I can do about it, you know, I'm just a lowly civil servant.
Roger
: Ehhh, you're their bitch!
b.
Son of the Invisible Man
: Being invisible is the best.
c.
Jenny
: I'm Jenny.
Kermit the Frog
: I'm Kermit. [
Long pause
]
Kermit the Frog
: I'm a frog.
d.
Merced
: We can not stop the ship!
Alex Shaw
: Then we have to slow it down.
Merced
: What are you gonna do, are you gonna let the air outta our tires?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Bernice Pitnik
: I'm glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee, or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I'm not so sure we're burying the right guy.
b.
Senior Ed Bloom
: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
c.
Arya
: Too late. It's hatched.
d.
Hooper
: This was no boat accident.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Micah
: [
as Katie goes upstairs after an argument
] Run to your little friend!
b.
Murray
: Where am I?
Selma
: On the Disney Channel. At least there I know you won't catch anything.
c.
Gwen
: I'm doing a human interest piece... on you.
Van Wilder
: I'm flattered, I'd love for your piece to be on me. [
looks up at the ceiling and sighs
]
Van Wilder
: ... But sadly I don't do interviews, never have, never will. Do lunch though.
d.
Larn
: Well if you want it, take it.
Teegra
: I am not... a thief
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Alex Furlong
: This your truck?
Pickup Man
: Company's.
Alex Furlong
: [
Whips out firearm
] Not anymore.
b.
Freddy Malins
: Oh, if you'll excuse me... See, I've never been able to relieve me-self in the presence of another. Otherwise, I'd have joined the army.
c.
[
the Penthouse Girl tells about her life
]
Taryn Steele
: I have grown so much since then. I can't hardly believe it's me. I am a beach person and a night person. I'm really sorry for everybody who doesn't live in California, because we got it all, the mountains, the sun.
d.
Derek Smalls
: We're taking a sophisticated view of sex...
Marty DiBergi
: Down on a farm.
Derek Smalls
: Yeah.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Rip Taylor
: What's this, an audience or a funeral? Now, pay attention, please. But I'm a little nervous because Harvey was a personal friend of mine, and there's not a person in this room that Harvey Pitnik did not touch. I must say, he touched me for 40 bucks and Steve for 20.
b.
Jazz
: Is that all you got, Megatron?
Megatron
: Come here, you little cretin! [
Megatron grabs Jazz, but Jazz opens fire with his blaster
]
Jazz
: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron
: No, I want TWO! [
rips Jazz in half
]
c.
Billy Sunday
: Son, step aside, or I will crack you right in the jaw.
d.
Hitchhiker
: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted
: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker
: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted
: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker
: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted
: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker
: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted
: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker
: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted
: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh? [
Hitchhiker convulses
]
Hitchhiker
: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted
: That - good point.
Hitchhiker
: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted
: Why?
Hitchhiker
: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Joseph
: Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
b.
Kostya Novotny
: [
as he arrives late for the party
] So how can you start this party without me?
Monty Brogan
: Oh shut up, you fat Russian fuck!
Kostya Novotny
: Fat UKRANIAN fuck!
c.
Slappy White
: But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about "ugly" and "cheap"? Harvey wrote his will on his cock, and his lawyer said it would not stand up in court.
d.
Melody Allen
: I need help.
Horatio Prim
: [
With his head sticking out of a trunk
] What do you think I need? Mistress Melody, would you help me get out of this overcoat?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)?
a.
Sam Kolawetz
: You see, I have got proof that this Red Skull guy was closely involved in the murders of Robert Kennedy, John Kennedy, Martin Luther King... [
glances at Captain America's baffled face
]
Sam Kolawetz
: Jesus, you don't even know who I'm talking about do ya?
b.
Andrew
: You haven't told me who you are.
Nina
: I'm a dancer.
Andrew
: No, I meant your name.
Nina
: Oh, Nina.
Tom
: So are you two sisters?
Nina
: No.
Lily
: Yes! Blood sisters.
Nina
: We dance in the same company.
Tom
: Ah, ballerinas. No wonder you two look alike.
Lily
: So, you know, Tom and Jerry here are gay lovers.
Andrew
: I've never been to the ballet.
Lily
: Well then you are definitely not gay.
Tom
: I think it's kind of boring though, isn't it?
Nina
: No it's not!
Lily
: No. You know what? It's just not for everyone.
c.
B.B. King
: Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?
d.
Ferdie
: We were very close to Charlie Smith at the time of his semise.
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