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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Eulogy (2004) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Eulogy (2004) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004).
About the movie:
A black comedy that follows three generations of a family, who come together for the funeral of the patriarch - unveiling a litany of family secrets and covert relationships.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
King Xerxes
: [
as his subjects become louder requesting the Queen
] Am I to be a mockery before my subjects?
Prince Admantha
: [
interjecting
] Or Greece as well.
King Xerxes
: [
intent
] Continue, cousin.
Prince Admantha
: Let not this deed of refusal travel abroad to all women, making their husbands contemptible in their eyes. Let it not be said that Xerxes commanded his wife to come before him, but she came not. Vashti is not only guilty of disobedience to the crown, but against the protocols of our fathers.
King Xerxes
: Tell me. [
turning to Memucan
]
King Xerxes
: What dictates the protocol?
Prince Memucan
: A royal edict must be issued and written into the laws of the land, that Vashti... that Vashti come no more before the King. That her royal position be given to a new Queen. Someone more 'worthy' then her.
Hagai
: [
at attention
] My lord. What answer do I send the Queen?
King Xerxes
: [
as his guests become more protesting, standing
] The land has no more Queen!
b.
P.J.
: Small wilderness, dude! Didn't expect to see you here!
Max
: Apparently not.
P.J.
: You're just jealous, man, cos you ain't got the moves!
Max
: You can keep the moves, but I wouldn't mind having this R.V. You're so lucky.
P.J.
: Me? Oh, come on, man! You're the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's unbelievable!
Max
: Who told you about that?
P.J.
: Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max! You are going to be famous, buddy... especially with Roxanne!
Max
: There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
P.J.
: Who?
Max
: My dad.
c.
Skip Collins
: Pop loved poetry.
Kate Collins
: He did.
Skip Collins
: Yeah. All the ones about Nantucket.
Skip Collins
: I think his favorite was about a little handicapped girl. There once was a girl who was crippled, by the weight of her overgrown nipple.
d.
Duchess of York
: [
to Richard III
] To war take with you my most gravest curse! My prayers shall on Richard's party fight. Bloody you are! Bloody will be your end! Shame serves your life and will your death attend.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Dan Dreiberg
: [
examining blood stained Comedian badge
] Is this bean juice?
Rorschach
: Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too...
b.
Lucy Collins
: This is bullshit.
Judy
: Luce...
Lucy Collins
: No! I'm sorry, screw her!
Judy
: Come on, Luce...
Lucy Collins
: No! Don't! She has made a business out of persecuting me and I'm supposed to sit here, at my father's funeral, and watch her fuck-sing at Samantha? [
shouts
]
Lucy Collins
: Screw that!
c.
Kathy Morningside
: I would much rather cancel the show than have my girls blown up.
Stan Fields
: Especially without their knowledge.
d.
The Silent Monk
: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Kate Collins
: Hey, hey, hey! You guys! Could one of you *please* tell me one nice thing I can say about your dead father
Lucy Collins
: [
after a long pause
] He often called me Andrea for no reason.
Daniel Collins
: I was Barry.
b.
Denny Davies
: I am so *sick* of being your bitch. I put up with your shit because I know how much *pain* you're in! But it's ENOUGH! It's a tall order for a *patient* motherfucker, and I am the furthest thing from that that you're ever going to lay eyes on.
c.
China
: Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?
Mark Loftmore
: [
with an unlit cigarette in his mouth
] Anybody got a match?
China
: I do what I want when I want. Dig it or fuck off.
d.
Thomas Leroy
: Honestly, would you fuck that girl?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Kate Collins
: [
reading a letter from Ryan out loud
] Did you really leave me again? After all the seasons I spent waiting, watching out the window, listening at the door, waiting for the news of your return? for the news that you realized that someone important was waiting for you. A whole lifetime I've been waiting. I can't believe you're not coming back. I can't believe I'm supposed to stop waiting. I can't believe you left me again... [
ends letter
]
Kate Collins
: Grandpa didn't leave because of you, it was because of you he kept coming back. I hope you all realize that.
b.
O.W. Hadley
: [
as he is about to be executed as a deserter
] Aw, hell, Major, you're just doin' what you gots to do! But goddamn your soul for it anyway, and God bless Robert E. Lee! [
Tyreen shoots him in the back of the head
]
c.
Victor Melling
: I haven't seen a walk like that since "Jurassic Park!"
d.
Leonard Schiller
: Freedom isn't the choice the world encourages. You have to wear a suit of armor to defend it.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Alice Collins
: [
Alice's mom comes back from the hospital after trying to kill herself, she enters the house
] Hi, Mother, try it again and I'll kill you myself.
b.
Jimmy Bones
: All debts are paid, baby!
c.
Lola Montez
: Wouldn't it be a little crowded on the honeymoon? You and me and the hanging party?
Charles E. Boles
: I'll leave them at home.
Lola Montez
: Mr. and Mrs. Black Bart. Somehow it doesn't sound too permanent.
Charles E. Boles
: You have to admit, it doesn't sound dull.
d.
Kyra
: Shit! I hate not being the bad guys!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
[
Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background
]
Motivational Speaker
: Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.
Richard
: Stay loose... [
the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it
]
Richard
: Fuck!
Motivational Speaker
: Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations. [
Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger
]
Richard
: Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker!
Lori Wehlner
: For Christ's sake...
Richard
: No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!
b.
Dolores
: Look at you all grown up. Got your little speed bumps and everything.
c.
Helena Ayala
: Nobody will help us. Nobody will take us in. Nobody wants anything to do with us, Carl. So you just tell me how you're going to make it up to me.
Carlos Ayala
: Helena.
Helena Ayala
: Just tell me what to do.
d.
Daniel Collins
: Hey, did we have a blackout last night?
Kate Collins
: That's what I heard.
Skip Collins
: Yeah, we sure did. I couldn't even find my room. [
Lucy smacks him with a newspaper
]
Skip Collins
: What?
Lucy Collins
: You found my room all right.
Skip Collins
: It was dark.
Lucy Collins
: So you hid in my closet? With your *kids*?
Skip Collins
: [
shouts
] We were lost!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Francine Parker
: Stephen, I'm afraid. You're hypnotized by this place. All of you! You don't see that it's not a sanctuary, it's a prison! Let's just take what we need and get out of here!
Stephen
: Do you have any idea how many times we would have to land to refuel on our way up north to Canada? Those things are everywhere! The authorities would give us just as hard a time, maybe worse. Fran, we have everything we need right here. Besides, you always wanted to play house, remember?
b.
Stacy
: What the hell kind of place is this?
Patty
: Beat it bitch!
c.
Zavitz
: Fuck a duck.
d.
Lucy Collins
: [
Asking Doctor about suicidal mother
] When can we take her home?
Doctor
: Well just overnight then tomorrow I'll sign her out and you can take her home.
Alice Collins
: Well, I think could you keep her. For another day just to be safe.
Lucy Collins
: [
to Alice
] Oh. My. God.
Alice Collins
: Bite me.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Lucy Collins
: You wouldn't know a sex toy if it left a battery in your vagina.
Alice Collins
: My vagina, as you are so whimsically about to refer to it, has served as sacred passage, for three anatomically correct children, so...
Fred Collins
: Bad image.
Ted Collins
: [
hits head twice
] Erase, erase.
b.
David Levinson
: They're bringing us in.
Captain Steven Hiller
: When the hell was you gonna tell me?
David Levinson
: Oops.
Captain Steven Hiller
: We're gonna have to work on our communication.
c.
Henry Beige
: [
digging a bullet out of a dead steer
] If I wasn't so dad-blamed old, I wouldn't know what this is.
John Brown
: What is it?
Henry Beige
: It's a fifty-caliber bullet!
John Brown
: From what kind of gun?
Henry Beige
: A Sharps buffalo rifle! This is gettin' downright romantic!
d.
Balthazar
: [
after being hit with a holy water grenade, his human skin burns away, revealing his demon face
] That's better. Au naturel.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Cristal Connors
: Where do you dance at, darlin'?
Nomi Malone
: Um... at the Cheetah.
Cristal Connors
: I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much.
Nomi Malone
: You don't know shit!
b.
Adam Gibson
: Who gets to decide who lives or dies? You?
Drucker
: You've got a better idea?
c.
Lucy Collins
: [
Lucy and Judy enter the house
] [
to Judy
]
Lucy Collins
: You remember Skip?
Judy
: Yeah.
Lucy Collins
: And the boys Tim and Jim, right?
Skip Collins
: Yeah, close enough.
Judy
: Hi guys, I'm uh, I'm Lucy's life partner.
Fred Collins
: [
Together with Ted
] Lesbians.
Ted Collins
: [
Together with Fred
] Lesbians.
d.
Alex Sternbergen
: Don't you have anything civiler. Something...
Frankie
: Honey, I'm a drag queen, not a transvestite. I don't buy no house dresses.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Eulogy (2004)?
a.
Helena
: I want to run away and join real life.
Joanne
: Real life? You couldn't handle real life.
b.
Prudence
: Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on you're wearing a giant P on your blouse EVERY DAY to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.
c.
Doctor
: We pumped your mother's stomach.
Alice Collins
: Yeah, it was an accident.
Lucy Collins
: How did she accidentally chug half a bottle of sleeping pills.
Alice Collins
: [
to the doctor
] She was cleaning them up.
Lucy Collins
: With her mouth?
d.
Roger Murtaugh
: [
discussing a theory
] That's pretty fucking thin.
Martin Riggs
: That's very thin.
Roger Murtaugh
: What the hell, thin's my middle name.
Martin Riggs
: Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised. [
fires his gun several more times
]
Roger Murtaugh
: What? What?
Martin Riggs
: Nothin'.
Roger Murtaugh
: Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
Martin Riggs
: My luck's changing for the better every day.
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