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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990).
About the movie:
When a hypochondriac learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
[
Ray winds up on the mound
]
Ray Kinsella
: I'm pitching to Shoeless Joe Jackson...
b.
J
: You look older, man. Fucked.
Gilly
: It's the only thing I haven't been.
c.
Luggage Salesman
: This is our premier steamer trunk, it's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.
Joe Banks
: I'll take four of them.
Luggage Salesman
: May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.
d.
Verne Troyer
: I can't believe I took this fucking job...
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Brick Top
: Are you taking the piss?
b.
Patricia
: [
addressing Joe his first night aboard the Tweedle Dee
] I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own. And now he's pulling me back in. He knew I wanted this boat and he used it and he got me working for him, which I swore I would never do. I feel ashamed because I had a price. He named it and now I know that about myself. And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock, but that would be me kicking myself for selling out, which isn't fair to you. Doesn't make me feel any better. I don't know what your situation is but I wanted you to know what mine is not just to explain some rude behavior, but because we're on a little boat for a while and... I'm soul sick. And you're going to see that.
c.
Charlie
: Rain Man.
Raymond
: Yeah?
Charlie
: Let's play some cards!
Raymond
: Yeah.
d.
Tom Marshall
: We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick.
Jerry Conlaine
: Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years.
Dan Mott
: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Rosalie Boca
: They look like drug addicts.
Devo Nod
: Well, they are drug addicts.
Rosalie Boca
: Oh my God. You hired drug addicts?
Devo Nod
: Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?
Nadja
: They seem like very polite boys.
Rosalie Boca
: I don't like having drug addicts in my house.
Nadja
: Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers.
b.
Greg Heffley
: I need something to make me a class favorite.
Angie Steadman
: What about class favorites?
Greg Heffley
: Don't you ever say hi or hello before you start talking?
Rowley Jefferson
: [
waves
] Hi!
Angie Steadman
: Hello.
Rowley Jefferson
: Greg is only here because he wants to get into.
Greg Heffley
: [
interrupts
] Rowley! I was just saying that I would really like to nail these people because it's so obvious they're only doing these activities to get into the yearbook.
Angie Steadman
: You know, I like your point of view. You should sign up for the school paper. We are the voice of the people. Well, the people are mostly idiots so technically speaking we're the voice of the people making fun of the people.
Greg Heffley
: Thanks, but I can't be on the paper because I'm going to be in the paper a lot. It would be a conflict of interest.
Angie Steadman
: [
nods
] You're the people. Got it.
c.
Luggage Salesman
: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
Joe Banks
: No.
Luggage Salesman
: It's the central preoccupation of my life.
d.
[
repeated line
]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade
: Whoo-ah.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
b.
Leon Phelps
: Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...
c.
[
Joe is about to jump into the volcano
]
Patricia
: I love you!
Joe Banks
: I love you, too! I've never been in love with anybody before, either! It's great! I'm glad! But the timing stinks. [
kisses her on the cheek
]
Joe Banks
: I've gotta go.
d.
Edgar Alabaster
: I don't like your attitude, sir. I've never liked it. I believe that you sneer in your heart.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Lee Butters
: [
chasing a chinese suspect
] Stop in Chinese, motherfucker!
b.
Robot Gunslinger
: [
to Peter Martin, trying to provoke a fight
] Sloppy with your drink? [
Martin tries to ignore him, unsure of how to react
]
Robot Gunslinger
: [
to the bartender
] Get this boy a bib!
c.
Harry
: But I haven't had any messages, from any of my friends. Not one, all summer.
Dudley Dursley
: Who'd want to be friends with you?
d.
Waponi Chief
: Do you want to marry him?
Patricia
: Yes.
Waponi Chief
: Do you want to marry her?
Joe Banks
: Yes.
Waponi Chief
: Good. You're married.
Joe Banks
: [
shaking the Chief's hand
] Thank you, Chief.
Patricia
: Thank you, Chief.
Waponi Chief
: I'm going now.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Gord
: Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.
b.
Tori
: [
after reading Peyton's letters
] Wow. Can anyone say 'outed in Maui'?
c.
Jay Murphy
: [
to Max
] In some bizarre circles you are a celebrity.
d.
Waponis Chief
: We are the children of children and we live as we are shown.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Black Doug
: It's funny, 'cause just the other day, me and my boy, we was wonderin' why they even call 'em roofies. Y'know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Stu Price
: No. Don't know what you're talkin' 'bout.
Black Doug
: Why not floories, right? 'Cause when you take 'em, you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name fo' 'em.
Alan Garner
: Or how 'bout rapies?
b.
President Andrew Shepherd
: Janie, can you get me the number of a local florist?
Janie
: I'll take care of it, sir, where would you like them sent?
President Andrew Shepherd
: No, I want to do it myself. I just need the number.
Janie
: I don't understand
President Andrew Shepherd
: I want the phone number of a florist.
Janie
: You just want the phone number?
President Andrew Shepherd
: Yeah.
Janie
: I don't understand, sir, is there a problem...
President Andrew Shepherd
: Janie, I want to send some flowers. I want to do it myself. I don't want to staff it out, and I don't want to issue and executive order. I just want a phone number.
c.
Angelica
: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Joe Banks
: Sure.
Angelica
: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe Banks
: Ok.
Angelica
: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.
d.
Prissy
: Well, frankly, I wouldn't eat at the same bale of hay with him.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Patricia
: I'm soul sick.
b.
Preacher
: Do you take this woman do be your wedded wife?
Betelgeuse
: [
Runs off to the side mumbling to himself
] Oh geez, I don't know. I mean, it's kind of a big decision isn't it? I mean, I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it. [
Runs back to the altar and stands next to Lydia
]
Betelgeuse
: Sure, yeah. Go ahead.
c.
Major Kendall
: [
preparing to fight
] What are the rules gonna be, Colonel?
Col. John Marlowe
: Make up your own.
Major Kendall
: [
hits Marlow in the jaw as he is taking off his blouse
] You said no rules.
d.
Marius
: [
angrily insulting Panisse
] Lecher!
Panisse
: What?
Marius
: Eunuch!
Fanny
: Oh, Marius, be consistent. He can't be both.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Gabby Watters
: I'll bet their going to be married.
Tom Saxby
: I'm afraid you're right.
Gabby Watters
: Well, that finishes him as a secret service man.
Tom Saxby
: What, Why?
Gabby Watters
: Well, he won't be unable to keep a secret now.
b.
Patricia
: My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.
c.
Alan Klien
: I suck! They're gonna take away my Yamulkha!
d.
Peter Baxter
: I respect all of Alan's interests, I just don't like having them shoved down my throat.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)?
a.
Grumpy
: A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be. I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna.
b.
Angelica
: You're in a rotten mood.
Patricia
: It's the sunshine. Gets me down.
c.
Doctor Logan
: Great. A driver without keys and a soldier without bullets. It must be my fucking birthday. What's with you two?
Bud Crain
: You know what? It's complicated, okay, pal?
Sarah Bowman
: How did you get here?
Doctor Logan
: Taxi.
Bud Crain
: Great. Well, you're nominated to go out and hail us another one.
d.
Diana
: The dress is for sale. I'm not.
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