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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kangaroo Jack (2003) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003).
About the movie:
Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
[
Louis keeps driving into termite mounds
]
Charlie
: Be careful Louis! You almost missed one!
b.
Daphne
: [
after thinking of a clever retort to some jeering kids
] Hey! Shut up!
c.
Jerry
: Who are you?
Matthew
: I'm a photographer
Jerry
: Yea, and I'm the Lone Ranger, but without a horse.
d.
Flight Attendant
: There was this strange humming sound coming from his pants.
Roland Jones
: From the front or the back?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Sheridan 'Sherry'
: Real fun isn't easy to be had.
Marcia Townsend Warren
: In other words, always gay.
Sheridan 'Sherry'
: Exactly.
b.
Charlie
: On that fateful day twenty years ago, Louis Booker saved my life and I never forgot it. He wouldn't let me.
c.
Max Conners
: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
Page Conners
: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.
d.
Seth
: I don't give a damn about living or dying anymore; all I care about is taking as many as those demons back to hell as I can.
Jacob
: Amen.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Dr. Lilian Thurman
: If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.
b.
[
first lines
] [
to gunman in doorway
]
Dave MacRoy
: What do you want?
c.
Charlie
: I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.
d.
Paul Gauguin
: The essence of a work lies precisely in what is not expressed. It has no material being.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Billy Bonney
: [
Goldie wants Berle to serve a costumer
] She don't wanna work, she don't have to work, it ain't right to make her work.
Goldie
: Ain't right? Who the hell says it ain't right?
Billy Bonney
: It ain't right, it just ain't right.
Goldie
: [
slaps Billy
] Now gimme that gun, Bill! Where do you think this comes from? Do you think this is free? You think we eat and drink around here for free? You ungrateful little bastard! [
starts beating Billy
]
Billy Bonney
: You can hit me all you want... but it still ain't right.
b.
Charlie
: I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-hoo I drank in the eighth grade.
c.
Ivy
: We always used to talk about going to The Grand Canyon, but we just never got that far. You know, Earl said that if you stand right at the edge just when the sun comes up, it's like seeing the first sunrise in the whole world.
Paulie
: He was kind of poetic, wasn't he ?
Ivy
: For an ex-Marine.
d.
Ron Burgundy
: For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Jeff McCord
: We're gonna make the word "government" poison to them if it's the last thing we do.
b.
Title Card
: THE GAME OF DEATH was ultimately finished without the participation of anyone in this documentary. Even Bruce Lee's own vision was not represented in the final version of the film.
c.
Louis
: The kangaroo got the money!
Charlie
: What are you talking about?
Louis
: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!
d.
Jeremy Kraft
: [
walking away from his car, he pretends he has automatic locks
] Chirp-chirp.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
[
they are running away from the cops
]
Louis
: They're scaring Waffles!
Charlie
: Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree!
b.
Curtis Burch, the Cabbie
: Evil Master! Your wallet! [
hands him the wallet
]
Curtis Burch, the Cabbie
: I am yours to command!
Elliot Hopper
: Command? Command? I command you to go to hell and sit on a red hot coal, and wait for me, until it snows!
Curtis Burch, the Cabbie
: Oh, yes! Yes, evil master! Yes!
c.
Heck Prigusivac
: Fry or die.
d.
Roscoe Bigger
: Okay who did that? If I find out who did that, I'll...
Stookie
: You'll what?
Roscoe Bigger
: Um... Well we'll just see.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Kangaroo Jack
: I can sing, I can dance, I can even do impersonations. [
imitating Dr. Evil
]
Kangaroo Jack
: Throw me a friggin' bone, here! I have a son! I shall call him... Mini Roo!
b.
Dorian Gray
: If only it was the picture who was to grow old, and I remain young. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't give for that. Yes, I would give even my soul for it.
c.
Cole Whittier
: The car has low mileage and handles like a dream.
Rick Gassko
: Well, so does Debbie.
d.
Tech
: 'Cause I'm a thug like that!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Morgue Attendant
: [
knocking on mortuary-vault door
] Visitors, Eddie!
b.
Louis
: Sal won't kill you. He's married to your mother.
Charlie
: If Sal Maggio thinks I stole his money, he'll kill me in front of my mother and then make her clean it up.
c.
Flowers
: Please don't do that, Brer Fox.
Edgar MacBeth
: It ain't no fun to get your husband angry, if you ain't around to see it.
d.
Coroner Hooks
: Six guys to lift one stiff. That's one for the books.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
L. C. Cheever
: I hear your left pocket is empty.
b.
Paul Barringer
: They say a writer should stick to what he knows. What nonsense. What did Dickens know about French Revolutions? What did Shakespeare know about Moors in Venice? If he stuck to what he knew, we'd have no Othello, we'd have no Alice in Wonderland, we'd have no Treasure Island. You brats think that I and Miss Barrett stand up there day after day, talking about books, and the writing of books, just for the hell of it? You think it's got nothing to do with YOU? A writer creates a book. And individual creates a life. For a writer to create a masterpiece, he's got to think beyond what he knows. For an individual to create a life, even a half-way decent one, he's gotta go beyond what he knows. Go beyond the poverty, the dope the disease, the degeneracy. Go beyond the oceans to the alps... a magnificent replica of which the board of education has generously donated. Stick with what you think, and that's what you're gonna be stuck with. You may as well get out. Now! All of you... Miss Barrett's class dismissed. All of you dismissed for the rest of your crummy lives. Some of you prefer to leave by the window. I prefer to leave by the door. Punch me out. Will ya, Teach?
c.
Charlie
: I'm sorry for feeling your boobs I didn't think they were real.
d.
Alice Marano
: I am an American citizen. I have a right to an attorney.
Guard
: Oh, yes, and right to one telephone call, too.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kangaroo Jack (2003)?
a.
Ellie
: [
Manny and Diego are trapped by a meat-eating plant
] That's it, I'm tearing that thing out through the root.
Buck
: Do that, and it'll clamp shut forever.
Ellie
: What?
Buck
: Calm down, preggers. Don't get your trunk in a knot. I'll have them out of there before they're digested.
Manny
: Digested?
Buck
: They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny
: I'm not fat!
b.
Charlie
: I am Bolo Man.
Louis
: That's what I'm talkin' about.
c.
Uncle Jesse
: You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!
d.
Bullwinkle
: Quick! Let's go to a commercial! [
nothing happens
]
Bullwinkle
: What is this? PBS?
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