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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Nutty Professor (1963) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Nutty Professor (1963) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Nutty Professor (1963)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963).

About the movie: To improve his social life, a nerdish professor drinks a potion that temporarily turns him into the handsome, but obnoxious, Buddy Love.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!
b.		Lexie Littleton: [as Dodge is hiding behind a magazine] And don't think just 'cause you haven't said anything that I don't know what you're up to. I'm talking to you, behind the magazine. Don't you know I could have you arrested for eavesdropping? Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Excuse me? Lexie Littleton: Or are you really an avid reader of "Ladies Home Journal?" Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: I never miss an issue.
c.		Priest on Street: There are signs everywhere.
d.		Maitre D': I weep for the future.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Dr. Samuels: Now, don't be hasty!
b.		Tammy Metzler: If you died right now, I would throw myself under one of my Dad's cement trucks so I could be poured into your tomb.
c.		Buddy Love: Have some, baby?
d.		[Dr. Mangrum has been tending to Penny after the accident with the wagon; he takes a bottle from his buggy, drinks, and offers the bottle to Quirt] Dr. Mangrum: Drink? [no response from Quirt] Dr. Mangrum: It's amazing the varied uses to which men put alcohol. To each different individual it's either a stimulant, a depressant or an anodine. Just now I'm using it as an anodine. Quirt Evans: Get to the point. Dr. Mangrum: The practice of medicine is one of the most infuriating professions known to man. It takes thirty years of experience to teach you that - in the final analysis - there's nothing to do but stand and watch.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Gym Attendant: Are you hurt? Professor Julius Kelp: Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.
b.		Jake Shuttlesworth: Let me tell you something son, you get that hatred out your heart, or you'll end up just another nigga, like your father.
c.		Detective Cameron: I suppose Rip Van Winkle would be the other body; where is it? Sergeant Raimi: The other body isn't here, sir. Detective Cameron: What? Did he have a date? Whaddya mean it isn't here?
d.		Security Guard: Cover me!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		[last lines in post-credit sequence] Catcher Block: Here, this'll put hairs on your chest. Not that I would want that. Barbara Novak: Mmm-hmm. Barbara Novak, Catcher Block: [singing] Here's to love.
b.		Laura Newton: I could make you give me the cigarette. Laura Newton: [takes her top off] Scott: Keep it together. Keep your voice down.
c.		[Steve and Jerry, Arlene's sons, come running in] Arlene: Look who's here, Uncle Jon. Steve: The asshole from Chicago? Arlene: That's him.
d.		Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be? Buddy Love: Aww... That's no way to talk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "What'll it be?" That's no way to treat a customer. C'mere. Try it like this. Pay attention. You'll feel better and the customers'll be happier. Try this: "What'll it be? Hmmm?" Try that. Come on. We haven't got all night. Try it. Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be? Hmmm? Buddy Love: Good! That was wonderful. Did anyone ever tell you you couldn't sing?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Yancy Cravat: Wife and mother, stainless woman, hide me... hide me in your love.
b.		Voice on phone: You have 88 minutes to live. Dr. Jack Gramm: What? Voice on phone: You know how long 88 minutes can be, don't you? That's 11:45 AM. Dr. Jack Gramm: Who's this?
c.		Kim Fowley: Pig stink! They'll eat you alive out there! Rock 'n' roll is tough music played in tough venues! Men don't like to seem women anywhere but in their kitchens or on their knees - let alone on stage with guitars. Now, buckle up and get ready for bootcamp, babies - you're gonna be trained like the Viet fucking Cong. [shouts outside] Kim Fowley: Bring it in! [Guys filter in carrying crates filled with junk] Kim Fowley: Okay, filthy pussies, today is heckler's drill. These degenerates here are not your fans. They're not here to tell you how pretty you look, they don't want your fucking autographs. They want to hurt you. They want you to retreat. Do NOT. [the girls look at each other wearily] Kim Fowley: Now, move it, move it - I wanna see you bitches to the death dance. Play! [Guys start throwing bottles and bricks and garbage] Kim Fowley: Incoming!
d.		Professor Julius Kelp: Well, just don't do something, sit there!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Little Bird: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
b.		Trumpkin: And you wonder why we don't like you.
c.		Felix: Look what I got for you! [takes out a piece of paper] Felix: This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free! All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will. Gracie Barzini: Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but... Felix: Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings. Gracie Barzini: ...you're a loser.
d.		Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton... Professor Julius Kelp: He had something to do with figs, didn't he?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		[on the plan to capture the alien creature with a huge net] Col. Robert Calder: Doc, this is like a parachute. It's got to work the first time!
b.		Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss! Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest! Star: You crack me up! [laughs, then gets bonked on the head by Kaltag] Star: Whoopee! [falls down dizzily]
c.		Buddy Love: They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add. Stella Purdy: I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff. Buddy Love: Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true? Stella Purdy: And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together. Buddy Love: Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you. Stella Purdy: You rude, discourteous egomaniac! Buddy Love: You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away. [kisses his hand] Buddy Love: Have some, baby?
d.		Punky: [after Nate Scarborough decides to enter the game] You can do it! Get that old ass of yours in the endzone! We gotta win this game!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Kieran: Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor.
b.		Robber D: [Spike pulls a gun after being warned to drop the weapon, waving a gun in an old lady's face] Don't you get it? I'm gonna SPLATTER GRANDMA! Spike: Well, that's a real shame. But, we're not cops and we're not from some charity organization. Sorry lady, we don't protect or serve. This is strictly business. Robber D: What? Spike: Guess you'll just have to chalk it up to bad luck. Robber D: [growls] Cowboy scumbag!
c.		Buddy Love: Hiya, chicky baby. How's it going? Stella Purdy: Fine. Buddy Love: Crazy. I thought I'd visit your little land of learning. Cute. Cute pad. Stella Purdy: What happened to you last night? What'd you run away like that for? I thought you saw a ghost or something. Buddy Love: Oh yeah. How 'bout that? Well, that's why I stopped by. I thought I'd lay it on ya, but this ain't the place to talk. What do you say we meet later at the Purple Pit? We can talk better there. Stella Purdy: Well, I dunno. You're pretty weird, you know, and I don't want... Buddy Love: Chi-chi. Ten o' clock? Stella Purdy: Perfect. Buddy Love: Figures.
d.		Laura Brock: Wires to every town along the line. They'll never get home alive. [thumbing through telegrams listing the Denton's alleged crimes] Pete Coleman: Horse thieves, murderers, bank robbers, rustlers... Laura Brock: Pete, there'd have to be a hundred of them to do all those things!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Sister Rebeka: I am Sister Rebeka. It just want to big three simple rules to your attention before we start our journey. Toorop: We? I'm here to pick up one girl. Sister Rebeka: Where ever she goes, I go. That is rule number 1. Rule number 2, the less contact she has with the outside world, the better. You're here to protect her from outside influences. That includes seeing, hearing, and feeling. Toorop: Now it's a harsh world out there, sister. Sister Rebeka: I know. That is why we live in here. Toorop: Aw shit, okay, what's your third rule? Sister Rebeka: No foul language. Do we have an agreement? Toorop: You listen to my one and only rule - don't fuck with me. Or I'll leave you standing in the middle of no where with nothing but your ass to sell to get back here, your perfect world. Do we have an agreement?
b.		Principal Underwood: [Brenda is standing in Underwood's office after the fight with Cindy] Now I'm sorry about your sister, Brenda. The police are doing everything they can. But she shouldn't have been there in the first place. Brenda: Fuck you! Principal Underwood: [smiles] You're a tough little bitch, aren't you? I like that. But I don't give second warnings. So consider yourself suspended.
c.		Buddy Love: I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right? Stella Purdy: No, not exactly. Buddy Love: And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig? Stella Purdy: Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me. Buddy Love: I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things. Stella Purdy: Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls? Buddy Love: Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts. Stella Purdy: Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt. [pause] Stella Purdy: The music stopped. Buddy Love: Yeah, I heard.
d.		Harry Callahan: Fuck with me, buddy, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Nutty Professor (1963)?
a.		Buddy Love: Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started.
b.		Macduff: Do not bid me speak; see, and then speak yourselves.
c.		Lomax: I can't afford to let you get killed, unless I do it!
d.		Narrator: What exactly is it that occurs within the moment of death, especially to a man within that moment who is not permitted to die, as in the case of Mr. Valdemar?

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