QuizAssess

Home
Popular Quiz Categories

Home
Hollywood Movies Famous Quotes Quizzes
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003).

About the movie: Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Capt. Nazro: Star doesn't belong to you, you know. Capt. January: Doesn't belong to me? Capt. Nazro: You just took her in without saying anything to anybody. You never even adopted her. Capt. January: She's more than adopted. She's a part of me.
b.		Louis: [Louis and Charlie are in an airplane restroom together and find out that the envelope is full of money] Check this out! Charlie: Hey, you're not supposed to open this. Louis: Hey, man, that's like fifty grand in there. Charlie: Oh my god! Something doesn't smell right here. Look at it! Louis: I know! I'm looking! I've never seen so much green in one little brown package. Charlie: And now it's in my hands. Aw, it slipped out! Louis: Ohhh! Charlie: Here, help me scoop it up. Louis: Oh, this is one big load. Charlie: What a mess! Louis: Just want to roll around in it! Charlie: Hand me the rest of the pile. Louis: Can I hold it? Charlie: No! Dump it in the envelope! Louis: Maybe we should just flush it. Charlie: We're not gonna flush it. I'm gonna put it in my pocket, leave this room, and take it to Australia. Louis: If you're gonna do that, give it here! Let me kiss it for good luck. Charlie: You're not gonna kiss it. It's bad enough you touched it! Louis: Charlie, before you put it away, can I at least smell it? Charlie: Maybe later.
c.		Jasper: There's a new act just been passed in parliament. Comes under the heading of "Defence of the Realm Act", it's article 4, section 29, it's very important, you see, it's the law, and it's for your safety, ma'am. Nanny: Well, I don't care what Parliament realm, or whatever it is, says. You're not coming in here, not with the mister and missus gone.
d.		[repeated line] Bishop: Greetings, Earthling. I am the Bishop of Battle, master of all I survey. I have 13 progressively harder levels. Try me if you dare.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Grandpa: [the boys come in carrying Laddie and Star, who are sleeping. Grandpa is totally ignoring the unconscious Laddie in Edgar's arms, and Star in Michael's] Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking? Michael Emerson: [Hoping he says nothing about Laddie and Star] No, Grandpa. Grandpa: Well, now you do.
b.		Terl: It is a pleasure to see you, your excellency, and I would be honored to expedite your clearance through security. Zete: Please, call me Zete. Does all of Earth look like this? Terl: Oh, I'm afraid so, sir. Zete: Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe. Terl: I couldn't agree with you more. Zete: I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so... different. Terl: Well, one does get used to it. Zete: And the human animals, grossly undersized. Ker: They don't make very good eating, your excellency.
c.		Parks USAF Meteor Chaser: [breathing] In the basement. Eggs, mosquito eggs. Hundreds of them, thousands of them. Ray, Megan's Boyfriend: Oh, man...
d.		Mr. Smith: Have you ever held a gun before, Charlie? Louis: Don't answer that! Charlie: No... Mr. Smith: Ever killed a man, Charlie? Louis: Don't answer that! Charlie: No. Mr. Smith: What do you do for a livin' that makes you so brave, Charlie? Louis: Really don't answer that! Charlie: [cocks the gun] I'm a hairdresser!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this door. Aguado: Yeah, I'm certain. Lois Einhorn: What's the point, Ventura? Ace Ventura: Only this.
b.		Mitch Henessey: ...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".
c.		Pee-wee: How do ya like school, Billy? [as dummy] Pee-wee: Closed!
d.		Louis: Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far. Charlie: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far. Louis: I know it's a continent. I read the book. Charlie: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal? Louis: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Future Girl: Are you sure that was one of them? Future Woman: Of course it was. Future Girl: What happens when we run out? Future Woman: We just put another one in. We won't need another for quite aways. Future Girl: I didn't mean that. I meant what if we run out of all of them or we can't even find any? Future Man: They'll figure out another way for us. Future Woman: We can use something else. Future Girl: But what if that's too hard or expensive and what if they decide they can't change? We'll use each other then, won't we?
b.		Charlie: Uh-oh. Dingos. Charlie: Hey that one kinda looks like Waffles. Louis: Yeah if Waffles had a crazed look in her eyes and her face caked in blood.
c.		Bors: Have you been fighting? Gilly (Bors' son): Yes. Bors: You been winning? Gilly (Bors' son): Yes. Bors: That's my boy. Come on, all my other bastards! Bors' Children: YAY!
d.		Jerry Mulligan: Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Ryan: [writing as Cindy] The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.
b.		Jessie: So it's safe to assume your not on vacation. Louis: No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package. Jessie: Oh! And you got me in the middle of this? Charlie: I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen. Jessie: And you lied to me.
c.		Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
d.		Nana Oyl: Get him out of that ring. Don't touch his feet. He's gotta dance with those feet.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Mary: But you're not a doctor... Rebecca: No... I'm not a doctor. But neither you are. Mary: I never said I was.
b.		Louis: [hugging Charlie] We're having a very intimate, non-gay moment.
c.		Lara Anderton: How do you take your coffee? Danny Witwer: Cream and sugar. Lara Anderton: I don't have any cream, sorry. Danny Witwer: Just sugar, then. You and John ever come here? Lara Anderton: [begins to walk away towards the kitchen] We used to. Danny Witwer: He's not here now is he? Lara Anderton: [stops in the doorway and looks at him] Danny Witwer: I had to ask. Lara Anderton: [walks back to Danny and hands back his cup] I don't have any sugar, either.
d.		Haynes: [listening to Bill and Jo argue on the CB] I think they're getting better at this.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Charlie: [after kissing Jessie under the waterfall] Okay, I'll admit it. This is the most romantic moment of my entire life. Louis: [Runs over] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [Does a cannonball into the water] Charlie: And now it's over.
b.		Mal: Do you know what it is to be a lover? Half of a whole?
c.		Morgana: If you touch me. I'll kill myself. Einar: There's a sword to do it with. Because I'm going to touch you. Come on! Kick! Bite! Scratch! Come on! Morgana: I will not lift one finger to resist you.
d.		Catherine Peterson: Mr. Shin, I'll tell you two things about me: I'm very rich. And I'm very wealthy.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Sirius Black: [in his letter] "Harry, I couldn't risk sending Hedwig. Since the World Cup the Ministry has been intercepting more and more owls, and she's too easily recognized. We need to talk, Harry, face to face. Meet me in the Gryffindor Common Room at one o'clock, this Saturday night. And make sure you're alone. Sirius. P.S...? [the bird bites Harry's hand] Harry: AH! Sirius Black: "The bird bites."
b.		King: You could never serve me better, cousin. You taught me how to be a king!
c.		Frankie Lombardo: [Cocks gun; points it at Charlie] This is from Sal Maggio. Charlie: Frankie! We got the money. We got it back! [picks up the package] Charlie: We got it! Frankie Lombardo: You don't get it, do ya, Charlie? Sal not dissapointed because he cares about the money. He's disappointed because you two aren't dead! What do think he was paying Smith fifty grand for? Louis: You mean to tell me that traveled halfway across the world to pay for our own execution? Frankie Lombardo: Yeah. You two were the bag men for your own hit. Pretty clever, eh? Charlie: Not on our part. Frankie Lombardo: Say, "Good Night."
d.		Becky Sharp: I'll manage. Rawdon Crawley: Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Hippo: What did I ever do to deserve a couple of yaps like you? Stan: Maybe you were good to your mother. Hippo: Pipe down! Stan: Yes, sir. Hippo: Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job. Stan: Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie? Oliver: Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".
b.		Kyra: A guest; how unlikely.
c.		Charlie: I never saw it. Such a beautiful animal. It's the national symbol of Australia. And I killed it.
d.		Rowlf the Dog: [singing] You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. / There's something irresistible-ish about 'em. / We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long. / I hope that something better comes along.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.		Bob 'Bull' Hurley: Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.
b.		Lt. Johnson: Mr. Anderson, if you can sit in the middle of this war and not get touched, I congratulate you.
c.		Mia: [after snorting coke] I said God Damn! God Damn... [whispering] Mia: ... God damn...
d.		Blue: G'day. The name's Blue. Charlie: Charlie. Blue: Heh heh. Nice to meet ya, Chezzar. Charlie: Charlie. Blue: That's what I said: Chezzar.

Related movie quizzes
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) - Part (2) Quiz

Year: 2003 related famous movies quizzes
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Big Fish (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Rundown (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Just Married (2003) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Seabiscuit (2003) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Anger Management (2003) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Uptown Girls (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Old School (2003) - Part (8) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Man Apart (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Final Destination 2 (2003) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Red Cockroaches (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : American Wedding (2003) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Nola (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Cat in the Hat (2003) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cold Creek Manor (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shanghai Knights (2003) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Crime Spree (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Love Actually (2003) - Part (11) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ghosts of Hamilton Street (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Honey (2003) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Girls Will Be Girls (2003) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Love Actually (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cold Mountain (2003) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Holes (2003) - Part (5) Quiz

Related genere famous movies quizzes
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Simple Men (1992) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ladrón que roba a ladrón (2007) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Nothing to Lose (1997) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Fled (1996) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Charlie's Angels (2000) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Midnight Run (1988) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Mexican (2001) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Beat the Devil (1953) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Innerspace (1987) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Black Dynamite (2009) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Catch That Kid (2004) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) - Part (7) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shoot 'Em Up (2007) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Charlie's Angels (2000) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Midnight Run (1988) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) - Part (8) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Black Dynamite (2009) - Part (3) Quiz