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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jerry Maguire (1996) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jerry Maguire (1996) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996).
About the movie:
When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent with the only athlete who stays with him.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Dicky Fox
: The key to this business is personal relationships.
b.
Arthur Clutten
: You on holiday too, Mr Cooper?
Michael Cooper
: No, I'm afraid not, I'm actually running away.
Arthur Clutten
: From what?
Michael Cooper
: Love, Mr Rigby, you must have been in love. If it doesn't work out you either kill yourself or you run away to forget. And its not in my religion to try suicide.
Arthur Clutten
: Sometimes living can be just as painful.
c.
Mae
: The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never met a girl like me before?
Caleb Colton
: Yeah. Why?
Mae
: Because I'll still be here when the light from that star gets down here to earth in a billion years.
d.
[
repeated line
]
Sal
: Extra Cheese is two dollars.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Rod Tidwell
: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.
b.
Kaufman
: [
as Cholo approaches from the shadows
] Fucking Spic bastard!
c.
[
Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat
]
Peggy
: I wonder what their parents were.
Professor Quail
: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.
d.
Doughnut Gangster
: We want that doughnut money!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Cop
: [
reading off citations to Gary Cooper
] Indecent exposure, driving as so to endanger...
Gib
: ...Driving with the load not properly tied down.
b.
[
as soon as Azetbur finishes her transmission to the Federation President, Kerla unrolls war plans on her desk
]
Brigadier Kerla
: Attack them now, while we still have the chance!
Klingon general #1
: Attack them, or be slaves on their worlds!
Klingon general #2
: We can take whole by force what they propose to divide.
Azetbur
: War is obsolete, general... as we are in danger of becoming.
c.
Governor
: You're the only man I know that somehow maintains the respect & admiration reckless teens *and* the Highway Patrol. You know the entertainment monkey business Webb, and you could interface with the Legion of State Task Forces with their pitiful self interests exposed in a film such as this.
Webb Wilder
: Sounds about as fun as a root canal.
d.
Jerry Maguire
: What are you doing with me, Rod?
Rod Tidwell
: Why?
Jerry Maguire
: I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
Rod Tidwell
: Well, boo-fucking-hoo
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Jerry Maguire
: I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.
b.
Alvie
: [
driving a rickety old stolen car
] Where did you steal this car from?
Boots
: The keys were in it and the engine was running, so I just stole it! Pretty good, huh?
Alvie
: That is NOT how you steal this car, that is how someone else gets RID of it!
c.
Aldous Snow
: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green
: Play the song, man.
d.
Mrs. Fox
: Mrs. Collins, if that boy's your son I'll eat my yard stick.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Theo
: You're out. This is Spider; he's replacing you.
Spider
: What's up, dog.
b.
Walter Sobchak
: Fifteen, Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill!
c.
[
first lines
]
Waitress
: How you doin', Kris?
d.
Jerry Maguire
: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Rod Tidwell
: I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?
b.
[
Archie visits George, who is guarded by two policemen
]
Archie
: We need to talk.
George
: You tell those pigs to fuck off.
Archie
: Fuck off, pigs. [
the two policemen don't move
]
Archie
: Did you hear what I said? Fuck off!
c.
Jamie
: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.
Landon
: That's not a problem.
d.
First Judge
: That sort of testimony we can eliminate.
Chicolini
: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge
: You'll take what?
Chicolini
: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Goofy
: [
sleeping
] More "Hi Dad" soup, please...
b.
Valet
: Who are you here to see?
Jon
: Arlene Setters.
Valet
: Ah yes, the bitch. 907.
c.
[
Soundwave tracks down the Witwickys in Paris
]
Soundwave
: Yeesss... [
makes a call
]
Judy Witwicky
: Hello? I mean, bon soir! [
hears Soundave breathing
]
Judy Witwicky
: What? Who is this?
Soundwave
: Where is the boy?
Judy Witwicky
: For Pete's sakes, I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing! [
hangs up
]
d.
Bob Sugar
: It's not "show friends." It's show *business*.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Billy
: I had another dream.
Merlin
: That right?
Billy
: Black bird again. Same black bird
Merlin
: Way you get knocked around, you're bound to have some weird dreams, Billy.
b.
Larry
: What power has gold to make men endure it all?
c.
Lane Leonard
: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.
d.
Dorothy
: Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
[
first lines
]
Joe O'Reilly
: [
dictating a letter
] You've got to think of him the way he was... He was what the times demanded. And life without him seems impossible. But he's dead. And life is possible. He made it possible.
b.
Ida
: [
everyone sees a woman with a big booty in little shorts
] See now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.
c.
Daphne Tisch
: You're like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it's not a bad body!
d.
Laurel
: Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jerry Maguire (1996)?
a.
Dorothy
: On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.
b.
Frank Beardsley
: Is that all? Why didn't she tell me?
Helen North
: Because you would have said, "Is that all?".
c.
Rudy Martin
: Dwight D. Eisenhower would never have put up with their shit.
d.
[
Greenfield has asked for free dental work for his latest girlfriend
]
Dr. Julian Winston
: Don't you know any girls with straight teeth?
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