Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988).

About the movie: A Hollywood filmmaker (Mike Jittlov) makes a short for an evil film studio. Unbeknownest to him, the producer has placed a bet of $25,000 that he won't come up with anything with a use...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		Francis Mahoney: What's the matter? Did you get your face caught in a zipper?
b.		Proculus: Divine Ceasar, PLEASE! What have I done? Why am I here? Caligula: Treason! Proculus: Treason? I have always been loyal to you! Caligula: [laughs insanely] That IS your treason! You're an honest man, Proculus, which means a bad Roman! Therefore, you are a traitor! Logical, hmm? Ha, ha, ha!
c.		Steve: Lights, camera, and anguish.
d.		Victoria Kowelska: Everything will be all right, Margaret. I'll be your witness. Margaret: My conscience will be my witness, Mrs. Spender.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		[Mike tries to join the Directors' Union:] Mike: Hello, hi. Directors' Union Clerk: Can I help you? Mike: Yes, how do I join the Directors' Union? Directors' Union Clerk: You need to bring in a copy of the deal memo by your studio producer before you can pay your initiation fee and be cleared by Union Council, thank you... Mike: Uh, excuse me, what is the initiation fee? Directors' Union Clerk: Seven thousand dollars, with a hundred dollar application fee, two hundred dollars every quarter, and ten percent of your salary. Mike: Uhhh, seven thousand dollars, what is that for? Directors' Union Clerk: That's the amount you pay to get into our union. Mike: What is it, like Social Security? I get it back when I retire? Directors' Union Clerk: Absolutely not! What is your classification? Mike: Uh, well, I'm directing special effects with a small crew. Directors' Union Clerk: Well, then you must have an Assistant Director, a Second AD, and a UPM, all signed with the DUA. Mike: All I'm directing is animation! Directors' Union Clerk: Well then discuss that with the Animators' Union.
b.		Japanese Woman: Taka? Daijoubu? Taka?
c.		Dex Dearborn: I thought you said this thing was big? Can I have it? Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan: You find out where it came from and I'll buy you one for Christmas.
d.		Vincent: Are you sure you can do this? Sam: [Preparing to perform surgery on himself] Yeah. I once removed a guy's appendix with a grapefruit spoon.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		Flight Lieutenant Terrence Forbes: Well, this is the first time I ran out of gas with a couple of guys.
b.		[Mike tries to join the Camera Union:] Camera Union Clerk: No sir, the studio hires the next man on the roster. Mike: Well, how do I get on the roster? Camera Union Clerk: You have to be in the union. Mike: Well, how do I get in the union? Camera Union Clerk: When you're on the roster. Mike: You mean I can't join unless I'm already a member? Camera Union Clerk: That's correct. Then you need thirty consecutive days camera operation, a complete physical exam, the producer sends a letter, and you pay your fees. Mike: Well, fine, I've done ten years of camera work! Camera Union Clerk: Then you've worked in violation of seniority! You'll have to start allll over, as a film loader. Mike: Look, I'm just building a small set and filming it! Camera Union Clerk: That's entirely another union. Set and Modelmakers. Next door!
c.		Astrid: It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything, your father, your tribe, your best friend... Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up. [silence] Hiccup: Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would have been better for everyone... Astrid: Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [pauses] Astrid: Why didn't you? Hiccup: I don't know... I couldn't. Astrid: That's not an answer. Hiccup: Why is this so important to you, all of a sudden? Astrid: Because I want to remember what you say, right now. Hiccup: Oh, for the love of... I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon! Astrid: You said "wouldn't" that time. Hiccup: Well, whatever! I wouldn't! 300 years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon. [pause] Astrid: First to ride one, though. So...? Hiccup: [sighs] I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
d.		Pnub: And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		[Mike and friends try to hide from police helicopters under a green day-glo tarp] Police Officer #1: [sarcastically] Gee whiz, they just disappeared. Police Officer #2: I can't see 'em anywhere. Hey! Let's land on that big green plastic rock!
b.		Miss Piggy: Quick, somebody knock and see if Barbie's home!
c.		Mr. Arable: [Mr. Arable looks at pigs, finds a runt, a picks up ax] Fern: What are you doing? Mr. Arable: Nothing, now go back to bed. Fern: You're not going to kill it, are you? Mr. Arable: It's a runt.
d.		Beau: Yo. I'm Beau. Jarod: Hey. Jarod. Beau: So... you pitch? Or catch? Jarod: I pitch. How about you? Beau: Pitcher in the streets. Catcher in the sheets. Jarod: ...So, what are the chances of us playin' some ball, sometime? Beau: What are the chances of you whackin' this ball over that fence?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		T. S. Garp: [after being told he shouldn't go to his Mom's feminist memorial] I will grieve alone for the rest of my life, but right now I want to be around people who loved her.
b.		Mom Jittlov: You got a job today? Mike: Yeah, almost; I sold my car. Mom Jittlov: [aghast] Your wonderful car? Mike: Mmm-hmm. Sold my property to pay property taxes.
c.		Inga: Put... ze candle... back!
d.		Donald Duck: [referring to a pinata] What's this? Panchito: What's this? [laughs] Panchito: This is your gift from Mexico, Donald: a pinata! Donald Duck: Oh, boy, oh, boy, a pinata!... What's a pinata? Panchito: A pinata is full of surprises. Presents. It's the very spirit of Christmas. Donald Duck: Christmas! [singing] Donald Duck: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... Panchito: [laughing] Oh, no, no, Donald! For goodness sake, not "Jingle Bells". In Mexico, they sing "Las Posadas".

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		Roden: Sphingid ceratonia, maybe. [cuts open cocoon] Roden: Agent Starling, meet Mr. Acherontia styx. Pilcher: Weird. Roden: Better known to his friends as the Death's-head moth.
b.		Princess Ann: Do you have a silk nightgown with rosebuds? Joe Bradley: I haven't worn a nightgown in years!
c.		J-Bone: It's kill or be killed.
d.		[Mike tries to join the Animators' Union:] Animators' Union Clerk: (gul-yuk-hoohoo!) So, uh, what's your animation classification, huh? Mike: Well, a lot of everything. Cartoon, kinestasis, rotoscoping, stop-motion... Animators' Union Clerk: WOAH! Well, cartoon animation alone is twenty-one hundred dollars, plus a fifty dollar entry fee, and a hundred dollar quarterly dues. Mike: Well, what about filming animation? Animators' Union Clerk: (ubbidy-ub) Well then ya go to the Camera Union.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		[Mike tries to join other film industry unions:] Mike: Well it's only a dozen little animated lights... Union Clerk #1: No no no, you can't move 'em; gotta join the Grippers' Guild. Mike: I have to be an apprentice first? Union Clerk #2: For three consecutive years, but ya can't be over twenty-five years old. Mike: This is simple back-projection! Union Clerk #3: Go see Union Projectionists! Mike: But it's just projected to a painted matte! Union Clerk #4: Then also join the Painters' Guild. Union Manager: Get his number! Union Clerk #5: He doesn't have a number. Union Manager: Then give him a number and take it away!
b.		Brian Kelly: I guess we all do unexpected things sometimes, don't we?
c.		[last lines] Papa Elf: Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you.
d.		Rowlf the Dog: Oh. Broken heart, right? Kermit: [sadly] Does it show? Rowlf the Dog: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star. Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me. Rowlf the Dog: Ah, typical. That's why I live alone. Kermit: You do, huh? Rowlf the Dog: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed. Kermit: Nice and simple. Rowlf the Dog: Stay away from women. That's my motto. Kermit: But I can't. Rowlf the Dog: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		Dora Belair: Look, you work with me, I expect a pro. You don't even shake hands; you oughta see a shrink! Mike: Miss Belair, if you feel compelled to grab part of my body and shake it before you can even be friendly, you've got far worse problems than you think I have.
b.		Estelle Penfield: [assessing all the food Stanley is wheeling on a cart to bring to the guests Mr. & Mrs. Dabney] Stanley! For us? Stanley Potter: Mrs. Penfield! They're for our guests, Mr. and Mrs. Dabney. They put money in this place. Naturally we cant put them on a diet. Mrs. Dabney: Down the hatch! Stanley Potter: Hello, Mr. Dabney, sir! Mr. Dabney: [as Stanley starts serving the couple their 2 cornish hens] There he is! End of the line, boy. Put them right here. Mrs. Dabney: Don't they look wonderful? Mr. Dabney: Oh yes, indeedy! Stanley Potter: This one's for you, Mr. Dabney. Mr. Dabney: Why thank you. Now I can serve the rest. Stanley Potter: Yes sir, Mr. Dabney. Mr. Dabney: All right.! You've got to hand it to Vera. When she throws a party she doesn't fool around. [Estelle Penfield sneakily lifts Mr. Dabney's cornish hen from behind the bush with a long serving fork while his mind is occupied on the ambrosia wine] Mr. Dabney: Now what's this? Oh, ambrosia! Pour a little wine, dear. Mrs. Dabney: Oh yes. thank you. Mr. Dabney: [Suddenly discovering that his chicken is missing] Hey it's gone! Mrs. Dabney: Did you say something? Mr. Dabney: Well, didn't the boy put a chicken on that plate, or am I going crazy? Mrs. Dabney: Well, he certainly put a chicken on your plate, I saw it. Mr. Dabney: I thought so. Ohhh! Mrs. Dabney: [as Estelle makes an attempt to steal Mrs. Dabney's chicken] Now you have my chicken, honey! Honey! [Estelle accidentally pokes Mrs. Dabney in the butt] Mrs. Dabney: OWWWW! Ahhh! I've been stabbed! Ohhh! Something bit me! Mr. Dabney: What's going on here? Mrs. Dabney: Something bit me and it hurts. [wailing in pain] Mrs. Dabney: OH HO HO HO! Stanley Potter: Please sit down and relax. Mrs. Dabney: Oh I can't sit down. I've been stabbed! Mr. Dabney: Listen here now, young man, I'm not used to this sort of treatment! Vera Radford: What's going on here? [as Vera catches Stanley drinking from the Dabneys' wine bottle] Vera Radford: STANLEY! Mr. Dabney: Vera, does this sort of thing happen everyday?
c.		[upon arriving at Far Far Away] Shrek: We are definitly not in the swamp anymore.
d.		[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Joe Dirt: Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		General Bernard Bee: Look! There is Jackson standing like a Stonewall! Let us determine to die here today and we will conquer, Rally behind the Virginians!
b.		[blasting Henry Morgan's ship with cannon fire] Blackbeard: Arrr, he's like a duck without wings! We'll close for the kill and then board her. And I'll dangle Uncle Harry from the fore yard!! Heh, he he he!
c.		[Cindy recognizes Mike when they are both in a crowded elevator] Cindy Lite: I beat you here! I'm your cheerleader, remember? Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov: What? Cindy Lite: This morning, in the car. I gave you the clap. [Cindy claps her hands as everyone else in the elevator gasps and takes a step away from both of them]
d.		Mel: I expect you to walk through this door in twenty minutes. Cher: It might take longer than that Dad. Mel: Everywhere in L.A takes twenty minutes.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)?
a.		Violet: Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time. Lil: You start Friday night.
b.		Ace Ventura: Excuse me, gentleman. Pet Detective. Come on, what's the matter with you? Can't you hit me?
c.		Jack Fenwick: Don't be so broken up about Danielle. She already dumped Raul, you know. Larry Hubbard: She has? Jack Fenwick: Yeah, she's living with a rock group now.
d.		[Choreographer stomps off in a huff:] Choreographer: This is the most unprofessional job I've ever had - What is this? - Why, nobody knows where they're going or what they're doing, of course except for... Me! [falls into pile of film cans]

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