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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) - Part (3)

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About the movie: Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Zack Brown: How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the batroom? Miriam Linky: Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it. Zack Brown: No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!
b.		Charles Stuart: Here he comes! Shall I shoot him in the back when he passes? Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: No! I want this to be a fair fight. I'll shoot him in the back. It's the Code of the West.
c.		Spencer: [Hardin and Spencer are trying to find a way out of the woods] Maybe we should call the National Guard?
d.		Mama: [checking pots on stove] Boy didn't marry her for her cooking... Randy Sue Carter: [from next room] He didn't marry me, period.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Billy Ruckman: Every night Chambers starts practicing the piano at 9, he stops at 10, that'll give me exactly one hour to find her. J.J., you get on the porch roof and watch the front of Chambers' house, Jimmy, you stay in the kitchen and watch the back, Kade, you stay with Eddie, when Eddie gives you the signal, get to the phone and hit redial, I already have it set for 911.
b.		Delaney: Her name Bubbles.
c.		Twitch: You guys, you just can't steal everything.
d.		Phil: For your information, Hairdo, there is a major network interested in me. Larry: Yeah, that would be the Home Shopping Network.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		California Doctor: If he breaks it again, it's possible he could never walk again. Red Pollard: He just said it's possible. Well, hell, anything's possible. We've proved that already.
b.		[reading George Washington's last letter] Thomson: I can now state, with some certainty, that the eve of battle is upon us. Toward this end, I have ordered the evacuation of Manhattan, and have ordered my men to take up stronger positions along the Brooklyn heights. At this time, my troops consist entirely of Rhode Island militia, and smallwoods Marylanders, a total of five thousand troops to stand against... twenty-five thousand of the enemy. One personal note to Mr. Lewis Morris, of New York - I must regretfully report that his estates have been totally destroyed, but that I have taken the liberty of transporting Mrs. Morris and eight of the children to Connecticut in safety. The four older boys are now enlisted in the continental army. As I write these words, the enemy is plainly in sight beyond the river, and I begin to notice that many of us are lads under fifteen and old men, none of whom can truly be called soldiers. How it will end, only providence can direct. But dear God, what brave men... I shall lose... before this business... ends. Your humble, and obedient... [drum roll] Thomson: G. Washington.
c.		Zack Brown: I've known her since the first grade, you don't fuck someone you met in the first grade. Delaney: Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since. Zack Brown: But what if you could do it all over again? Delaney: I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.
d.		Hubie: I wonder how far it is to Antarctica Rocko: 3000 miles in that direction. But you'll never get there. I'll give it three days tops and you'll be in the belly of anything from a killer whale, to a sardine!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Mr. Brocklehurst: And what is hell? Can you tell me that? Young Jane: A pit full of fire. Mr. Brocklehurst: And should you like to fall into that pit, and to be burning there forever? Young Jane: No sir. Mr. Brocklehurst: What must you do to avoid it? Young Jane: Keep well and and not die, sir.
b.		Brandon: I can't keep my hands off him, I'm so sorry. Bobby Long: You've had one too many cosmos. Brandon: You know although he does most of the eating in the sack if you know what I mean. In the sack and of the sack.
c.		Trent: Score Chicago! Sue: Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit! Trent: [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue... Sue: Man, don't do the instant replay thing... Trent: No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit. Sue: Don't do the fucking... Trent: Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit! Sue: You're unbelieveable. Trent: Well you know something, I am unbelievable. Sue: [Trent shoves Sue] Don't fucking touch me. Trent: When I'm not here will you practice?
d.		Nazeer Choudhury: You're a drunk and an idiot. Buff: Your wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum, and loves it. That's okay. Nazeer Choudhury: Yeah, it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "Either the salt is rotten or the meat."

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Frankie Delano: You ever read this book? Bruno: Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance. Why would a man like me, who happens to like himself, be caught dead reading a bit of boy toy fluff like that? Frankie Delano: Because it's a killer.
b.		Zack Brown: [suggesting a porn title] Star Sex II: The Wrath of Cunt. Miriam Linky: We never made Star Sex I. Zack Brown: I guess we can skip Star Sex III: The Search for Cock, then. [Zack has a new idea] Zack Brown: Cocunt! Miriam Linky: What's that? Zack Brown: It's like Cocoon. With a cunt! [Miri looks at him and laughs uncomfortably]
c.		William Marshall: You don't have to convince me about 'Hubbard Sons.' I'm sure you're the right people for the deal. You want the mill here, I want it here. But it's not my business WHY you want it. Ben Hubbard: They're to bring the machine to the cotton, and not the cotton to the machine.
d.		Emily: I have something for you. Hugo: You have things for lots of guys.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		[Quinn's hand is in Robin's shorts - to catch a water snake that swam inside] Robin Monroe: I better not catch you smiling.
b.		Zack Brown: This is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works and it will, we are set up for sequels galore. The Empire Strikes Ass. Miriam Linky: Return of the Brown Eye. Deacon: The Phantom Man Ass. Delaney: And Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter. [awkward silence] Zack Brown: ...okay. Delaney: Revenge of the Shit, you got it? Miriam Linky: No, yeah we got it. Stacey: Ew. Delaney: [under his breath] Fuck you, mothafuckas.
c.		Charly: It's about shelling peas.
d.		Quaid: I want us to take our study to the next level.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Peter Gaulke: [upon seeing a monkey's balls] Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.
b.		[Zack and Delaney are having a conversation] Customer: Hi, can I have a coffee? Black? Delaney: Can't you see we talking, White?
c.		[on the phone to the police chief] Paul Madvig: I hear Shad's going to open the Four-Leaf Clover again tonight. Slam it down so hard it bounces! Sure. Fine. Goodbye. [to Shad] Paul Madvig: Now you know where you stand.
d.		Oscar Novak: ...she has an ass so sexy, I struggle to understand it.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Hannibal Lecter: Mason Verger doesn't want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know.
b.		Benny the Cab: Ah, that's better. I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. Roger Rabbit: Come on, Eddie, get in! Benny the Cab: It was only a couple of MILES. Eddie Valiant: I'll drive. Roger Rabbit: But I wanna drive. Benny the Cab: No. I'LL drive, I'M the cab! Outta my way, pencil neck!
c.		Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you're not my demographic so I'm not offended. Zack: Well, who's your demographic? Brandon: Do you like pussy? Zack: Yeah. Brandon: Then not you.
d.		Westley: Can you move at all? Buttercup: Move? You're alive. If you want I can fly.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Liz: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat? Shaun: Well, that's a bit harsh. Liz: Your words! Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress!
b.		Ronnie Coleman: Who put piss in my apple juice?
c.		Alice Ward: We're not talking about his trainer, sweetheart! We're talking about his manager, that's me!
d.		Drunk Customer: [is waiting for his coffee, and notices Stacey's breasts] Oh. Hey. Stacey: [awkwardly] Hey.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)?
a.		Aron Ralston: Hey there, Aron! Is it true that you didn't tell anyone where you were going?
b.		Coach Brakett: [regarding Miss Honeywell] Oh boy, would I like to get next to that. Coach Warren: Ah yes, Lassie. Coach Brakett: Lassie? Coach Warren: Patience my boy, patience. Coach Brakett: Why do they call her Lassie? Coach Warren: Why do you think? Coach Brakett: I dunno. Coach Warren: Awooooooo. Coach Brakett: You callin' her a dog? That's angel food cake. Coach Warren: Well, what can I tell ya? Coach Brakett: You can tell me why they call her Lassie. Coach Warren: Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong.
c.		Leland: That's all he ever wanted out of life... was love. That's the tragedy of Charles Foster Kane. You see, he just didn't have any to give.
d.		Zack: We are gonna launch arcing ropes of jism all over this motherfucker! Peace!

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