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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Punchline (1988) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Punchline (1988) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Punchline (1988)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988).

About the movie: Steven Gold is a stand-up comedian who is flat broke and has recently dropped out of medical school...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Stand-Up Comic: [doing an impression of Ghandi's mother] Please, sweetheart... just a sandwich?
b.		Mr. Big: I know you're surprised that a big Hollywood star like me would appear in this movie. A lot of Hollywood stars have done exploitation films, like Angie Dickinson in "Big, Bad Mama." Jack Spade: Or Shelley Winters in "Cleopatra Jones"!
c.		Ed: Do you own a video camera? Renee Madison: No. Fred hates them. Fred Madison: I like to remember things my own way. Ed: What do you mean by that? Fred Madison: How I remembered them. Not necessarily the way they happened.
d.		[Paul gets out of Noel's house after he found out she was Bust-Ass' girlfriend. Then he punches his car window and breaks it] Noel: [worried] What happened? Paul: I just had a fight... with my car.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Steven: What do you need it for?
b.		Jesus: My temple should be a house of prayer, but you have made it a den of theives! Get out! Get out!
c.		Ben Rumson: [singing] A man has his creed, and mine is all greed!
d.		Bill: If only we could go back to two days ago before your dad lost his keys, and steal them. Ted: Well, why don't we? Bill: Cuz we don't have time, dude. Ted: We could do it after the report. Bill: Oh, yeah! Where should we put 'em? Ted: How 'bout behind this sign? Bill: OK. Woah! It worked! Right, so when we're done with the report, we have to remember to do this or else it won't happen. Except it did happen! Ted, it was you who stole your dad's keys!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Attorney Barry: [addresses the judge and court with her own opening remarks] We all know the story of the Elephant Man. At best, he was a curiosity who engendered sympathy in a compassionate few. At worst, he was an object of scorn who was put on display and who was cruelly ridiculed by the public. And the Elephant Man was a human being. He, he could speak; he wore clothes; he had the power of cognition. This creature is not a human being, not even remotely. Not by any stretch of the imagination. For heaven's sake, just look at him, your Honor! [She holds up a photo of Benjamin] Attorney Barry: This is an alien creature, first and foremost.
b.		Steven Gold: If you're sending someone down, you better send him fast - 'cuz funny Steve's going under.
c.		Lt. Col. Daniel Kiley: A lot of guys are gonna die to keep you safe and cozy. Joe: You sure know how to hit below the belt, Colonel... that's dirty fighting. Lt. Col. Daniel Kiley: This isn't a pillow fight, Joe... sorry it hurts.
d.		Big Jack: Here you go, Norbit. Saved the best piece for you. [puts turkey on Norbit's plate] Norbit - Age 9: What's that? Big Jack: Turkey ass. Eat up sucker. Bon appetitty.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Steven: We are all Gods animated cartoons.
b.		Ouliotta Delight Hemogloben: Are you really a man? The Great Man: Well, I've been called other things...
c.		Chip: Jesus was a man! He had a beard!
d.		Jail guard: Senor el Supremo, the girl is dead! Diego De Silva: You bumbling fools! Have you no skill in your craft?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		David Boothe: [to Joan standing atop the Hoover Dam] They tell me there's never been a single suicide off here, yet back in Chicago they drop off those high buildings like flies.
b.		Madeline Urie: Is - is this a joke?
c.		Sam: Why don't you just go and beg some money off my Dad, so you can move into some place decent, with a real kitchen and a real bathroom. George: I'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati.
d.		Street Salesman: Hey, Mack. [opens his coat] Phil: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Street Salesman: You wanna buy a sundial?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Albert Emperato: You don't want carpet! You want an area rug!
b.		[Asked why he has a gun] James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected. Franz Sanchez: And what business is that? James Bond: I help people with problems. Franz Sanchez: Problem solver. James Bond: More of a problem eliminator.
c.		Roger Callaway: I made my money the old-fashioned way - pure dumb luck.
d.		Jenny Bowman: You think you can make me sing? Do you think you can - do you think George can make me sing? or Ida? You can get me there, sure, but can you make me sing? I sing for myself. I sing when I want to, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Whenever I want - do you under stand that?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		[Conan arrives to the laundry full of vengeful prisoners] Ray Tango: Oh shit, it's Conan. Gabriel Cash: What? Ray Tango: It's Conan. Gabriel Cash: We're gonna get F.U.B.A.R now. Ray Tango: What the hell is F.U.B.A.R? Gabriel Cash: You'll see. Face: Real bad ass cops. You don't look so tough now, do you? DO YOU, YOU FUCK? Ray Tango: [to Cash] He must mean you. Face: Out on the streets, this pig and his cop friends, broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw. [tsks at Tango] Gabriel Cash: You broke that jaw? Ray Tango: He deserved it.
b.		Scully: [hands over bee evidence] I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigative unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand.
c.		James 'Loop' Merritt: You can take her now, but only on the understanding that once I get a place for her, Shirley comes with me. I love that baby. Adele Martin: I understand how you feel. Loop, regardless of what you think of me, I think you're the finest man I've ever known.
d.		Steven: Don't be scared, 'cuz I'm Funny Steve... with a lampshade on his head. Singing and dancing, for your entertainment, his own rendition of "Singin' in the Rain"!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Steven Gold: I've been coming down here for 18 months. 18 months! And I have not missed a night. I take the money that my father sends me and I pay for a shrink, and I buy groceries. Now I owe my shrink, and I'm behind in my rent. My roommate's a bastard - he's changed the locks in in my front door - I can't get in! He won't give me a key until I pay him. You wanna play games? I can play games! I can play games. I can play ventriloquist with my underwear. I can play darts while maintaining an erection. I can gargle dishwater and fart O Canada at the same time! I can play piano without being popular. I once had this dream - I was dancing on the streetcorner with a jackhammer up my ass - now that was either a sex dream or I need more fiber in my diet. If any of this is turning you on, just let me know.
b.		Louise 'Fluff' Phillips: [to Ward] Maybe I was feeling a little too girl scouty today.
c.		Mo: Round and round and round she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows.
d.		Al: Nice-looking woman. Robert: She isn't my type. Al: What are you talking about? Look at yourself. You're nothing. You're nobody. You're wanted in connection with a violent crime. You're cleaning the floor of a diner. She is an intelligent, passionate, beautiful, rich woman. The issue of whether or not she's your type is not one that you're likely to have to resolve in this world... or, indeed, the next, since she will be going to some heaven for glamorous pussy, and you will be cleaning the floor of a diner in hell. Robert: I guess so. Al: So why are you even thinking about it?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		John: $500! What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars? Lilah: Jokes.
b.		Thomas Button: [runs upstairs to see Caroline and his newborn but sees a room full of people and Caroline bleeding. Soon, the pastor enters the room] What are you doing here? Dr. Rose: Thomas. It's Caroline. She's going to die. Thomas Button: No. No, I want all of you out! Get away from her! [runs to Caroline and takes her hand] Thomas Button: I'm here. I came as soon as I could. The streets were wild. The war is over, Carrie. Caroline Button: [whispers] Promise me he'll have a place. Thomas Button: [confused] I... I promise. [Caroline draws her last breath and dies]
c.		Jo: If I weren't going to be a writer I'd go to New York and pursue the stage. Are you shocked? Laurie: Very.
d.		Anna Taylor: I tried. It's not so simple to change. I woke up another day, took a shower, drove in the same traffic to work, went home, went to sleep, woke again. Nothing was ever different. Eliot Deacon: What did you really want from life? Anna Taylor: I wanted to be happy.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Punchline (1988)?
a.		Lilah Krytsick: Oh okay, so I'm not funny, SHOOT ME!
b.		Howard Purnell: Have you given your official statement yet, 'cuz I would be VERY cautious about what went IN it. Nick Memphis: Well, maybe I should wait for the report to come out, read it, and THEN remember.
c.		Dr. Donald Middleton: [after Molly falls down] Are you hurt? Molly Middleton: [rubbing her bottom] I think I might have a little fever.
d.		Horace Femm: It's only gin, you know. Only gin. I like gin.

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