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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Johnson Family Vacation (2004) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Johnson Family Vacation (2004) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

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About the movie: AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Johnson Family Vacation (2004)?
a.		Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth. Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim. Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.
b.		Charles Lindbergh: [after politely trying to smoke a cigar given to him by an investment banker] The idea of committing suicide never crossed my mind except when I took this cigar.
c.		Nate Johnson: So, Where did you meet him? at so called accounting class? Dorothy Johnson: so that's what this all about huh? me becomming a CPA?i thought we settled that argument when i moved out Nate Johnson: oh so i'm the bad guy? because i wanted you to raise our kids Dorothy Johnson: I can be a wife, a mother and pursue my career too, hey, my mother did it Nate Johnson: [laughs] rite,yeah thats why the last time we saw you brother he was your sister [starts to sing] Nate Johnson: Young man there's a place you can go
d.		Richard: Cut to the Eiffel Tower. The main title. The trumpets segue into the inevitable title song. Maybe we can get Sinatra to sing it. [Frank Sinatra begins to sing]

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Johnson Family Vacation (2004)?
a.		Newton Crosby: Where are you from, anyway? Ben Jabituya: Bakersfield, originally. Newton Crosby: No, I mean your ancestors. Ben Jabituya: Oh, them. Pittsburgh.
b.		Glorietta Johnson: We gon' let Mack and Nate pray, uh see which one of 'em was paying more attention in sunday school Mack Johnson: well, well i guess since i'm the oldest i go first Nate Johnson: fine, alright everyone uh, bow your heads and close your ears Mack Johnson: yo eyes, err'ybody close yo eyes, Gracious God, I come to you as humbly as i know how, Praising you and giving you thanks, for bringing us together yet another year,helpin us come together to help celebrate my victory, and Nate's agony of defeat, let us eat Nate Johnson: Father God we thank you for allowing us to come together and share with one another, Father we know that you created the birds that fly and gave the dog the voice to bark [arrf, Nate barks] Nate Johnson: , But you wouldn't have to create the sun if you knew that Mack was gon' be sittin over there in that bright yellow shirt lookin all sunny side up like a rootie tootie, fresh and fruity Mack Johnson: Oh Lord, Lord, Lord, We Father God, also realize that you are the creator of earth and heaven, moon and the stars, dats how I know ain't no way you had nuttin to do with creating that tacky, gangsta lookin wheel spinning SUV, that uncle Earl had to drag outta here Nate Johnson: [interrupting Mack] hol' hol' hold on Father, Hold up wait a minute, what about the time you put the pepto bismol in the cool aid, and errybody had diorrhoea for the summer, don't let me have to mention that to momma Mack Johnson: [interrrupting Nate] hold' on, what about the time that you burned down all the bushes round the house, cuz you got tired of goin outside and gettin yo own switch Nate Johnson: [interrupting Mack] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH,FAAAAAAATHHHHERRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHA, need i have to remind Mack while momma standin here that uh, he the one that had Nannette Green in the backroom and was doin the nasty on momma good quilt, and thats why she couldn't get them stains off it Glorietta Johnson: [interruptting Mack] In Jesus name, lets eat Mack Johnson: But Momma Glorietta Johnson: [interrupting Mack] Nah uh Mack Johnson: But Momma look Glorietta Johnson: Y'all jus got through praying, don't let me cuss up in here Nate Johnson: Memba it was that lamp head I broke Glorietta Johnson: [interrupting Mack and Nate] uhh uh ,I got all the stories now, it's great
c.		Wyatt Earp: Say, you're the doctor around here. How come I always have to perform all the complicated operations? Doc Holliday: You know I am a dentist, not a doctor. Wait until somebody shoot him in the teeth.
d.		Jonesy: She's been playing that little piano ditty all morning. Do you think you could get her to cut it out? Manny Singer: Her mother was teaching her that.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Johnson Family Vacation (2004)?
a.		Joe: [referring to Jerry] He has an empty stomach and it's gone to his head.
b.		Ruth Lavery: What's your name? Choya: Choya. Ruth Lavery: That's Spanish for cactus. Why do they call you that? Choya: Ever tried to pick one?
c.		Eula Varner: If I'm not mistaken, that's my master's voice.
d.		Nate Johnson: You know son,the only reason i'm hard on you is well because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family, people will depend on you, and how can they do that if your pants are all hanging of your behind? I mean have you thought about what you gonna do if this whole rap thing dudn't work out? D.J. Johnson: well, i was thinking about law school [nate smiles in agreement] D.J. Johnson: or medical school [nate nods again in agreement] D.J. Johnson: but then mom says she'll help me incorporate [nate looks over at dorothy who's sleeping] D.J. Johnson: so i was thinking about coming out with my own line of hip hop pyjamas Nate Johnson: pyjamas? [nate looks at him] D.J. Johnson: you know how Puffy has Sean John and then Jigga has Rockawear Nate Johnson: oh my days D.J. Johnson: Dj's pjs baggy always! [laughs to himself] D.J. Johnson: bad! Nate Johnson: I told your mother not stand by the microwave when she was pregnant with you! [Dj looks puzzled]

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Johnson Family Vacation (2004)?
a.		Narrator: We have just lost cabin pressure.
b.		Tuptim: [holding a vase of flowers] For your room, Mrs. Anna. Anna Leonowens: Oh, how lovely! [Tuptim looks at poetry book] Anna Leonowens: Oh, you must have something in return. Tuptim: Oh no, Mrs. Anna, you will be punished for giving book to servant! Anna Leonowens: [giving Tuptim the poetry book] Oh, nonsense, I'm a teacher.
c.		Nate Johnson: [DJ sees Nate's griddle and tries to sneakily get a piece, Nate catches him and hits his hand] oh no! don't even think about it D.J. Johnson: Dang dad! Nate Johnson: [takes the griddle and starts eating it] Man what would i do without my Mike Tyson Griddle, tastes so good it'll bite cha back
d.		Rooster Cogburn: Damn that Texan - when you need him, he's dead. LaBoeuf: I ain't dead yet, you bushwhacker. Hang on.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Johnson Family Vacation (2004)?
a.		Harris: Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurant and the skating and remember only this. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
b.		Nate Johnson: [Nate walks through the hotel lobby naked, and runs into a white family] Hey, Don Judy. How you guys doing? It's a fine evening. Hey, why don't you get rid of the clothes and the kids? We're all playing butt-naked uno up in 304.
c.		Christopher: As usual, she has the last word. Christina: Does she?
d.		Stan: I'll settle for big.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Johnson Family Vacation (2004)?
a.		Minerva McGonagall: Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics. Seamus Finnigan: I can bring it down! Minerva McGonagall: That's the spirit, now away you go.
b.		Mickey: You should really deal with your trust issues Sid: I mean, poor Derek. He's completely innocent and such a nice boy too. He's bright and funny and handsome. Decent singing voice. And he was going to be a doctor. This is just the kinda boy you'd like to take home to mom. If you had a mom. Sydney: Fuck you! Mickey: Oh, so vulgar! Did Billy let you talk to him this way? Sydney: Billy was a sick fuck just like you! Mickey: No. Billy was a sick fuck who tried to get away with it. Mickey is a sick fuck who wants to get caught, yea! Ya see I got my whole defense planned out. I'm gonna blame the movies. Pretty cool huh? It hasn't been done before. You see, this is just the beginning, a prelude to the trial. Cuz see that's where the real fun is 'cause these days it's all about the trial. Can you see it? The effects of cinema violence on society. I'll get Dershowitz or Cochran to represent me. Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense. Hell the Christian Coalition'll pay my legal fees. It's air tight Sid. I'm an innocent victim. Sydney: You're a psychotic. Mickey: Yeah, well. Shh... [whispers] Mickey: that'll be our little secret. Cause people love a good trial. It's like theater. They're dyin' for it. And I've worked hard to give the audience what they want. See that's what Billy was good at. He knew... It's all about... execution.
c.		Roy: Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.
d.		Nate Johnson: Nikki, this better be FTD, cuz this Russian tail is old enough to be yo' grandaddy Nikki Johnson: Not mom's big daddy

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