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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (2005) - Part (8) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (2005) - Part (8) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005).
About the movie:
Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Mary
: Are you my servant?
Martha
: I'm Mrs. Medlock's servant, and she's Lord Craven's, but I will be doing some upstairs housekeeping and waiting on you a bit.
Mary
: Waiting on me makes you my servant, then.
b.
Guard Dunham
: [
after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget
] That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget
: Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham
: Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget
: Switowski! Come here! [
he comes running over
]
Earl Megget
: You know what he said in the library? [
whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head
]
Earl Megget
: Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski
: [
Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs
] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough
: I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters
: I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy
: Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski
: [
jumps up and down celebrating
] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget
: [
as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher
] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss
: And some diapers!
c.
Mr. Jones
: I knew a girl like you once. She had an act in a circus. Used to crack a whip and make lions jump through paper hoops.
Carolyn Grant
: And you prefer the lipstick sort, huh?
Mr. Jones
: Yes, mostly because I don't like jumping through paper hoops.
d.
Ted Baker
: On the level, what'd you do last night?
Burke Devlin
: Nothing much:just sat up half the night discussing literature and life with a beautiful, half naked blonde.
Ted Baker
: You better change bootleggers.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Michael Cutler
: Grandfather always said you were a looser. Now you're trying to make me one and I hater you for it.
Lincoln Hawk
: Mike, I don't care what your grandfather thinks about me, okay? All I care about is you!
b.
Anna
: Oh, but this is a lie!
King
: [
in agreement
] It is a FALSE lie!
c.
Ed Concannon
: Why wasn't she getting oxygen?
Dr. Towler
: Well, many reasons, really...
Ed Concannon
: Tell me one.
Dr. Towler
: She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask.
Ed Concannon
: She threw up in her mask. Now cut the bullshit, please. Just say it: She threw up in her mask.
d.
Caretaker
: Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Drayton
: It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!
b.
Philippe
: I am Philippe Roaché, DGSE - Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus
: It sounds... big.
Philippe
: French Secret Service.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus
: Oh.
c.
Fernand de Mondego
: My son, you are now a viscount.
Albert, Age 8
: But I don't want to be a viscount. I want to be a sailor.
Fernand de Mondego
: You'll be a viscount on your father's side.
d.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: Why are there 2 glasses?
Caretaker
: Shut up and pour me a drink, bitch!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Rusty Duritz
: Am I in trouble? [
wiping his runny nose on his hand and going to wipe it on the car seat
]
Russ Duritz
: You're going to be in *trouble* if you wipe that snot on my calfskin seat, don't do it!
b.
Gina Morrison
: [
Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband.
] Captain?
Dave
: Yes?
Gina Morrison
: That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.
Dave
: I am a captain.
Gina Morrison
: Really? A captain of what? [
Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.
]
Dave
: I am a captain of crunch.
c.
Switowski
: I'm sorry... I brokeded your toy.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: Oh, no, it's a good thing! you should share a victory hug with Caretaker.
Caretaker
: What? [
Switowski lifts Caretaker in bear-hug and spins around laughing
]
Caretaker
: [
to Paul
] Asshole!
d.
Anatol Spencer
: Let's not kiss any more, dear, until after breakfast.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Joey Battle
: Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?
Coach Nate Scarborough
: Full contact.
Joey Battle
: Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
Caretaker
: Yep.
Joey Battle
: So I get to tackle him?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that *hammer*.
Joey Battle
: [
looks down at his crotch
] I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
Caretaker
: Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
b.
Dirk Pitt
: Hey, Al. Do remember that time when we were in Morocco?
Al Giordino
: Ya, when you made me ride that damn camel, that bit my ass.
Dirk Pitt
: Yeah, that's the time.
Al Giordino
: [
pauses, confused
] Why?
c.
[
the third murder has just been discovered
]
Inspector Grandpierre
: Three of them. All in their pyjamas? C'est ridicule! What is it, some new American fad?
d.
Amelia
: Are you coming or going?
Viktor Navorski
: I don't know. Both.
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