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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : American Wedding (2003) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : American Wedding (2003) - Part (4) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003).
About the movie:
The third film in the American Pie series deals with the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Anna
: In your house she's just another woman. Like a bowl of rice is a bowl of rice no different from any other bowl of rice.
King
: Now you understand about women! So, many English books talk about love etc etc etc ha!
Anna
: You disapprove?
King
: It is a silly complication of a general simplicity. A woman is designed for pleasing man that is all. A man is deigned to be pleased by many women
Anna
: Then how do you explain, your majesty, that many men remain faithful to one wife
King
: They are sick.
Anna
: Oh, but you do expect women to be faithful?
King
: Naturally!
Anna
: Well why naturally?
King
: Because it is natural. It is like old Siamese saying. A girl is like a blossom, with honey for just one man. A man is like a honey bee and gather all he can. To fly from blossom to blossom a honey must be free. But blossom must not ever fly from bee to bee to bee.
Anna
: Hee hee. Oh your majesty in England we have a far different attitude. We believe for a man to be truly happy he must love one woman and one woman only.
King
: This idea was invented by woman.
Anna
: Oh but it's a great idea your majesty and in England we're brought up with it. When your young and at your first dance.
King
: Young girl? They dance also. Like I see you in arms of stranger tonight not a husband.
Anna
: Why of course!
King
: I would not permit it.
Anna
: Ha when your young and at your first dance, and your sitting on a small guilt chair with your eyes lowered, terrified that you'll be a wall flower. Suddenly, you see two black shoes, a white waist coat, a face, it speaks.
b.
Mercenary # 2
: Check the baggage! [
Mercenary 3 shoots up the baggage
]
Merc # 3
: Baggage checked!
c.
Beck
: I'm looking for a man.
Mariana
: What's your type? [
Travis comes out of the bathroom and walks toward the door
]
Beck
: His name's Travis Walker. [
Travis stops behind Beck, and slowly turns around
]
Beck
: [
without turning around
] He's in his twenties, he's got sandy hair, a beard, wearing a blue shirt and jeans, right now he's got a real bewildered look on his face.
d.
Steve Stifler
: You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, fucking stupid. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Russell
: How the fuck do you peddle an arms race when the only asshole you've got to race against is yourself?
b.
Kitty Farmer
: If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day.
Donnie
: [
motions to speak...
] [
cut to principal's office
]
Principal Cole
: So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms Farmer?
Kitty Farmer
: [
loudly interjecting
] I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
Edward Darko
: [
attempts to stifle a laugh
]
c.
Bear
: SO Stiffy, What do you think?
Steve Stifler
: What the fuck Buffalo Bill?
Bear
: What? Too much pink?
Steve Stifler
: It puts the dress in the drawer and does as it's told.
Bear
: Oh now that's fucked up... THAT'S FUCKED UP!
d.
Julia
: I don't know whether to suck it or shoot it off.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
David
: I'm going to the police. Jack was right.
Alex
: Jack is dead!
David
: Jack is dead and six people are dead. There's gonna be a full moon tonight. I'm going to the cops.
Alex
: David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.
David
: Yeah, be rational, sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!
b.
Kaminsky
: Max, if you're the best there is, the wheel would never have been invented.
c.
Count Yorga
: Doctor Hayes, what an unexpected surprise.
Dr. James Hayes
: Yes, so much so that I almost had a massive coronory.
d.
Steve Stifler
: [
about having sex with Cadence
] I'm gonna be like, "You like this shit Momma?" And then she'll be like, "Fuckin' right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you're milkin' a cow."
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Mayor Phlegming
: You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed.
b.
Zarabeth
: Hang loose, stay cool, and don't forget your psychic humor.
c.
Steve Stifler
: [
chanting
] Gonna hava sex witha Caadence.
d.
Owen
: Do you want to go steady?
Abby
: What do you mean?
Owen
: Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Abby
: Owen, I'm not a girl.
Owen
: You're not a girl? What are you?
Abby
: I'm nothing.
Owen
: You know, it's ok if you don't want to be my girlfriend. You don't have to make stuff up.
Abby
: Can't we just keep things the way they are?
Owen
: Yeah, fine. Whatever.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Frank
: 99 kinds of wings! 128 different dipping sauces! You love math, crunch the numbers on that - and tell me the possibilities aren't INFINITE!
b.
Steve Stifler
: I eat the shit here!
c.
Christian
: [
singing
] Sat on the roof/ and I kicked off the moss/ and some of these verses, well they/ they've got me quite cross/ but the sun's been kind/ while I wrote this song/ It's for people like you that/ keep it turned on/ so excuse me forgetting/ but these things I do/ you see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue/ the whole thing is/ what I really mean/ your's are the sweetest eyes/ I've ever seen .
d.
Boris
: Where's he going? He's going out into freezing cold to find a dog he doesn't like to bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like him. Oh no. I'm beginning to understand the bear.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Steve Stifler
: Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me.
b.
Rex
: What happened?
Mr. Potato Head
: [
in disbelief
] Woody's been shelved!
c.
Jackson
: Sir, Higgins has a story.
Edwards
: Well, Higgins the floor is yours.
Higgins
: This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!
Edwards
: You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.
Hunt
: Tell him the ending, that's the best part.
Higgins
: Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.
Edwards
: Clever twist there on the ending.
d.
Judith
: Happiness is not always the best way to be happy.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Stifler
: Hey, Mr. Party Guy, how ya doin'? Ya havin' a good time? Can I get ya a Gin and Tonic? Ring-Ring, oh hold on. Hello? Yeah? Haha! It's for you, it's GET TO WORK, FUCKER!
b.
Carrie Bradshaw
: You brought me back to life.
c.
Darcy
: I was so excited I could barely keep my legs together.
d.
Cpl. Aloysius T. 'Taxi' Potts
: Hey, Butch. Ya got a cigarette?
Sgt. Butch
: [
hands him a pack
] Sure. Help yourself.
Cpl. Aloysius T. 'Taxi' Potts
: [
examines the pack
] Jap cigarettes!
Sgt. Butch
: Yeah. They're half tobacco, half stinkweed.
Cpl. Aloysius T. 'Taxi' Potts
: Oh, well now I'll enjoy them more than ever. I thought they were *all* stinkweed.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Michelle
: Hmm... horny, like I wanna bone!
b.
Bishop
: [
Bishop is puzzled by Ripley's reaction towards him
] Is there a problem?
Burke
: I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even- Ripley's last trip out, the syn- the artificial person malfunctioned.
Ripley
: "Malfunctioned"?
Burke
: There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved.
Bishop
: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?
Burke
: Yeah, the Hyperdine System's 120-A2.
Bishop
: Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.
c.
[
laser fire surrounds Naboo Starfighter. R2D2 beeps
]
Anakin
: I know we're in trouble, just hang on!
d.
Bishop Aringarosa
: [
to Silas
] You are an angel!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Harold Flaherty
: We're gonna need a mop.
b.
Buffy
: Is that your van?
Pike
: Yeah, it was. It's still...
Shambling Vampire
: BluaaaahUGH!
c.
Butch Harlow
: Hi, I'm Charlie the Fuckstick and I'm so happy to be here!
d.
[
after Faye has just broken up with Jimmy
]
Jimmy
: Shoulda dumped you in Pittsburgh! [
He gets up
]
Jimmy
: Which one of you butts said we were engaged?
Mr. White
: The same person who said you had class, Jimmy.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: American Wedding (2003)?
a.
Senator Kelly
: What'd you do with Henry?
Magneto
: Your aide, Mr. Gyrich, has been dead for some time, senator. I've had Mystique here keep you company. She takes so many shapes.
b.
Hob
: They say he's got a brain. I wanna see it.
c.
Jim's Dad
: "Boning"? Well, when you"re not... "boning", how does Jim make you feel?
d.
[
Sid is drawing a sloth with chalk
]
Diego
: What are you doing?
Sid
: I'm putting sloths on the map.
Manfred
: Why don't you make him more realistic and draw him lying down?
Diego
: And make him rounder. [
Manfred draws a pot-belly on Sid's drawing
]
Diego
: Perfect.
Sid
: Ha, ha. I forgot how to laugh.
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