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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy Gilmore (1996) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy Gilmore (1996) Quiz
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About the movie:
A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
[
John leaps into the police truck that Jim is driving
]
John Ryder
: Hi kid.
b.
Happy Gilmore
: [
to Bob Barker
] The price is wrong, bitch.
c.
Saul
: Did you know I'm Peter's godfather?
Lucy
: Really? I thought you had to be catholic for that.
Saul
: Ox fudged it over. He donated 50 folding chairs to Father O'Shea's bingo night.
d.
Jason
: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
Marcia Brady
: You mean like walking with a book on my head?
Jason
: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?
Marcia Brady
: [
slaps him
] Cut my hair?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Briseis
: Why did you choose this life?
Achilles
: What life?
Briseis
: To be a great warrior.
Achilles
: I chose nothing. I was born and this is what I am.
b.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
: Louis, why in hell must you keep pacing up and down?
Louis Howe
: I'm nervous!
c.
Nursing Home Orderly
: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman
: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly
: What's that?
Elderly Woman
: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly
: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.
d.
Mr. Pink
: I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Young Adam
: I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart, down in my heart... and if the devil don't like it he can sit on a tack.
Young Fenton
: Ouch.
b.
Shirley Valentine
: I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.
c.
Virginia
: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore
: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.
d.
Howard Prince
: [
to Sam
] I - I still don't see why we can't fix it. You know what I me...? Pay somebody off 'cau - 'cause how much cou-could it cost, you know, 'cause they're just Congressmen?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Anna Hart
: I feel as though I'm more myself than ever before.
b.
Shooter McGavin
: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore
: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
c.
Brandon
: Lana, you are one cranky girl.
d.
Logan
: Do I look like a man who exaggerates?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Linus
: Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham!
Eric
: Klingon to this. [
Eric moons the Trekkers
]
b.
Marvin
: Life? Don't talk to me about life!
c.
Happy Gilmore
: [
voice over narration
] During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
d.
Pete
: Now, baby, I'm not trying to rush you.
Lily
: [
Slaps his face
] Silly boy!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
[
Kirk and Spock enter a bus headed for the aquarium - only to exit the bus about two seconds later
]
Spock
: [
to Kirk
] What does it mean, "exact change"?
b.
Dodge
: Haven't you ever seen "What's Love Got To Do With It"?
c.
Jeanne St. Remy de Valois
: [
upon hearing her verdict
] What ever fate awaits me, it cannot comp... compare to the pain I have... when all you hold dear is taken and you have nothing left, risk is of little consequence. And when a ray of hope came into view, I reached for it with all my might. I realise... I realise now that it is too late, that honor does not live in the name. It comes from what you carry in your heart. I realize, now that it is too late, that honor does not live in the name. It comes from what you carry in your heart.
d.
Grandma
: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy Gilmore
: Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Happy Gilmore
: I'll make you a bet.
Virginia
: Do you always carry a puck with you?
Happy Gilmore
: Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.
Virginia
: Really?
Happy Gilmore
: Good luck. [
Virginia shoots puck and scores
]
Happy Gilmore
: Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.
b.
Franjean
: You are drunk, and when you are drunk you forget that I am in charge!
Rool
: Fine, then which way should we go?
Together
: That way!
c.
Janey
: He's just uh! You know. I mean uh!
Lynne
: Is he gonna call you tomorrow?
Janey
: Yeah, I think so.
d.
Gil Carter
: They're kiddin' you, Sparks.
Sparks
: I know sir. But maybe Mr. Smith's accidentally right. Maybe I ought to go along.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Mr. Browne
: [
singing
] Portobello Road, Portobello Road, street where the riches of ages are stowed! Anything and everything a chap can unload, is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road. You'll find what you want in the Portobello Road!
b.
[
the audience is getting wild
]
Shooter McGavin
: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
c.
Jack Butler
: Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.
d.
Ingrid
: Hilde, the spool is smoking!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Suzanne Stone Maretto
: [
to Lydia in the dressing room
] Well, you grow up, you know? You think it's all gonna be like a fairytale. Like you're Sleeping Beauty, and along comes this Prince Charming, and he looks at you, and it's night time, and he smiles at you and kisses you.
Lydia Mertz
: Yeah, I - I know that story.
Suzanne Stone Maretto
: And then... then you wake up... and it's daylight... and you look at him. It's just when you work all day, trying to perfect yourself and create something meaningful, you expect some support. Does anyone ever say "Did you have a good shoot today?" or "How's the editing going?" or *anything* of that nature?
Lydia Mertz
: I guess not.
Suzanne Stone Maretto
: No. I mean, the point is... Larry is a nice guy, you know? But he just doesn't know a thing about television.
b.
Happy Gilmore
: [
to Virginia
] Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
c.
Francesca
: Yes, it's me! And no, I'm not dead!
d.
Morpheus
: All of our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance. When I see three objectives, three captains, three ships. I do not see coincidence, I see providence. I see purpose. I believe it our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)?
a.
Jefferson Monk
: [
after narrating his bizarre story of confronting "Mr. G.," the leader of the Baru-Kan secret society, who offered him $50,000 for his head
] The whole thing sounds so preposterous!
b.
Gary Spargo
: Damn! And I thought I was good looking.
c.
Happy Gilmore
: Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?
Otto
: And a slant to the left.
Happy Gilmore
: Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on.
d.
[
Susan enters Narnia for the first time
]
Susan Pevensie
: Impossible!
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