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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe's Apartment (1996) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe's Apartment (1996) Quiz
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About the movie:
A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Pippin
: Are we lost?
Merry
: No.
Pippin
: I think we are.
Merry
: Shh. Gandalf's thinkin'.
Pippin
: Merry?
Merry
: What?
Pippin
: I'm hungry.
b.
Lily Dougherty
: The lot is completely planted, the, the community is behind it and the flowers just starting to bloom and now all I have to do is show it to my father and show him something good can still come outta the neighborhood and it's worth saving...
Joe
: Do-you-wanna-come-over-to-my-place? [
a coach races by, splashing them with mud
]
Joe
: I've... got a towel you could use.
c.
Murray Burns
: [
Takes off his hat
] Sandy, I... I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. [
Sandra doesn't respond
]
Murray Burns
: Well, damn it, lady, that was a beautiful apology. I mean, you gotta love a guy who can apologize so nice. I rehearsed for over an hour. Aw, Sandy, that's the most you should expect from life, a really good apology for all the things you won't get.
d.
Buck Weston
: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.
Mike Ditka
: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise. [
crowd hisses
]
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
James Stephen
: Don't I get to wash or sleep?
William Wilberforce
: Sleep?
James Stephen
: You haven't changed at all, William!
b.
Jill Taylor
: [
in Foxx Strip Club
] So do you want a private dance?
Ben Campbell
: How much?
Jill Taylor
: 20 a song, 30 song minimum.
Ben Campbell
: I don't know. Sounds expensive. [
they kiss
]
c.
Simeon Weisz
: Bullets change governments far surer than votes.
d.
[
Joe finds a man lying in a pool of blood
]
Joe
: Oh, my god! Mister, are you alright?
Walter Shit
: Two days, seven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds. That's how long I've been lying here.
Joe
: Are you O.K.?
Walter Shit
: 'Course not! I'm an artist!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Frankie
: You see them?
Paulie
: No.
Frankie
: They're probably in the bathroom wiping each others ass.
b.
Dr. Sanderson
: It sounds funny, but I'll miss this place. I guess I'll miss a lot of things around here.
Miss Kelly
: You will?
Dr. Sanderson
: You won't laugh?
Miss Kelly
: Of course not.
Dr. Sanderson
: You know how it is working around people day after day. You sort of get attached to them.
Miss Kelly
: I know, Lyman.
Dr. Sanderson
: It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, and the neuros, and the schizos in the place.
c.
Bill
: [
the Bride lunges for Bill's sword, Bill draws a gun and shoots, barely missing her
] Now if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in. [
he suddenly fires again, hitting a fruit bowl and splattering the Bride, making her jump
]
Bill
: Ha ha ha! I'm just fucking with you.
d.
Walter Shit
: Oh my God! Joe, It's your mother... and she's dead!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Cmdr. Harold Roberts
: It is true that you can't live among beasts without becoming one. It is just as true that you can't live among human beings without becoming affected by their humanity.
b.
[
to his sister, a Miami DEA agent
]
Marcus Burnett
: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous. [
pauses
]
Marcus Burnett
: I'm telling Mommy.
c.
Don Baker
: Mother, you have to laugh sometime, or people will think you're a lesbian.
d.
Roaches
: So long from Joe's apartment, we're sad to see you go/Thanks for coming it's been swell/Check back into our motel/Hope you didn't mind the smell!/Joe's apartment our home sweet home!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Agent Brick Davis
: I can't call you by your first name because I'm not a part of your "Groovy Tie Squad"?
Agent Terrence Darnell
: ...No, it's because you're an asshole.
Agent Brick Davis
: I am not an asshole!
Agent Terrence Darnell
: ...Yeah, ya are. Everyone thinks you are. Even your wife- why do you think she left you?
b.
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter
: Fifteen years on.
c.
[
Walter Shit, performance artist, has been lying in a pool of blood
]
Walter Shit
: I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is.
Joe
: Nobody touched you for two days?
Walter Shit
: Spitting doesn't count.
d.
Stacy
: You know, life's funny that way. Once you let go of the wheel, you might end up right where you belong.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Miss Hannigan
: What do we say Annie?
Annie
: I love you Miss Hannigan. [
Jumps from the bed on to her foot
]
b.
Tom
: You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife?
c.
Agent K
: [
to Laura
] You're just as beautiful as your mother...
d.
Roaches
: Welcome to Joe's apartment, it's our apartment too/We've been around for a hundred billion years and we'll be here long after you!/(ba ba ba ba ba)/Let's go to our place it's a great big space it's where I wanna be/Where friends all meet and life is sweet cuz everything's for free/It's the joint, it's a gas/It's a big fat boot in the ass (kick your ass)/Let's toast raise your glass here's to Joe! A man with class!/(burp) Sooooo... hello from Joe's apartment you're gonna love the view/It's the nest that beats the rest/We're so glad that you're our guest/Come on in we're all undressed! (whistle) Joe's apartment we welcome you!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Ralph Roach
: We know where you live. We LIVE where you live!
b.
Dr. Carmichael
: There's nothing in our directives about a 60 foot giant!
c.
Presidential Lawyer St. Clair
: Sir, don't you think all these deletion marks in the transcripts make it look as though you do nothing but swear?
d.
Mrs. Fine
: Lose some weight!
Crying hippie
: But all I eat is grass and acid.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Rodney Roach
: Well, you know, we've gotta get Lily back, too.
Ralph Roach
: Forget that. I'm a cockroach, not Santy Claus.
b.
Nurse #1
: Okay, okay, what's your husband's name?
Nikki Finn
: Louden.
Nurse #1
: And his last name?
Nikki Finn
: Clear.
c.
Christina
: You don't believe in God?
David
: Yeah, but he's a great reference.
d.
Brennan Huff
: I tea-bagged your drum set!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Mercedes
: This chocolate popsicle will melt in your mouth.
b.
Nancy Holbrook
: Why would you lie to me?
Dr. Gwen Holbrook
: I didn't lie.
Nancy Holbrook
: It's right here. Why would you lie to me? Stop lying to me! Quit lying to me!
Dr. Gwen Holbrook
: I am not lying to you! I am not lying to you!
Nancy Holbrook
: Stop lying to me!
Dr. Gwen Holbrook
: I am not lying to you! I didn't want you to have to go through your life with this memory! I didn't want you to remember! I wanted you to forget!
Nancy Holbrook
: Remember what? What happened at that preschool?
c.
Walter Shit
: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it instant minority. I did the whole block!
Joe
: But people are black or white, not purple.
Walter Shit
: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!
d.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram
: Rabbi Lewis! Anna, this is Rabbi Lewis.
Rabbi Lewis
: Good to see you again Miss Riley.
Anna Riley
: Good to see you again Rabbi Lewis.
Rabbi Lewis
: You missed our last class.
Anna Riley
: I know, I'm sorry, I thought I was leaving town.
Rabbi Lewis
: [
to Jake
] Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Anna Riley
: I would love to start up again if that's all right with you.
Rabbi Lewis
: I'd be delighted. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got some dancing to do.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe's Apartment (1996)?
a.
Pam Bethlehem
: When are you gonna realize that sex has nothing to do with cheerleading?
b.
Royal
: [
Points to Henry
] He's not your father.
Margot
: Neither are you.
c.
Ralph Roach
: Talk? We can sing!
Roaches
: Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage! / The garbage in the moonlight gives off a lovely smell - lovely smell / Sipping sewage with my baby in our little roach motel - please don't tell / zum zum zuma zum zum zum / doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doodly doo / Take an ocean trip on our garbage ship with the cockroach I adore / We'll take a taste of the medical waste that washes up on shore / Oh sweetheart say you love me and crawl underneath my rug / You're one in a thousand billion baby - oh won't you be / My Bug! - won't you be my bug? / Please be my bug.
d.
Jack
: Try to be your normal, humorous self. The guy you were before the tailspin. Do you remember that guy? People love that guy.
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