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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Private Parts (1997) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Private Parts (1997) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997).
About the movie:
The auto-biographical story of Howard Stern, the radio-rebel who is now also a TV-personality, an author and a movie star.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Howard Stern
: We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.
b.
Wallace Wells
: Kick her in the balls!
c.
Noodles
: What does Bailey want from me?
Deborah Gelly
: You came to ask me that?
Noodles
: Why'd he send me an invitation?
Deborah Gelly
: I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! Why should I know about your invitations? What do you want? Why did you come here? I know nothing! I know nothing!
Noodles
: Now you're a lousy actress...
d.
Smiley
: He saw no evil, heard no evil, and spoke no evil. Well this kept him out of trouble, but it made him pretty much of a bore at parties.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
[
Studying Mallory's imprint at a crime scene
]
Jack Scagnetti
: Now that is a perfect ass.
b.
Heather McNamara
: God had cursed me I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheerleading captain...
Veronica Sawyer
: She knows we listen to this show.
Heather Duke
: Ohmygod. [
delighted
]
Heather Duke
: We'll crucify her!
c.
[
on why Howard is playing himself in college instead of someone younger
]
Howard Stern
: I know I seem a little too old to be in College. But for this movie you've gotta suspend disbelief.
d.
Yelena
: [
photographing Yorgi's safe
] You're not supposed to be in here.
Xander Cage
: I was on the way to the bathroom. What's your excuse?
Yelena
: [
pulls a gun on him
] I don't need an excuse.
Xander Cage
: [
grabs her arm with the gun and she pulls out a second gun
] You're good. [
gets her other arm, making her defenseless
]
Xander Cage
: But not that good.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Evan
: [
to Kayleigh
] I've already lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again.
b.
Billy
: You guys see Wolfen? They filmed it down here. You know, the movie about those gigantic wolves that come out at night. They eat people and rip their guts open, man, got kinda shit hangin' out of their mouths and stuff. And they would live for an hour or so, just lay there twitching and stuff. They filmed it here because this is exactlly where it happened. It's a true story. [
Howls
]
c.
Howard Stern
: Lesbians equals ratings.
d.
[
first lines
] [
in Italian
]
Festival Director
: Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to welcome you to the world premiere of Part 1 of the newest film from a great favorite of ours here at Loquasto, Mr. Steve Zissou. A brief Q & A will immediately follow the screening. Thank you.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
[
after winning a student film competition
]
Howard Stern
: I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.
b.
Renato Amoroso
: From now on, I'll be at your side. Forever, I promise. Just give me time to grow up.
c.
Daphne
: What did the barmaid say?
Flynn the Fine
: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."
Daphne
: About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?
d.
Jean Claude
: Ok, first we should find the spotter.
Bryan
: I found him, he's dead.
Jean Claude
: You found him that way?... [
sigh
]
Jean Claude
: Graham, you can't just run around tearing down Paris...
Bryan
: [
cuts him off abruptly
] Jean Claude, I'll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Jubal Santee
: I've still got other things to answer for. The day that trail east is open, there'll be a dozen men I could name slip out of Jackson Hole to find the nearest Sheriff.
Chad Santee
: But that's blood money!
Jubal Santee
: It's payable in gold isn't it, Chad? They say blood washes off gold.
b.
Sophie Neveu
: [
rips the tape off Silas's mouth
] Did you kill Jacques Saunière? [
no answer
]
Sophie Neveu
: Did you kill Jacques Saunière?
Silas
: I am the messenger of God.
Sophie Neveu
: [
slaps him across the face
] Did you kill my grandfather?
Silas
: I am the messenger... [
Sophie slaps him again
]
Silas
: Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again, for you will be hunted by angels.
Sophie Neveu
: You believe in God? Your God doesn't forgive murderers... he burns them.
c.
Lucien
: You watch the Discovery Channel?
Anthony
: Not a lot.
Peter
: They got some good shit on that channel.
Lucien
: Every night there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! [
pauses
]
Lucien
: Psst. Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel?
Anthony
: No.
Lucien
: Then get the fuck outta my shop.
d.
Howard Stern
: After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses is it not?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Robin Hood
: [
to Gisbourne during duel
] Did I upset your plans?
b.
Billy Jack
: Martin, do you know what mental toughness is? Well, mental toughness is the ability to accept the fact that you're human and that you're going to make mistakes - lots of 'em - all your life. And some of them are gonna hurt people that you love very badly. But you have the guts to accept the fact that you ain't perfect. And you don't let your mistakes crush you and keep you from doing the very best that you can.
c.
[
after Howard called up Pig-Vomit's wife
]
Pig Vomit
: You're the anti-Christ. You know that, Stern? [
shouts
]
Pig Vomit
: You are the mother-fucking anti-Christ!
d.
Mr. Applegate
: With my help a lot of things come easy. [
lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked
]
Mr. Applegate
: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?
Joe Boyd
: Hey... how'd you pull that off?
Mr. Applegate
: I'm handy with fire.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Lawyer (Barry)
: Page 108, paragraph 3, No jokes involving flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions.
Lawyer (Jerry)
: Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy.
b.
Brian
: Getting in shape?
Clem
: I don't think there's really anything wrong with my shape, thank you very much.
Brian
: I know.
Georgina Salt
: We're in a park and Clem needed a wee, so...
Brian
: [
Ben laughs
] The tree gets it. [
Ben and Georgina both laugh
]
Clem
: If you don't mind, I would actually like a bit of privacy, so thank you.
c.
Maid Marian
: I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go.
Robin Hood
: Well, that's easy. I won't.
Maid Marian
: Oh, I'm so happy! They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest.
Robin Hood
: An archery contest?
Maid Marian
: Their archer is unbeatable.
Robin Hood
: Really?
Maid Marian
: Robin, promise you won't go.
Robin Hood
: All right, I promise you won't go.
Maid Marian
: Thank you. [
stops for a second, confused
]
Ahchoo
: But wait a minute, Robin, didn't you just...
Robin Hood
: Cool it...
Ahchoo
: Chilled.
d.
Oz
: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
Cynthia
: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
Oz
: Thanks.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Cruz
: And the last month months, you've - you've been - um...
Cruz-Sr.
: Preparing to die? You cannot prepare for death any more than you can prepare for the arrival of a very bad fart.
b.
Mr. Green
: You're Mr. Boddy! [
Wadsworth laughs evilly
]
Professor Plum
: Wait a minute. So who did I kill?
Wadsworth
: My butler.
Professor Plum
: Oh, shucks.
Wadsworth
: He was expendable like all of you. I'm grateful to you all for disposing of my network of spies and informers. Saved me a lot of trouble. Now there's no evidence against me.
c.
[
after seeing Howard in his Fartman oufit
]
Ozzy Osbourne
: What a fucking jerk.
d.
Lavagirl
: When you dreamt up these giant cookies, who did you expect to be able to eat them?
Max
: I really didn't think about it.
Lavagirl
: 'Cause if you dream giant cookies, something has to be created to *consume* giant cookies. [
cookie giants appear from behind mountains
]
Sharkboy
: Cookie giants!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Dusty
: Donovan? Yes you, you snake oil salesman! Are you coming out here or am I coming in there?
Russell Donovan
: What's the matter, Dusty? Is there some trouble?
Dusty
: Yes, there's trouble all right! And you're in it!
b.
Ben Stern
: I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
c.
[
watching the camera feed from the Harpoon missile, which suddenly goes blank
]
William Strannix
: Bang, you're dead.
d.
Sallow
: Play hard, you'll forget the fear.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Parts (1997)?
a.
Robby Krieger
: I'm afraid of my father. I can't be what they want me to be.
Jim Morrison
: Maybe you should kill your father.
b.
Roger Erlick
: Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List.
c.
Derice Bannock
: [
Derice sees Sanka's breath in the cold Calgary air
] Sanka mon, whatcha smoking?
Sanka Coffie
: I'm not smoking, I'm breathing!
d.
Lucia
: Matt, this is not your baby, OK? It's some other idiot's baby, probably with an eighth grade education and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets.
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