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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Love Guru (2008) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Love Guru (2008) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Love Guru (2008) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008).

About the movie: Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Guru Tugginmypudha: Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.
b.		Mr. Van Dyke: I've spent my entire life trying to stay out of the newspapers, and they've spent theirs getting into them.
c.		Stan Locke: I get ingrown toenails all the time. It's genetic. Something to do with the shape of my toes. I have low metabolism. I'm folically challenged. Colon cancer runs in the family, so I'm sure I'll have the pleasure of the butt-camera soon... Dr. Jordan Locke: Stan, what are you talking about? Stan Locke: I'm no treasure to behold. Genetically, anyway. There's just nothing that says that my genes need to go on at all. In fact, maybe this is God's way of saying 'this has to stop, right now!'
d.		Dormouse: Twinkle twinkle, little bat / How I wonder what you're at? / Up above the world you fly / Like a tea tray in the sky.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Guru Pitka: [picks up Coach Cherkov] I'd like to thank the Academy. Wow, these things are heavy. Yeah. Coach Punch Cherkov: Put me down, a-hole!
b.		Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
c.		Theodora Fitzgerald: I could never live under the shadow of my broken world!
d.		Tony Preston: You wouldn't want an irresponsible husband. Kit Preston: No, darling. Just a husband.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		H.W. Plainview: [Paul Sunday has just sold information to Plainview] How many sisters do you have? Paul Sunday: Two. Plainview: What's your name? Paul Sunday: Paul. Fletcher Hamilton: Does any of your family know about the oil that you say is there? Paul Sunday: I don't know. My uncle always said there was oil there, but I don't know what they heard, or what they think. Fletcher Hamilton: What do you grow? Paul Sunday: It's goats, it's a goat farm. I told you, nothing grows but weeds. Fletcher Hamilton: Is there water? Paul Sunday: It's salty. You drill a well, it's hard not to get salt water. The oil is there. I'm telling you. I want to go now, so... Plainview: You can stay tonight. Paul Sunday: No, I want to go now. I want to leave. Plainview: Listen, Paul... If I travel all the way up there, and I find that you've been lying to me, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to take more than my money back, is that alright with you? Paul Sunday: Yes sir. Plainview: Alright then. Paul Sunday: Nice luck to you. God bless. Plainview: And to you, young man.
b.		Chev Chelios: [lowers gun] Congratulations. Don Kim: Did I win something? Chev Chelios: Your life, jackass.
c.		Angry Fan: Boo! You suck Bullard! Jane Bullard: No you suck! You can say bad things about me but I won't say bad things about myself! So guess what? You can all just kiss my... Canadian ass! [crowd cheers] Jane Bullard: Cherkov, Pitka's coming you have to... Coach Punch Cherkov: Are you as turned on as I am right now? Jane Bullard: You're a bad bad person. Coach Punch Cherkov: I'll take that as a yes! Jane Bullard: Pitka's coming just stall! Ew!
d.		[ordering Scotty to eject the warp core, when escaping the black hole] James T. Kirk: Do it, do it, DO IT!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Prudence Roanoke: [about Darren] Do you think he's really changed? I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother. She's like kryptonite to him.
b.		Robin Hood: You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Rabbi Tuckman: Faygeles? [clears their throats, trying to act macho] Robin Hood: No, no. We're straight. Just... merry. Rabbi Tuckman: As I. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat? Robin Hood: I am Robin of Locksley. Rabbi Tuckman: Robin of Locksley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Locksley and Bahgel! It can't miss!
c.		Lt. Dobbs: Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan? Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony... Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector... Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan? Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.
d.		Miss Mona: Now that's what the little silver snaps are for.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Captain Englehorn: And you expect to photograph it? Carl Denham: If it's there, you bet I'll photograph it! Jack Driscoll: Suppose it doesn't like having its picture taken? Carl Denham: Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs
b.		Darren Roanoke: [about his suit] What's wrong with shark skin? Guru Pitka: More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
c.		The Pilot, Capt. Hank Tucker RCAF: I'm Captain Hank Tucker, RCAF. I've come to bring the fugitive to justice. Where's headquarters? Sergeant Edgar Millen: Wherever I'm standin'.
d.		Janet Hall: [surrounded by a group of women in the cafe hanging on her every word] ... so that is my feelings on salt and pepper and sugar. Condiments: let's move onto that. Ketchup: obviously the most popular condiment. I don't think anybody's going to disagree with me on that one. First of all, always wipe the bottles down. Sticky: there's nothing grosser than that. I mean, i'm sure there's something grosser... but it's pretty gross to have it sticky when you're trying to have a...

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Guru Pitka: Jane, the city of Toronto doesn't hate you. Jane Bullard: Oh, yeah they do! Guru Pitka: Uhhh, no they don't Jane Bullard: Oh, yeah they do! Guru Pitka: Uhhh, no they don't Jane Bullard: Trust me, at the arena I had maintenance paint lines telling me where the crowd can't see me! You know so they don't boo me and throw stuff at my head!
b.		Logan 5: You knew your mother and father? The Old Man: Sure, you know... they raised me. [starts muttering to himself]
c.		Maya: I loved being with him. I would have done anything just to be with him. Teacher of the Kama Sutra: What kind of love are you talking about? Real love? If you're looking for real love, you've chosen the hardest task of all, the work for which all other work is but preparation. Maya: But I was ready. I wanted to give myself to him. Teacher of the Kama Sutra: Love does not mean surrendering, "losing yourself". It is a call to ripen. Don't look for straight lines, Maya. Life is never like that.
d.		Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Christine: If he has to kill a thousand men, the Phantom of the Opera will kill and kill again!
b.		Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand? Guru Pitka: Bangkok. Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly. [punches Pitka in his groin] Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my balls!
c.		Chance: You were so awesome. You were like Rin Tin Tin. Shadow: What? Chance: Rin Tin Tin. Don't you ever watch TV?
d.		Polly Williams: Hi ya Church, hows your steeple? Danny Churchill, Jr.: So long Polly, watch your crackers!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Coach Punch Cherkov: If I sit like this any longer, I'm gonna pop my dink bag.
b.		Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wang? Sidney Wang: Is confusing. Lionel Twain: [from moose head] IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!
c.		[Jim and Wheely both suddenly notice that Herbie is gone] Jim Douglas: Herbie! Wheely Applegate: You mean "no Herbie."
d.		Senator Frederick Prentice: Ah, it's as simple as this: the President trusts Russia, and the American people don't. The people don't believe the Russians're going to take those bombs apart on July 1st, and neither do I.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		Guru Pitka: Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.
b.		Uncle Remus: Yes sir, that's the way with Br'er Rabbit, sure as I'm named Remus. About the time he get it stuck in his mind that there ain't nobody can outdo him, up somebody'd jump an' do him scan'lous. "What you laughin' 'bout?" says Br'er Fox, says he. An' Br'er Rabbit, he couldn't say nothin'. "Well, then," says Br'er Fox, says he, "I'll settle your hash right now!" And with that, he grab Br'er Rabbit by the tail and made for to dash 'im agin' the ground. But just then, Br'er Rabbit's tail snap off real short, an' he tuck through the cotton patch like the dogs was after 'im. An' from that day to this, the only tail that Br'er Rabbit's got to his name was a little ol' ball o' cotton.
c.		Gus Sinski: The boys are all here for ya, we'll back you up, we'll be there, cause, Billy, we don't stink right now. We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.
d.		Scorpion: Do you really believe there's still civilization somewhere in the world? Alma: Mm hm. Scorpion: What would you do if there isn't? Alma: People need to believe in something. They need to hope, to dream. You haven't lost hope either. Scorpion: What makes you think so? Alma: Otherwise, why would you continue to fight? Scorpion: I fight to survive.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.		The Caller: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you? Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face. The Caller: There's the spirit.
b.		Jane Bullard: I haven't laughed like this in such a long time. Guru Pitka: Why not? Jane Bullard: It's hard to laugh when men just see you as some curse.
c.		Felix Ungar: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed? Oscar Madison: Agreed. Felix Ungar: Okay. What do you think the plan should be? Oscar Madison: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.
d.		Willenholly: [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! You chug that ass cock, baby. You need two hands. Oh, you like that, MULE. Mules are... GOOD!

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