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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Somebody (2001) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Somebody (2001) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Somebody (2001) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001).

About the movie: When Joe is beat up by a co-worker in front of his daughter on "Bring Your Child To Work Day", he decides to fight back.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Joe: [Looking in the mirror] What do you want? [vomits] Joe: Now what do you want?
b.		Randal Graves: This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on. Coroner: Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis. [Randal sorrowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]
c.		George Downes: The misery! The exquisite tragedy! The Susan Hayward of it all!
d.		Junie Moon: Do you know what I'd like? Arthur: What? Junie Moon: A big, HUGE, PINK... cotton candy!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Natalie Scheffer: [gets out of the car after Joe gets punched by Mark] LEAVE HIM ALONE, DIRTBAG! Joe: Don't call anybody a dirtbag. Natalie Scheffer: Daddy, are you okay? You're bleeding. Joe: I'm good. I just tripped! I'm okay. Let's go...
b.		Hugo Guiler: You fall in love with people's minds.
c.		Princess Antillia: Where is this miserable hovel, and why do I wear the garb of slaves?
d.		Alex Browning: I got this feeling... a weird feeling.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Iris Murdoch: Education doesn't make you happy. And what is freedom? We don't become happy just because we are free, if we are. Or because we have been educated, if we have. But because education may be the means by which we realize we are happy. It opens our eyes, our ears. Tells use where delights are lurking. Convinces us that there is only one freedom of any importance whatsoever: that of the mind. And give us the assurance, the confidence, to walk the path our mind, our educated mind, offers.
b.		[last lines] Marcus Wright: [thinking] What is it that makes us human? It's not something you can program. You can't put it into a chip. It's the strength of the human heart. The difference between us and machines. John Connor: [pause] [continues thinking] John Connor: There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain. This battle has been won, but the war against the machines races on. Skynet's global network remains strong, but we will not quit, until all of it is destroyed. This is John Connor. There is no fate, but what we make.
c.		[Peter is talking on M.J.'s answering machine] Peter Parker: I know you were afraid I would disappoint you. Mary Jane Watson: Bingo.
d.		Natalie Scheffer: HEY, that guy is an ass-wipe! Joe: NATALIE... Natalie Scheffer: Sorry, I meant "ass-guy".

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Pascal: God damn it, I should kill you! This is so fucking good I should kill you!
b.		Mr. Thorndyke: At a time like this, whatever kind of time it is, I always say money serves to ease the pain.
c.		Gunshot Boy: Hey, come on! I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on! [turns to reveal bloody hole in the back of his head]
d.		Joe: That's Mark McKinney! He's a seven-year employee. W-what's he doing in the ten-year lot? Natalie Scheffer: Maybe he's gonna stand around for another three years.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Liza Chamberlain: Did you hear that she got raped this afternoon by two homosexuals? One held her down and the other one did her hair.
b.		Harry Potter: Is that what you told Tom Riddle, when he came asking questions? Horace Slughorn: [Disgusted] Dumbledore put you up to this, didn't he? Didn't he?
c.		Nicky Santoro: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on. Tony Dogs: Fuck you. Nicky Santoro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights! Fuck me? Fuck me? You motherfucker! [turning the crank] Nicky Santoro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!
d.		Joe: We gotta get you back to school. Natalie Scheffer: DAD, I really wanna talk about this! Natalie Scheffer: You know that big jerk took it easy on you, right? What makes you think he wont kill you this time? HUH? Natalie; DAD! Joe: You mad your point! Natalie Scheffer: GOOD.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Doc Hopper: Hey frog! That's the second time! Max, I've done my best with that frog, now it's time to do my worst. Open the door. Max: No! YOU open the door! Doc Hopper: What? Max: I'm through, Doc. The frog is right. You're asking him to do something terrible. I can't be a part of it. It's a moral decision and I'll stand by it. Doc Hopper: I'll double your percentage. Max: I'll open the door.
b.		Natalie Scheffer: Why do I have to spend weekends with them? Can't we just drive by every Saturday and wave? Joe Scheffer: Your mom's a little eccentric. Think of her as an exotic flower. Natalie Scheffer: And that made you what? Dirt? Joe Scheffer: NAT, she's your mom.
c.		Duane Duke: [Repeated Line] Watch the guitar.
d.		Roxy Richter: Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check. Scott Pilgrim: Where's that from? Roxy Richter: My brain!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Floyd Fryed: You just tell that plane, we don't want you goin' nowhere, especially to Brazil. Tyler Trout: Well there's a lot of monkeys down there, you know what you can do with them? Floyd Fryed: Yeah, but... Tyler Trout: Think about it! Floyd Fryed: [chuckling] Hey, you wanna take me with you? We'll both go to Brazil. Play with the monkeys. Tyler Trout: Play with monkeys. Put bananas in hidden places.
b.		George Fields: OK, I know this is going to disgust you, Michael, but a lot of people are in this business to make money. Michael Dorsey: You make it out like I'm some flake, George. I am in this business to make money, too. George Fields: Really? Michael Dorsey: Yes! George Fields: The Harlem Theatre for the Blind? Strindberg in the Park? The People's Workshop in Syracuse? Michael Dorsey: OK, now wait a minute. I did nine plays in eight months up in Syracuse. I happened to get great reviews from the New York critics, not that that's why I did it. George Fields: Oh, of course not. God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure.
c.		Natalie Scheffer: [watching Joe practice fighting] OH, my god. [turns of radio] Natalie Scheffer: WHAT ARE YOU, like 12? The guy's gonna hit you back. He's got ARMS! Joe: What are you doing her? Don't you have school? Natalie Scheffer: I needed to see you.
d.		Dorey Walker: Susan, there is something I got to tell you. Bryan Bedford: Merry Christmas.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Joe Scheffer: I'm looking for Meg Harper, apartment 508. Old Man: Oh, she's up on the roof. Joe Scheffer: Are you sure? Old Man: Son, I'm a 82 year old man, and she's a 31 year old woman. Trust me. I know where she is.
b.		John Smith: [about Percy and Meeko] You see what I mean? Once two sides wanna fight, nothing can stop them. Pocahontas: [Percy and Meeko circling around her] C-Come here, both of you! John Smith: It's all right! He's only a friend! Bad! Bad dog! Sit! [Flit laughs, then Meeko snatches him and straightens his beak to be sharp like a sword. He begins to fence off Percy] Pocahontas: What are you doing? Meeko! John Smith: Percy, get back here! What are you doing? Stop that! Grandmother Willow: All right! That's enough! [Percy stiffens up and faints into the river. Grandmother Willow lifts him back to the stump with one of her branches] Grandmother Willow: It's enough to make your sap boil.
c.		Hoops McCann: Why am I talking to you? You're not a man, you're a cat! Go back to your feline world!
d.		Thug: [after Harry has kneecapped the two thugs with a baseball bat] You're not leaving us, are you? Harry Sears: Yeah, but don't bother to get up.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.		Bruce Wayne: [seated in the back of his car; he answers the phone] Bruce Wayne. Earle: What makes you think you can decide who's running Wayne Enterprises? Bruce Wayne: Well, the fact that I'm the owner. Earle: What are you talking about? The company went public a week ago. Bruce Wayne: And I bought most of the shares - through various charitable foundations, and trusts, and so forth. Look, it's all a bit technical, but the important thing is that my company's future is secure. [speaks slightly louder] Bruce Wayne: Right, Mister Fox? Lucius Fox: Right you are, Mister Wayne. [turns to Earle, takes off his glasses, and relishly says] Lucius Fox: Didn't you get the memo?
b.		Chuck: Hey, let me give you a free lesson, alright? My way of saying, 'Don't press charges'.
c.		Mary Keaton, aka Mary Bernard: [At the State Reform School for girls, an inmate is at the piano singing the song "Diane", which includes the lyric "I'm in heaven when I see you smile".] Will ya stop remindin' me of heaven... when I'm so close to the other place? Prisoner at Checkers Table: What's the matter Mary? Don't you like our little hotel? Mary Keaton, aka Mary Bernard: Oh, I think it's swell. The ventilation is great, my room has a southern exposure, the rates are cheap, but somehow or other the atmosphere is too confining. Fat Prisoner: Don't let it getcha down, kid. At least we don't have to wait in line for a bowl of soup like they do outside. Mrs. Black, Prisoner at Checkers Table: Don't be always a-stewin', dearie. You only get your insides in an uproar, and for what? You're in and you're gonna stay in till they get even with ya for bustin' the rules. Mary Keaton, aka Mary Bernard: Yeah, I'm in alright, but that don't mean I hafta like it.
d.		[Looking through Andrew Shepherd's college transcript] Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies. President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
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b.		John Hartigan: There's wrong, and there's wrong, and there's this.
c.		Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in? Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
d.		Stuart: I ejaculate quickly on porpoise!

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