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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988).
About the movie:
A Hollywood filmmaker (Mike Jittlov) makes a short for an evil film studio. Unbeknownest to him, the producer has placed a bet of $25,000 that he won't come up with anything with a use...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.
Nancy
: Gosh, I'm stiff from that long ride.
b.
Jack Butler
: Kenny, don't paint your sister!
c.
Chief Gillespie
: Just once in my life, I'm gonna own my temper. I'm telling you that you're gonna stay here. You're gonna stay here if I have to go inside and call your chief of police and have him remind you of what he told you to do. But I don't think I have to do that, you see? No, because you're so damn smart. You're smarter than any white man. You're just gonna stay here and show us all. You've got such a big head that you could never live with yourself unless you could put us all to shame. You wanna know something, Virgil? I don't think that you could let an opportunity like that pass by.
d.
Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov
: [
thinking to himself
] All the big things I should have done by now, but I was so busy doing little things. I wonder how many other people are out there? Writing stories and scripts that nobody else may ever read, making movies that nobody may ever see... discovering secrets, important things that could help everybody. Maybe I shouldn't make movies for a living... I could deliver Steve's pizzas... [
knocks over a jigsaw puzzle box and, via stop motion animation, the puzzle assembles itself
]
Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov
: Oh, if only I could do that for real. If we could live on hopes and wishes, make movies at the speed of thought, all the movies that could have been, all the dreams that I could spin...
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.
Judge Stevens
: Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!
Fletcher
: I hold *myself* in contempt! Why should you be any different?
b.
Christopher Tracy
: I ain't afraid of shit!
Tricky
: You afraid of bats? [
they see bats on the roof of the restaurant they are at
]
Christopher Tracy, Tricky
: BATS! [
they run out, screaming
]
c.
Canadian Thug
: [
after getting into his police costume
] Hey like, I think it's illegal you know to like, impregnate an officer eh?
d.
Oscar 'Red' McGooney
: I've worked my way up from a common horse thief to a ten-notch man.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.
The Wizard
: I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!
b.
Sperm #1
: I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling.
c.
Canadian Thug
: Gee, I never drove a stick shift before.
American Thug
: This is automatic!
Canadian Thug
: Well then how come it's not drivin' itself, eh?
American Thug
: Where'd you learn to drive?
Canadian Thug
: The Autopia at Disneyland.
d.
Otis B. Driftwood
: You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.
June Carter
: So y'all sit down, squat down or lie down but make yourselves at home 'cause here's the one and only, Mr. Johnny Cash!
b.
[
a racquetball that Suzanne hits ricochets and hits Paul in the head
]
Suzanne Carter
: Oh my God, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Paul Blake
: No, actually. I just got hit in the head by a racquetball.
c.
[
last lines
]
Jessica Martin
: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan
: I do. Don't ever call me again.
d.
Harvey Bookman
: Now I want... Big Bang all around the rocket girls, I wanna see video explosions everywhere. I wanna see little meteors shooting out into space; space everywhere!
Video Editor
: Look! I don't do miracles.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.
President
: Now to make sure we get the best government that money can buy, Congress has passed a new one hundred percent withholding of all wages and earnings. But at least twenty-three percent of that will be returned to you, the taxpaying citizen - minus of course state surcharges, subsidies, handling taxes, and dealer's prep.
b.
Neil Patrick Harris
: What's your name, miss?
Tits Hemmingway
: Tits Hemmingway.
Neil Patrick Harris
: Why do they call you that?
Tits Hemmingway
: Beacause I have huge tits, and my favourite book is "A Moveable Feast".
Neil Patrick Harris
: Well I hope you're ready for me, Tits. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out. It's going to be magical.
c.
Juno MacGuff
: I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
d.
Annie as Hallie
: [
after a discussion about how Annie as Hallie seems different to Chessy
] Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
Chessy, the Parker's Maid
: OK, but if I didn't know any better, I'd say it's almost like you were... forget it, it's impossible.
Annie as Hallie
: Almost if I were who, Chessy?
Chessy, the Parker's Maid
: Nobody, nobody, forget I mentioned it.
Annie as Hallie
: Almost if I were - Annie?
Chessy, the Parker's Maid
: [
slowly turning around
] You know about Annie?
Annie as Hallie
: [
dropping her "Hallie" accent
] I... am Annie.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.
Brian
: Cash.
Bookman
: Cash? Whaddaya mean, "Cash?"
Brian
: You know. [
holds up a dollar bill
]
Brian
: This stuff.
Mike
: It's green with little president's pictures on it.
b.
Tetro
: [
Staring at Alone
] Your opinion doesn't matter to me anymore.
c.
[
Angela has handed the "cocaine" over
]
Toni Richards
: Good stuff?
Angela
: It'll really clean your pipes.
d.
Matt Drayton
: [
to Monsignor Ryan
] You're a pontificating old poop!
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