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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mystery, Alaska (1999) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mystery, Alaska (1999) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mystery, Alaska (1999)

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About the movie: This comedy is about the residents of a small town who get over-excited when their hockey team gets chosen to host a televised event

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		Wanda: What have you found out? Otto: Not a lot. Wanda: You realise he's in court tomorrow? Otto: I know. I know that! Wanda: So nothing, huh? Otto: Nix! Zip! Diddly! Bupkis! [seductively] Otto: Niente!
b.		Sarah Heinz: Mother walrus going "Thwap, thwap, thwap"? Matt 'Skank' Marden: What? Sarah Heinz: You wanna hear a "Thwap"? [Heinz hits Skank with a shovel]
c.		Aunt Alicia: Bad table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more housholds than infidelity.
d.		Robby: Def Leppard sucks!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		Toymaker: Game... Over.
b.		Doug Hallerton: Somebody stole my moustache. Fielding, I want that moustache returned, every hair in place.
c.		[Mr. Walsh is shot] John Biebe: You okay? Mr. Walsh: No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The fucker shot me! What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass fucker shoots my foot off! Cock-fucking shit!
d.		Andy Dufresne: [reading letter from Brooks] "I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me. PS: tell Heywood I'm sorry I put a knife to his throat. No hard feelings, Brooks." Red: [pause] He should've died in here.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		Priestly: You're shittin me. Jen, please tell me you didn't leave Fuzzy sitting down there wondering. God damn it Jen. Jen: I don't expect you to understand. Priestly: Oh I understand. I understand you wouldn't talk to him cause you were terrified he'd judge you on the basis of your looks, yet you're completely comfortable doing the exact same thing to him. Unbelievable, god!
b.		Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: Of course you know Miss Evans, I'm writing a series of articles on the love lives of picture stars and I want your love life for the April number. Lonny Borden: You want what? Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: Now of course you don't mind answering just a few intimate questions. Of course I know you married for love. But was it the thoughtful reasoning kind or was it the blind passionate ummmmph kind? Mary Evans: Well I don't know. I suppose it was the... Lonny Borden: Well I should say it was the, uh, ummmmph kind! Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: That's good! Now are you planning on having a family? Mary Evans: I hope to some day. Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: Oh how sweet. How interesting. Have you seperate bedrooms? Mary Evans: No. Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: Oh I must have a photograph of your bedroom! Now Miss Evans, tell me, just how far do you think a wife should go to keep a husband's love? Mary Evans: Well I know I'd go a long way myself. Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: And what do you think a husband should do to keep a wife's love, Mr. Borden? Lonny Borden: I really haven't the faintest idea. Suppose you tell me! Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: Oh oh oh. I've never been a husband. That reminds me. Have you a photograph showing your marvelous physique? Lonny Borden: No but I have my appendix in the other room in a bottle. Perhaps you'd like to photograph that! [Lonny gets up and exits] Miss DuPont, the Interviewer: Has he gone to get it? Mary Evans: No, uh, I, I don't think so, ummm.
c.		Green Goblin: [lands in front of Spider-Man on a rooftop] Wake up little spider, no you're not dead, not yet, You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different. Spider-Man: I'm not like you. You're a murderer. Green Goblin: Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother? Spider-Man: Because it's right. Green Goblin: [slaps Spider-Man on the head] Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me? We're exceptional. [leans in and grabs Spider-Man's neck] Green Goblin: I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want? [jumps on the glider] Green Goblin: Think about it, hero!
d.		Donnie Shulzhoffer: This is hockey, OK? It's not rocket surgery.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		[John is jealous after seeing his wife and Charles Danner laughing together in the stands, while John was busy trying to coach the team. Donna doesn't understand why he is upset] Donna Biebe: John? John Biebe: You've been smilin' a lot lately. Donna Biebe: [smiling, still puzzled] Excuse me? John Biebe: Ever since he came back. Charlie. You been smilin' a little more. Donna Biebe: [finally understanding] John. That was high school. [He walks a few steps, kicking the snow to reveal the frozen pond below. Then he kicks at the ice again and speaks metaphorically] John Biebe: This is not a pond!
b.		Donald Becker: I know your sort. You're a malcontent, a misfit, someone who's never achieved shit in his life. Takes one to know one.
c.		Mme. de Montrevel: His Majesty adores Gaston! Gaston de Montrevel: [laughing in embarrassment] Table talk!
d.		Hansom Cab Driver: It only takes a moment to see true beauty.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		[Kida hits Mole] Dr. Sweet: Ooh! I like her. Audrey: Hm. 'Bout time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me.
b.		Lieutenant Danny Roman: I like westerns, like Shane. Lieutenant Chris Sabian: It's interesting that you pick one where the hero dies. Lieutenant Danny Roman: What are you talking about? He doesn't die. He rides off into the sunset, and that kid says "Come back, Shane!" Lieutenant Chris Sabian: That's a common misconception, in the last frame he's slumped over on his horse. Lieutenant Danny Roman: So he was slumped, slumped don't mean dead.
c.		Donnie Shulzhoffer: Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?
d.		Libby Mae Brown: My aunt brought out her atlas that I look at a lot. This big blue book and opened up to New York and it's an island, is really what it is. It's this island full of people of different colors and different ideas and I can't- It sounds like a lot of fun to me. You know, we don't see much of that in Blaine. I'd like to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, you know... watch TV and stuff.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		[referring to the dragons] Denton Van Zan: Ever see a male? Quinn Abercromby: When I'm running for my life I generally don't look back at the plumbing.
b.		Stevie Weeks: I'm a premature ejaculator.
c.		Bill, Ted: Catch you later, God!
d.		Marthy Owens: Be a good girl, Anna, no matter how lonely.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		Ashley Albright: [knocks someone over] Oh, my God!
b.		Lattis: You are different from the other humans. More disgusting, I think.
c.		Janice Pettiboe: It's a Rockwellian Christmas up here. Skating. Barbecues. Snow. We're here with defenseman Matt Marden, and... cut! Charles Danner: What? Janice Pettiboe: I can't feel my fingers. 'Skank' Marden: You need to rub 'em on a nice, warm Yuletide log. Janice Pettiboe: I beg your pardon? 'Skank' Marden: Look, Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be chokin' his own chicken. And as women reporters go, I find you supple. Janice Pettiboe: Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame we weren't rolling for that. Charles Danner: I'm sure he'd be happy to repeat it. 'Skank' Marden: [laughing] You need to relax! Janice Pettiboe: Charles! 'Skank' Marden: Do you like massages? [Skank leans over, bursting into laughter again]
d.		P.D. Smith, Ruby City Mortician: Mr. Badger! Frank Badger: Yeah, what? What the matter? P.D. Smith, Ruby City Mortician: It's about Little Jo! Frank Badger: Well, speak up, man! What about him! P.D. Smith, Ruby City Mortician: He was a woman!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		Bailey Pruitt: [questioning a witness in court] You don't like our little town very much, do you Mr. Walsh? Mr. Walsh: I have nothing against your town, Mr. Pruitt. Bailey Pruitt: Did you say, "What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"
b.		Layton T. Montgomery: Talking bee-ah! How do we know this isn't some kind of holographic, motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Clones! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
c.		[Joanna is about to jump off the yacht and swim to Dean] Andrew: [grabs her hand] Oh no Madam. I cannot let you do this. Annie: What? Andrew: Not without a life jacket.
d.		Breog: [about to drop Peter] May the rocks crush your skull!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		[first lines] Diaz: Hey Hodges, what do you think about all those hot shot jitter bugs, huh? Bob Hodges: What about 'em? Diaz: You never went for this shit, did you? Bob Hodges: No way.
b.		Chris: Look at 'em. High Gyll WI, 'ooh, let's arrange our cakes round an old cart wheel'. Ruth: Does look pretty though. Chris: Whose side are you on Brutus? Ruth: No, I didn't mean... Chris: What's your event by the way? Ruth: Tea tray, on an international theme. I did Jamaica but it could be anywhere in the Caribbean. Chris: You know, if more people did WI there'd be more people after me for hallucinogenic drugs.
c.		'Skank' Marden: I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.
d.		Detective Rosewood: Police! You're all under arrest! [Armed thugs answer with a long hail of machine gun fire] Sergeant Taggart: You do that again, I'll shoot you myself!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery, Alaska (1999)?
a.		Danny: Why do they always paint hallways that color? Rusty: They say taupe is very soothing.
b.		Myra Langtry: I'm Roy's friend. Lilly Dillon: Yes. I imagine you're lots of people's friend. Myra Langtry: [taking a good look at LILLY] Oh, of course, now that I see you in the light, you're plenty old enough to be Roy's mother. Lilly Dillon: Aren't we all? Roy Dillon: Play nice. Don't fight.
c.		Joe: Can you show me some of that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger stuff?
d.		Reporter: Did you see your daddy out there? Joey Biebe: I have a toy pony, he takes big shits.

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