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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Somebody (2001) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Somebody (2001) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001).
About the movie:
When Joe is beat up by a co-worker in front of his daughter on "Bring Your Child To Work Day", he decides to fight back.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Paula
: To think I was going to be the one to change her life.
Jerry
: Me too.
Mary
: Don't you know? You were the first.
Paula
: The first what?
Mary
: To need her.
b.
Meg Harper
: You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means?
Joe
: It sounds pretty self-explanatory.
c.
Jared
: Look, there's a lot of us working to make a bad world better. Remember that.
Alex
: What do you care about a better world? You're a cyborg.
Jared
: I live here too.
d.
Susan
: You guys wanna go out to dinner?
David
: Yeah.
Ben Luckett
: No Italian food! Makes me fart!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Callie
: We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play?
Joe
: Yeah. The actors were naked.
Natalie Scheffer
: So were the ushers.
Callie
: They were not!
Joe
: Callie, Beauty and The Beast is in town. What's a matter with that?
b.
Iris Murdoch
: Every human soul has seen, perhaps before their birth pure forms such as justice, temperance, beauty and all the great moral qualities which we hold in honour. We are moved towards what is good by the faint memory of these forms simple and calm and blessed which we saw once in a pure, clear light being pure ourselves.
c.
Dr. Soberin
: Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Whoever opens this box will be turned into brimstone and ashes.
d.
Cindy
: I pray Billy kills him!
Jean
: You mustn't tell Billy, Cindy.
Cindy
: Why not?
Jean
: Because he will kill him.
Cindy
: DAMN YOUR PACIFISM!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Jack Holden
: You love Sylvia and she loves you.
Peter Mitchell
: She loves me?
Jack Holden
: Yes!
Peter Mitchell
: Then why is she marrying Edward?
Jack Holden
: Because you never asked her.
b.
Joe
: You talkin' to me?
c.
[
Frank is doing splits between two chairs
]
Jackson
: That hurts me just lookin' at it.
d.
Zia
: [
to Kneller
] His headlights were broken for ages, and she fixed them just by touching a button.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Kent Stock
: Okay, its one and done, forever. South Clay is 31-8. The eight games they lost were when Reed Ellis wasn't in the rotation, he's pitching today. We all know he's being scouted by pro teams, but one player doesn't make a team. [
Sammy raises his hand
]
Kent Stock
: Sammy?
Sammy
: He can if he throws 92 miles per hour coach.
Kent Stock
: We win by playing Norway Baseball. 80% of this game is defense. We don't let anything out of the infield and we wait. Sooner or later, they'll make a mistake. Every person who's ever worn a Norway uniform is out there with you today. Now think about this, no Iowa baseball dynasty has ever won a state championship in their final season. We're playing for everyone who knows that Norway is a great place to come home to. And no matter what happens today, this time next year, the jerseys you're wearing will be polishing chrome in Madison High School. So ask yourself one question. How do you want to be remembered?
b.
Russell Hammond
: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?
c.
Joe Scheffer
: Did you have fun?
Natalie Scheffer
: Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant.
Natalie Scheffer
: With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced!
Joe Scheffer
: "Silly-ass"?
Natalie Scheffer
: Dad...
d.
Jules
: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Joe
: Your become a farmer?
Rick
: No, Joe, I'm an actor dressed as a farmer... for an audition.
Joe
: Sorry.
b.
Hollie Baylor
: All forward motion counts.
c.
[
first lines
]
Narrator
: From time immemorial the Earth has been bombarded by objects from outer space. Bits and pieces of the Universe piercing our atmosphere in an invasion that never ends. Meteor, the shooting stars on which so many earthly wishes have been born! Of the thousands that plummet toward us, the greater part are destroyed in a firey flash as they strike the layers of the air that encircle us. Only a small percentage survives. Most of those fall into the water which covers two-thirds of our world. But from time to time from the beginning of time a very few meteors have struck the crust of the Earth and formed craters - craters of all sizes sought after, poured over by scientists of all nations for the priceless knowledge buried within them. In every moment of every day they come from planets belonging to stars whose dying light is too far away to be seen. From infinity they come. Meteors! Another strange calling card from the limitless regions of space - its substance unknown, its secrets unexplored. The meteor lies dormant in the night - waiting!
d.
Peter La Fleur
: Look, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past...
White Goodman
: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur
: That was one night.
White Goodman
: Or what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary?
Peter La Fleur
: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman
: It was also a man!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Zeke Bordon
: Do you ever feel like taking a drill and boring a fricking hole in your head so you can let the screams out?
b.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
: Ehh, she's not my type. I like 'em... I dunno, kinda dirty or something.
c.
Joe
: Can you show me some of that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger stuff?
d.
[
Frank sits at Morton's desk
]
Morton
: How does it feel sitting behind that desk, Frank?
Frank
: Almost like holding a gun... only much more powerful.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
David
: I'm a werewolf.
Alex
: Are you alright?
David
: I don't know, I'll let you know the next full moon.
b.
Natalie Scheffer
: [
on the phone with Joe
] Dad, just tell me something. Is it you don't wanna see me. Or is it you don't want me to see you?
Joe
: Yes... Yes to the second one.
Natalie Scheffer
: [
crying
] DAD, just please let me come over. Just for a little while...
Joe
: It's okay. Everything's all right. I'm just sittin' here drowning my sorrows in a - a quart of Ben and Jerrys Chunky Monkey.
c.
El Cid
: [
looking at their Christian and Muslim troops camped together
] How can anyone say this is wrong?
Moutamin
: But they will. On both sides.
d.
Satan
: I AM COMPLETE!
KG, JB
: FUUUUCKK!
Satan
: [
singing
] Yes you are fucked/Shit out of luck./Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck. This world shall be mine/ and you're first in line/You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
JB
: [
singing
] WAIT, Wait, wait, you motherfucker! We chalenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
Satan
: FUCK! FUCK! Fuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining the rock off challenge. What are your terms? Whats the catch?
JB
: [
singing
] If we win you must take your sorry ass back to hell, and also you will have to pay our rent!
Satan
: And what if i win?
JB
: Then you can take Kage back to hell...
KG
: What?
JB
: Trust me, Kage. It's the only way!
KG
: What are you talking about?
JB
: To be your little bitch!
Satan
: Fine! Let the rock off begin! [
laughs manically
]
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Mrs. Peacock
: Take your hands off me! I'm a senator's wife!
b.
Mr. Gomez
: What miracle brings such a fine young man to our troubled streets?
David Wilkerson
: Miracle? I was begining to think it was pure insanity. But you people... you make me believe it was something good.
c.
[
after getting hit by trainer
]
Joe
: Do people ever come back here?
d.
Ted the Bellhop
: Police! It's an emergency! Police get someone over here right fucking now. There is a dead fuckin' whore!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Shmi Skywalker
: Can you help him?
Qui-Gon Jinn
: I don't know. I didn't actually come here to free slaves.
b.
Ruth Collins
: But *you* lived through all this. Do you know why?
Robert Morgan
: Perhaps I was chosen.
c.
[
from trailer
] [
Thor approaches Mjolnir
]
Odin
: Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
d.
Natalie Scheffer
: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I MEAN, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. AND the guy in the play was half naked!
Joe
: WHAT? Which half?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Somebody (2001)?
a.
Agent Smith
: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo
: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger [
He does
]
Neo
: and you give me my phone call.
b.
Sally Dugan
: What are you gonna do?
Laurel Ayres
: I'm goon perpetrate a great big whammy!
c.
Chuck
: Too bad. I was really hoping to give a shit.
d.
Manfred
: [
looking for Ellie
] Have you seen a mammoth?
Shovelmouth Male
: No, sorry.
Manfred
: Have you seen a mammoth?
Freaky Female
: No, no I haven't.
Diego
: Possum, about eleven foot tall?
Aardvark Mom
: Uh-uh.
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