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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (2005) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (2005) - Part (3) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005).
About the movie:
Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Jim Wilson
: Serve drinks to juveniles, you get into trouble. How many times do I have to tell you that?
Bartender
: Whatta ya want me to do...? Every dame comes in here, look at her teeth...?
b.
[
first lines
] [
commercial for Confederate Family Insurance
]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker
: A man fills many roles in his lifetime: provider, protector, master of the house. As a father you have a vital role in your family's life. They depend on you to be there. We help to make sure you can fulfill that promise, because [
pause
]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker
: no matter what they call you [
pause
]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker
: at the end of the day [
pause
]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker
: you know you're just [
pause
]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker
: dad. Confederate Family Insurance - for over one hundred years. Protecting a people [
pan past the Confederate Family to a slave trimming their hedges
]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker
: and their property.
c.
Maggie Rice
: I don't understand a God who would let us meet, if there's no way we could ever be together.
d.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: [
drinking a toast with Caretaker
] Here's to the first friend I've had in I-don't-know-how-long
Switowski
: I thought I was your friend, Paul.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: You are my friend, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go to sleep.
Switowski
: OK.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
KG
: [
JB's first rocklesson
] Lesson 1: the powerslide [
turns on a video showing Pete Townshend performing a powerslide on stage
]
KG
: [
turns it of again
]
JB
: Hm... It's just sliding on your knees.
KG
: Is it? Or is it the single most powerful stage-move in any rocker's arsenal?
b.
George Lutz
: Wipe that stupid look off your face and got to bed... run.
c.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: I will be your coach, your captain, your quarterback...
Brucie
: You haven't played in years! Why can't I be quarterback?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: You're right; let's see what you got. [
throws ball to Brucie
]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: Hit me; I'm open!
Brucie
: [
throws wild pass
]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: That's why, now sit down and shut up.
d.
Nurse Lieutenant Maggie Haynes
: Hey, that's quite a knife you carry.
Captain Rock Torrey
: Yeah. Can opener, screwdriver, punch, straight blade - even a skinning blade.
Nurse Lieutenant Maggie Haynes
: Oh, that is useful. What do you skin?
Captain Rock Torrey
: Lieutenant nurses who pull my leg.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Caretaker
: That boy's got slave feet.
b.
[
after jumping into the freezing-cold pool
]
Clark
: Aaaaaah! Jesus! Fuck!
c.
Cmdr. Carl Jessop
: "Wait and see." We waited. December 7th, we saw... The "Wait and see"-ers will bust your ass *every time*!
d.
Mr. Gilbert
: [
Leers at Stan and Ollie
] While the Cat's away the Rats will play huh? Listen, I know where we can find a couple of beautiful blondes!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Martha
: Henry, listen. Tomorrow is fine. Tomorrow.
Henry
: No, today.
Martha
: Tomorrow.
Henry
: Today. Today. Today. Today.
Martha
: Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
Henry
: Today, now. Today, now. Today.
b.
Aquamarine
: Her dad makes the weather?
Claire
: No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine
: And she's a princess?
Hailey
: No, just a royal bitch.
c.
Mae Thorpe
: I couldn't've asked him to marry me. It would have seemed fresh.
d.
Switowski
: I thought I was your friend, Paul.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
: You are my friend, Switowski, just, finish your coloring book and go to sleep.
Switowski
: OK.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Bruce Banner
: I never felt better!
b.
[
Derek Smalls sets off a metal detector at the airport
]
Airport Security Officer
: Do you have any artificial plates or limbs?
Derek Smalls
: Er, not really.
c.
Guard Dunham
: Does the n-word offend you... nigger?
Earl Megget
: No, sir.
d.
Ty Webb
: Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy.
Danny Noonan
: Danny.
Ty Webb
: Danny.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Caretaker
: [
to an exceptionally fast runner
] Run, Forest, run!
b.
Winston
: You are the Don Juan.
c.
Andrew Largeman
: Hey Albert
Albert
: Yeah?
Andrew Largeman
: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Albert
: Thank you, and Hey, you too
d.
Camonetti
: Listen, don't let this guy bring you to his reality. 'Cause that's what he wants to do... he hurts you, you're gonna get angry. He's got the advantage, understand?
Walter Garber
: Yeah.
Camonetti
: Just deflect.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Caretaker
: That boy got slave feet!
b.
Steve Finch
: Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?
c.
Dale Tremont
: How could I have ever fallen in love with a man like you! [
Dale slaps Jerry, then storms off
]
Jerry Travers
: She loves me.
d.
[
Honey Roy stops Gillon from hitting his son after the 10 fights
]
Honey Roy Palmer
: [
to Hambone
] Hey, brother. My hands hurt. You wanna do this? [
Hambone knocks Gillon to the ground hard
]
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Keaton
: You give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.
b.
Caretaker
: [
Switowski has him in a bear hug
] Down, Shrek, down!
c.
Betelgeuse
: Let's see, business section... [
he flips to the obituary page of a newspaper
]
Betelgeuse
: Ooh, la la! What do we got here? The Maitlands, uh? Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too.
d.
Poison Ivy
: [
to Robin
] One kiss, my love. For luck... [
Poison Ivy passionately kisses Robin on the lips with a hint of a smile on her face
]
Poison Ivy
: [
Pulling away with a look of mock-sympathy on her face
] Bad luck I'm afraid... Time to die, little Robin!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Bruce Campbell
: [
Hearing, that Jeff is Kelly's son
] Uuuuhhh, young mother. [
laughs
]
Kelly Graham
: It's a country thing.
Bruce Campbell
: Hey, a MILF is a MILF.
b.
Jeff Spicoli
: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
c.
Caretaker
: He could catch a cold in the desert.
d.
Sweet Pea
: [
From trailer
] There are armed guards everywhere! And if Blue finds out, we're dead!
Rocket
: We're already dead.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (2005)?
a.
Graves
: Look. Parachutes for both of us. [
throws one out the window
]
Graves
: Whoops. Not anymore.
b.
Annabelle Loren
: My husband is sometimes insane with jealousy; nothing matters to him!
Lance Schroeder
: Would he hurt you?
Annabelle Loren
: He would kill me if he could.
c.
Ms. Tucker
: [
to Brucie
] You wish I'd kiss you 'cos your breath smells like eight cans of shark shit.
d.
Eugene Martone
: Look Willie, cut the shit, all right? Now, I'm serious about this song!
Willie Brown
: The only shit to cut around here is you. Now I had it in me that you was another 'Lightning Boy', but you just a chicken-ass. [
stands up
]
Willie Brown
: Chicken-ass, chicken shit!
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