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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990).

About the movie: When a hypochondriac learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Chuck Martin: It's no use. I ain't got a chance. Anyway, I ain't got no love for that hot seat.
b.		Joe Banks: [shouting] Take me... to the volcano!
c.		Adam Calhorn Shaw: You earned $100,000 singing? Johnny Nyle: Well, you probably wouldn't call it singing. I'm a crooner. Adam Calhorn Shaw: There ought to be a law against that.
d.		Cooper: We need a decoy. Something fast and loud. [all turn to Spoon, who wasn't listening] Spoon: What? You what?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Jason Nesmith: You guys came. Who wants the grand tour? [Guy screams] Jason Nesmith: Anybody else?
b.		[after Undercover Brother escapes a massive explosion by floating down a cliff in parachute pants] The Chief: Didn't you cause about a ba-zillion dollars worth of damage? And I sure as hell ain't covering for ya; I don't care how sexy you look floating down in your little pants!
c.		Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now? Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing. Marshall: So you got no clothes.
d.		[repeated line] Inspector Thompson: I'm Inspector Thom...

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Joe Banks: And Frank, the coffee. It stinks. It tastes like arsenic. These lights give me a headache; if they don't give you a headache, you must be dead, so let's arrange the funeral!
b.		[first lines] Alex the Lion: Surprise! Marty the Zebra: Aaahhh! Alex! Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
c.		Sue Lee Shelly: Are you a virgin?
d.		[to Malloy] Lestat: I assume I need no introduction.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Angelica: I have no response to that.
b.		Beatrice: Angie, can I leave early on Friday? Angie: Why? Beatrice: I'm going to Paris. With my boyfriend. Angie: It will rain.
c.		[last lines] Dot Matrix: [seeing Lone Starr and Princess Vespa kiss at their wedding] Well, goodbye virgin alarm.
d.		Elder Aaron Davis: [taking care of Christian's cut] This is going to sting a little. Funny, I'm not squeamish. In high school we went to this hospital. I was the only kid who wanted to watch the surgery. So they help me scrub down, and then they gave me a set of scrubs - you know, those green things? To put on and everything... got a Band-Aid? [Christian hands him some] Elder Aaron Davis: So anyway, I got to watch as they opened this guy's chest. And there it was, this human heart, you know? This human heart. You think about it beating and all, but it's more of a dance. And I couldn't get over that that's all that tethers us to this planet - this one fragile muscle. And how it's so tiny, really, in the big scheme of things. And when you think about all the things that can stop it... Well you just figure that there's got to be something else, something miraculous that keeps that valiant little muscle dancing.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Nick Mason: I'm beginning to think you're a pretty fancy type of poison.
b.		Manfred: Come on. Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape. Fast Tony: Are you making an offer? I mean... No, I would not!
c.		[addressing his class] Professor Biesenthal: Well, you four have the dubious honor of having been picked from over two hundred applicants for this seminar. Well, let me just say this. There's a shortage of natural resources. There's a shortage of breathable air, there's even a shortage of adequate claret. But there is no shortage of historians. We grind you out like link sausages. That's called progress. Manufacturing doctorates is called progress. Well, I say, "Let us hush this cry of progress until ten thousand years have passed." That's a quote. Who said that? Come on, who said that? [none of the students answer, but Babe Levy writes "Tennyson"] Professor Biesenthal: Tennyson! Alfred, Lord Tennyson. My God, but you can't compete on a doctoral level and not know "Locksley Hall" and "Locksley Hall 60 Years Later"! I hope you all flunk. Dismissed.
d.		Joe Banks: I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		[Sitting at the dinner table] Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first? Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may. Freddy Benson: [after a pause, and with relief] Thank you.
b.		Radford: I smell fear.
c.		Mrs. Green: I never realized pain could be so... sharp.
d.		[Joe and Marshall are both wearing Armani tuxedos] Joe Banks: Feel like I'm getting married. Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Samuel Harvey Graynamore: Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kemosabe.
b.		Alfred Krukshank: We are missionaries. The province sent us here to fight evil, not flee from it. Sun Lo: Will you allow me to take little Ching-Ching out of harm's way? Alfred Krukshank: Barbara will remain here with us. And I wish you would not refer to her as Ching-Ching. Sun Lo: Mr. Kruikshank, you may do as you wish with your own life, but Ching - Barbara is a child. Her honorable parents were my friends. Alfred Krukshank: I know. But they did not desert their posts when danger threatened. Sun Lo: No, and they were killed. Mrs. Kruikshank: Please, Alfred. Alfred Krukshank: I have decided.
c.		Ted: It will be the kiss by which all others in your life will be judged... and found wanting.
d.		Mr. Aziz: [to Peter] Peter, you're a nice guy. You're just not dependable.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Older Watson: It was a cold, snowy day in early December. Lack of funds had forced my old school to close. I was being sent to a new one in the middle of term. I was accustomed to the opened, relaxed expanse of the country, and now, I was in the heart of London at the height of the Victorian Era. The streets were teeming with every activity imaginable. I was very taken by what I saw. As I stepped from my carriage, the sight of my new school filled me with fear and apprehension, yet, I was swept with a wave of curiosity. However, nothing could prepare me for the extraordinary adventure that lay ahead, or the extraordinary individual who would change my life.
b.		Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up? Joe Banks: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.
c.		[Duane has just thrown Irwin's book into a bucket of water] Lindy: I'm so tired of you running off at your mouth it's getting me down honey. Why don't you just leave? And be an assassin? Or is the only thing you're good at shooting off is your big mouth? Duane: Will you please get out of my face you sorry looking faggot. Lindy: Who you calling sorry looking? [Everybody laughs] Duane: Can't ya'll see "she" aint funny? [laughter stops] Duane: She's just another poor example of how the system is destroying our men. Lindy: Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get.
d.		Agent Clay: So you met the fish guy, right? John Myers: Oh, yeah. That was weird. Agent Clay: [unimpressed] Yeah, right. Well, come on in. Meet the rest of the family.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Patricia: That outfit's wearing you, Felix. Joe Banks: Why are you calling me Felix. My name is Joe. Patricia: I am calling you Felix because I do what I want.
b.		Bobby Long: We cannot tear out a single page of our lives, but we can throw the whole book in the fire. Lawson Pines: George Sand. Bobby Long: Now I thought that would be a hard one.
c.		Chazz: Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it! [shouts] Chazz: I am Rock 'n' Roll!
d.		George Wilson: G.D. wading pool!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.		Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
b.		Joe Banks: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano. Patricia: What? Joe Banks: You're not going to make me say that again, are you?
c.		Teensy: We'll leave you alone. Caro: But we'll be listening from the kitchen, so talk loud.
d.		Matt Stevens: [sings] Oh Rosanna don't ya cry for me. Cos I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee. I do not know the rest of the words, I think I'll make them up. I'm going to walk into my home and wake my best friend up.

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