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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

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About the movie: An adaptation of the cult memoir of game show impresario Chuck Barris, in which he purports to have been a CIA hitman.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Marge: [to Nancy] Oh, I feel like a million bucks. They say you've bottomed out when you can't remember the night before.
b.		[last lines] Chuck Barris: I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.
c.		[Disappointed with Sark] Master Control Program: You've enjoyed all the power you've been given, haven't you? I wonder how you'd take to working in a pocket calculator.
d.		Madame de Rosemonde: I'm sorry to say this, but, those who are most worthy of love are never made happy by it. Madame Marie de Tourvel: But, why? Why should that be? Madame de Rosemonde: Do you still think men love the way we do? No... men enjoy the happiness they feel. We can only enjoy the happiness we give. They are not capable of devoting themselves exclusively to one person. So to hope to be made happy by love is a certain cause of grief.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Officer Jonah: It's none of my business but the truth is, I'm here to warn you. Someone else has died here.
b.		Patricia: Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.
c.		Nick Persons: Kiss my 330 cubic inches of V8 power, sucker!
d.		Hooker: She's tryin' to prove that one of us is a hero or a fool or both.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Susanna: What the fuck are you doing Lisa? Lisa: Playing the villain, baby, just like you want. I try to give you everything you want. Susanna: No you don't. Lisa: You wanted your file, I found you your file. You wanted out, I got you out. You needed money, I found you some. I'm fucking consistent-I told you the truth-I didn't write it down in a fucking book! I told you to your face. And I told Daisy to her face - what everybody knew and wouldn't say, and she killed herself. And I played the fucking villain, just like you wanted. Susanna: Why would I want that? Lisa: Because it makes you the good guy, sweet pea.
b.		Huck Finn: I'm sorry Jim... I didn't want this to happen. Jim: You're still my best and only friend.
c.		Dee: Jane, do you ever feel like you are just this far from being completely hysterical twenty-four hours a day? Jane: Half the people I know feel that way. The lucky ones feel that way. The rest of the people ARE hysterical twenty-four hours a day.
d.		Chuck (Age 8): Hey Tuvia, you want to lick it? Tuvia (Age 8): No, why would I want to do that? Chuck (Age 8): It tastes like strawberries, my sister says you love strawberries. Tuvia (Age 8): No it doesn't. Besides I don't like strawberries. Chuck (Age 8): I bet you a dollar it does.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Peter Sanderson: Eventually revenge is carefully arranged.
b.		Jerry Beck: Fuck you, Sherrif! And your french fries.
c.		Jim Byrd: Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an "assassination enthusiast."
d.		Captain: I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us. Fred Flintstone: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again. Wilma: And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship? Fred Flintstone: It is on a hot day.
b.		Patricia: You're kind of cute... in a homely sort of way.
c.		Amy: I'm so mad at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles. What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for? Xavier: Tell him what? Amy: What do you think, doorknob? That we got together! Xavier: Well, didn't you utterly dig it? Amy: That is not the point! Xavier: Well, what is the point then, get it? Guilt is for married, old people! Amy: You're incredible. You're not even human, are you? You're like a life-support system for a cock!
d.		Summer: We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. Tom: Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. Summer: No I'm Sid. Tom: Oh, so I'm Nancy... [Pancakes arrive] Summer: Let's just eat and we'll talk about it later. Mmm, that is good, I'm really glad we did this. I love these pancakes... what? [Tom gets up and walks away from the table] Summer: Tom, don't go! You're still my best friend!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Chuck Barris: When you're in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a shit.
b.		Rusty Zimmerman: You're ashamed of us, but we're not ashamed of you. As long as you go down on your Banana Republican knees and suck dick, you're my sisters, and I love you. And fuck off!
c.		Scott Calvin: You know, you look pretty good for your age. Little Elf Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
d.		Toby Stempel: I know what you're gonna accomplish, I just don't know what he's gonna accomplish. Herbie Stemple: You want to know what? If I do nothing else I will convince them that Hebert Stemple knows what won the God-damned Academy Award for best God-damned picture of 1955; that's what I'm gonna accomplish.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING! Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.
b.		Chuck Barris: Go back to Scotland! Get yourself some Guinness, some Lucky Charms.
c.		Splinter: Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest. Michaelangelo: Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton. [opens subway car and they both look in] Michaelangelo: Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.
d.		Tsarina Alexandra: Sometimes I wonder how you live with me. Tsar Nicholas II: I wonder too. Only I know I could never live without you... Sunny.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Mr. Martin: How do I look? The Face: Beautiful. Mr. Martin: How's my makeup? The Face: Wonderful. Mr. Martin: What about my lipstick? The Face: You have a smudge.
b.		Old Ptolemy: In the end, I believe, Babylon was a far easier mistress to enter than to leave.
c.		Tony Montana: Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again.
d.		Chuck Barris: Hi folks. Before we begin taping today, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Peter Jenks of the Federal Communications Commission. Okay? Peter Jenks: I don't know if any of you are aware of this, but it's a federal offense to make lascivious remarks on a television network broadcast. The penalty for this disgusting, un-American behavior is one year in prison, or a ten thousand dollar fine. Or both! Anyone making a sick or subversive remark tonight will be arrested immediately. I then will personally escort the offender to federal prison for booking under edict number 364 of the Broadcasting Act of 1963. And it's a long drive to that prison, baby, just you and me. No witnesses. Chuck Barris: Okay have fun everybody... alright...

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
b.		Stu: My daddy says that people can do anything they want to as long as they believe they can. Please, God, let him live. You took my dad, don't take Billy. He's just a little kid. [to Billy] Stu: You gotta wake up now, you gotta live. You gotta!
c.		Nikolai Luzhin: [referring to Soyka] Okay. Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room. [Nikolai motions for Azim to go away, and then puts out his cigarette on his tongue]
d.		[about to kill the dinosaur] 'Doc' Smith: I hate wildlife!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)?
a.		Night Slasher: The court is civilized, isn't it pig? Cobretti: But I'm not. This is where the law stops and I start - sucker!
b.		Capt. Neal Patterson: I didn't say anything to the Queen. I didn't want to put her on guard, but I'm beginning to think our being here is not an accident. Prof. Konrad: I'm afraid I must agree with you. Lt. Mike Cruze: What is that? What is that? Capt. Neal Patterson: The ray that destroyed the space station and knocked us off our course may have originated right here. Lt. Mike Cruze: Oh, come off it! How could a bunch of women invent a gizmo like that? Lt. Larry Turner: Sure, and even if they invented it, how could they aim it? You know how women drivers are!
c.		Uncle Jesse: [Luke and Bo just failed a moonshine delivery] How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery?
d.		Chuck Barris: Life was sweet... For a minute.