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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Spaceballs (1987) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Spaceballs (1987) - Part (5) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987).
About the movie:
Planet Spaceball's President Skroob sends Lord Dark Helmet to steal Planet Druidia's abundant supply of air to replenish their own, and only Lone Starr can stop them.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Colonel Sandurz
: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet
: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz
: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet
: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
b.
[
Maid knocks on a door
]
Young Witch Maid
: Housekeeping! [
the door opens, something roars from inside the room, and the door slams shut
]
Young Witch Maid
: I'll come back later.
c.
High Macha Of Rashpur
: Good afternoon. I am the Grand Exalted High Macha of Raspur, a nonexistent but real-sounding country.
Phil Moscowitz
: Uh-huh.
High Macha Of Rashpur
: Yes. We're on a waiting list. As soon as there's an opening on the map, we're next.
d.
Edmund Pevensie
: [
after no one believes that Lucy had really seen Aslan
] The last time I didn't believe Lucy, I ended up looking pretty stupid.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Sho'nuff
: Come on, Leroy. Teach me something.
b.
Sebastien
: Parents always lie to their children, to prepare them for the way they'll be treated later by the government.
c.
Dark Helmet
: Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.
d.
Tina Miller
: [
finally comes down off the wall
] I just want a glass of water.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Jim's mother
: Dr. Blake wouldn't be on TV if he wasn't good!
b.
SOD McKinley
: I'll try to be quick. In case you haven't noticed, we have a motorcycle convention moving in and let's face it, you didn't come here to listen to me talk.
Perfect Tommy
: You're right.
c.
Linguini
: [
Remy is controlling his movements by pulling his hair
] That's strangely involuntareeee!
d.
[
Mega-Maid's computer counts down to self-destruct
]
Self-Destruct Voice
: Ten... nine... eight... six...
President Skroob
: Six? What happened to seven?
Self-Destruct Voice
: Just kidding!
President Skroob, Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet
: [
They growl in annoyance
]
Self-Destruct Voice
: [
Skroob, Sandurz, and Helmet are mouthing the numbers alone with the recording
] Six... five... four... three... two... one... [
they close their eyes and grimace
]
Self-Destruct Voice
: Have a nice day.
President Skroob, Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet
: [
open their eyes
] Thank you. [
They close them again
]
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Lloyd Christmas
: Chicks are for fags!
b.
Hud Bannon
: They're letting ladies in free tonight Alma, you just might qualify.
c.
Princess Vespa
: Who are you?
Barf
: Barf!
Dot Matrix
: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!
d.
Dr. Tom Merrinoe
: As a matter of fact, I had an exceptionally full, stimulating if I may say so, usful day at the computer.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Phil Cooper
: It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or 'How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.' That doesn't make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore; it's a pitch. And you're not a human being; you're a marketing rep.
b.
Andy McDermott
: I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.
Brad
: Better get used to it.
c.
Simon
: [
to Gunman
] Just go pretend to guard the guard!
d.
[
man who ate the Space Special is becoming violently ill
]
Woman in Diner
: Grab him some water!
Trucker in Cap
: Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Barf
: [
Spaceball 1 roars by them, in a plaid colouration of speed
] Aah!
Barf
: What the hell was that?
Lonestar
: Spaceball 1.
Barf
: They've gone to plaid!
b.
Detective Gino Felino NYPD
: Whose hot dog is this, eh?
c.
Marylin Rexroth
: [
after Miles kisses Marylin
] I could have you disbarred for that.
Miles Massey
: It was worth it.
Marylin Rexroth
: A romantic divorce attorney.
Miles Massey
: You fascinate me.
d.
Woman on Bus
: [
Haitian accent
] Did ya see it yet, darlin'?
Maggie O'Connor
: Excuse me?
Woman on Bus
: Star of Yakov. What they be callin' the Christmas star. Ain't been seen since Bethlehem. And now it's here.
Maggie O'Connor
: That's nice.
Woman on Bus
: Oh, yes. It's very nice. It's a good sign for all good people. Means someone special come from God. What do ya think 'bout that?
Maggie O'Connor
: I don't know, I - I'm not sure I believe in that king of thing.
Woman on Bus
: Oh, that don't matter. It's there if you believe or not believe. It don't care.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
[
Al and Fred have arrived at Al's fancy apartment building
]
Fred Derry
: Some barracks you got here. Hey, what are you? A retired bootlegger?
Al Stephenson
: Nothing as dignified as that. I'm a banker.
b.
Charles D. 'Ritt' Rittenhouse
: Well, folks, we're in business again!
c.
Antonio
: It's all a question of climate. You cannot serenade a woman in a snowstorm. All the graces in the art of love - elaborate approches that will make the game amusing - can only be practiced in those countries that quiver in the heat of the sun.
d.
Colonel Sandurz
: Are we being too literal?
Dark Helmet
: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Diane Hopper
: [
pops TV dinner in microwave
] All I get is grease around here. I clean up. I do the laundry
Amanda Hopper
: I take out the garbage
Diane Hopper
: I cook the meals and what do I get for it? Nothing but complaints.
Elliot Hopper
: [
yells
] I don't complain about your cooking!
Diane Hopper
: Yes you do. All the time. Loud and clear. What about... what about Wednesday, huh? What about... what about last Friday? What about last Saturday night, huh? Close! "Oh, Diane, how can you screw up Spaghetti-Os?"
b.
Julian Po
: Everyone's time is short. Yours, too. It's an illusion that we have forever to live.
c.
Papa Mousekewitz
: For Tanya, a new papushka. Happy Hannauka.
Tanya Mousekewitz
: Oh, Papa, thank you.
Mama Mousekewitz
: You have only one parent?
Tanya Mousekewitz
: Thank you, Mama.
d.
Dot Matrix
: Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
[
repeated line
]
Joe Waters
: My car, Gus.
b.
Princess Vespa
: [
the quartet enters Yogurt's lair
]
Princess Vespa
: What is this place?
Barf
: It looks like the Temple of Doom.
Dot Matrix
: Well it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.
c.
Steven
: The guy comes into *my* world and calls *me* an asshole!
d.
Thursday Ragan
: You've been like a second mother to him Hannah - surely you know how I feel.
Hannah
: Sure I know - women don't need no telling. The trouble with you men folk is, you're ashamed to let on to each other how you feel.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Spaceballs (1987)?
a.
Carmine
: ...I feel like I'm pushing Michael off a cliff here, placing *these* bets.
Charlie Figs
: He'd better take an enema, because his brain is getting clogged. Who's to pay is coming in. I got it from the inside; it's a mortal lock, you can bet your life on it. Now I gotta call my wife; she's going to the gynecologist.
Carmine
: Is she okay?
Charlie Figs
: I think she's having an affair with the doctor, because she's getting checkups *twice a month*. Yeast infection, she says. Yeah, right.
b.
[
last lines
]
David Hamilton
: [
to new neighbors
] Howdy. We're the Thompsons.
c.
Doug Holt
: Hey, Jacey... Remember that time I got my dick caught in my zipper?
d.
Dark Helmet
: Prepare to attack! On the count of three. One... two... [
Eagle 5 suddenly blasts out of sight
]
Dark Helmet
: WAIT! What happened? Where are they?
Colonel Sandurz
: [
worried
] I don't know sir! They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet
: AND WHAT HAVE WE GOT ON THIS THING, A *CUISINART*?
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