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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Love Guru (2008) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Love Guru (2008) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008).
About the movie:
Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Raoul
: [
Desperate
] Free her! Do what you like only free her! Have you no pity?
The Phantom
: [
to Christine, mocking and humourous
] Your lover makes a passionate plea.
Raoul
: I love her! Does that mean nothing? I love her! Show some compassion...
The Phantom
: [
Suddenly enraged
] The world showed no compassion to me!
b.
Larry Bonner
: Nobody else's mother visits him during Hell Week.
c.
Andie
: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben
: No, honey, it's just sleeping.
d.
Jacques Grande
: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.
Prudence Roanoke
: What's that?
Jacques Grande
: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Guru Pitka
: Please welcome, Celine Dion!
Jacques Grande
: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!
b.
Emmy
: [
on taking out $900 from the bank in the middle of the night
] It might be wrong but it would be very handy.
c.
Mata Bond
: [
Going through a spinning door located on a toilet
] First john I've ever gone round with.
d.
[
after The Kid kisses her on the cheek
]
Lucy
: Sneaky little shit.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Max Matthews
: I always DID want to play the palace.
b.
Guru Pitka
: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.
c.
Bill
: A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it.
d.
Det. Dale Andriotti
: You're fuckin' bananas!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Aang
: [
to Zuko
] We could be friends, you know.
b.
Dr. Grant
: Let me put it this way. Concussion is still alive, and he's coming back.
Larraby
: He was destroyed.
Dr. Grant
: Nope.
Larraby
: We were there. We both saw it.
Dr. Grant
: Nope.
c.
Guru Pitka
: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
d.
Captain James T. Kirk
: Well, Bones. Do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?
Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.
: They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
David Abbott
: Get out of my house!
Elizabeth Masterson
: You get out! [
She tries to shove him, but passes through him and falls through the wall
]
David Abbott
: Rest in peace! [
He turns around to see her standing there
]
Elizabeth Masterson
: I'm not leaving!
b.
[
sees Elle in her Bunny costume
]
Warner Huntington III
: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle
: Thanks, you're so sweet.
c.
EDI
: [
Gannon preparing to fire a missile
] Talon 1, clarify your intentions.
Lt. Ben Gannon
: You gave me your word, I'm showing you mine.
d.
[
repeated line
]
Guru Pitka
: Marishka Hargitay.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Mary's Step-Father
: Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!
b.
Sheridan Whiteside
: I suppose you've written the great American novel.
Bertram H. 'Bert' Jefferson
: No, I've written the great American play.
Sheridan Whiteside
: Well I don't want to read it.
c.
Steven Mills
: I think... I think...
Celeste Martin
: What?
Steven Mills
: Would I scare you... if I told you I love you?
Celeste Martin
: Not unless you hit me at the same time.
Steven Mills
: I'm serious.
Celeste Martin
: So am I!
d.
Rajneesh
: [
answering cell phone
] Dell Computers, this is Chip.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Paula Alquist Anton
: It isn't here, you must have dreamed you put it there. Are you suggesting that this is a knife I hold in my hand? Have you gone mad, my husband?
b.
Goth Girl
: Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex you!
Young Charlie
: You what?
Goth Girl
: I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will fall like rain. You won't hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!
Young Stu
: Was that Phil Collins?
c.
Eve Kendall
: You've got taste in clothes, taste in food.
Roger Thornhill
: [
necks Eve
] Hmm, And taste in women. I like your flavor.
d.
Jacques Grande
: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Henry Drummond
: As long as the prerequisite for that shining paradise is ignorance, bigotry and hate, I say the hell with it.
b.
Guru Pitka
: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
c.
Kathryn
: Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.
d.
Dennis
: [
brushing his teeth spots Mr. Wilson's nasal spray. He opens it up and squirts it
] Cool! Old faithful! [
suddenly it runs out
]
Dennis
: [
uses the mouthwash to fill it back up. But now the mouthwash is empty
]
Dennis
: [
uses toilet cleanser to fill the mouthwash up
]
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Rita
: It's beautiful. I don't know what to say.
Phil
: I do. Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now... because I love you.
b.
Darry
: He dumped something down that pipe.
Trish
: Wrapped in a sheet.
Darry
: Wrapped in rope and a sheet.
Trish
: Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here!
c.
Garrett Breedlove
: You're just going to have to trust me about this one thing. You need a lot of drinks.
Aurora Greenway
: To break the ice?
Garrett Breedlove
: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.
d.
Jacques Grande
: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Love Guru (2008)?
a.
Jay Kell
: [
from trailer
] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!
b.
John Smith
: The new world!
c.
Danny
: Wanna play Stratego?
Walter
: No, you always cheat at board games.
Danny
: But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
Walter
: Trust me, you'll find a way.
d.
Lone Starr
: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt
: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
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