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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Severe Injuries (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Severe Injuries (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Severe Injuries (2003)

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About the movie: A bumbling and inept serial killer stalks the residents of a sorority house and finds himself up against a murderous competitor for the body count.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		Charlie Mackenzie: Come, let us dance like children of the night!
b.		Mr. Mohra: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place." Officer Olson: Uh-huh. Mr. Mohra: So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word "jerk." Officer Olson: I understand. Mr. Mohra: And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then." Officer Olson: [chuckles] Ya got that right. Mr. Mohra: And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." Officer Olson: White Bear Lake? Mr. Mohra: Well... Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. Officer Olson: Oh sure. Mr. Mohra: So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week and she thought I should call it in, so... I called it in. End o' story. Officer Olson: What'd this guy look like, anyway? Mr. Mohra: Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'. Officer Olson: Uh-huh. In what way? Mr. Mohra: Oh, just in a general kinda way.
c.		Catfight: All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win.
d.		Lauren: I think I know what's going on here. You're some kind of axe murderer. Neal: Well... I've never used an axe. Lauren: I was hoping you'd deny it. Neal: Sorry.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		[looking at a photo album] Melvin Hubble: Who's that Pop? Melvin Hubble Sr.: That's your great uncle Alvin. He was responsible for a series of maimings in Hoboken, New Jersey. Melvin Hubble: Maimings? Melvin Hubble Sr.: He would cut off a few fingers. Bit off an ear or two. Got away with a whole leg once. Felt pretty proud of himself, until he realized that it was a prosthetic. Melvin Hubble: And this one? Melvin Hubble Sr.: Your fourth cousin Louis. He'd shoot people in the back, or rather in the butt. Really pathetic. Look that them. Pages of loonies, all Hubbles, all insane. You thing one of them would be able to pull off a half-decent massacre. But no, not a real killer in the bunch. Here's your Aunt Betty. You know what she was responsible for? The "Shabouden Second Degree Burns." Here's Artie Hubble, the "Hillside Smacker." And lets not forget your cousin Bruce. He's the one who delivered the famous "Texas Chainsaw Manicure." Oh, here's you grandmother, Martha Hubble Bumstead. Masterminded the Jonesboro Slayings. Killed four people in one night. Melvin Hubble: Well, there you go Pop. Melvin Hubble Sr.: What "go"? She was adopted!
b.		Vivi: [about her birthday] Now, I don't want any candles on my cake. It'll look like the burning of Atlanta!
c.		Cindy Campbell: Brenda! The monster is gonna kill us! Brenda Meeks: IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN YOU IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
d.		Chad: Hey Wolf, is this my mark? Wolf: Until you fucking change it.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		Charlie Stiffle: [playing a video game] Son of a bitch! Mrs. Stiffle: Charlie! I am doing Veggie Force!
b.		Jesus: My name is Jesus. My uncle is in dry cleaning.
c.		Cybil Waingrow: This looks Beautiful. Murphy: It's one of my favorite pieces. Cybil Waingrow: Yeah. Where's it from? Murphy: [whispers] Out my ass. Cybil Waingrow: Excuse me. Murphy: It's an African piece. Cybil Waingrow: Looks Egyptian to me
d.		Professor Andrews: And so, in closing ladies. I want you to follow in the footsteps of Lysistrata this weekend. Just try it. Take a stand against your boyfriends. Don't let them enslave your spirit by allowing them to touch your beautiful, virginal bodies with their disgusting hands. Remember ladies, you are in control. This is your game ladies. You set the pace, you set the rules. This is all about you. They get funny, you take their tentacles in your hand, you crush them, squeeze them, kill them like the disgusting pouches they are! Remember ladies, this is your game. Make me proud.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		Cooper: [after Wells has had his intestines exposed] How are you feeling? Wells: A touch of gas. And the fact that various body parts are trying to vacate the premises, fucking awful.
b.		Ezekiel: I hate being married to you! I hate it! Any man would! Havana: Then do something about it! Give me my money and I'm outta here! One quick divorce and I'm Havana What-was-her-name! Ezekiel: Well, it sounds good, but what is it for? Havana: It is a ticket out of hell! Ezekiel: No... Havana: No, you listen! [pushes Zeke down] Havana: Let me take the heat on this one! If you tell Uncle Wilhelm that I am a lousy wife, with lousy wifely skills, and an overbearing sexual appetite, he is gonna cut us both a little slack. You give me my money, and I'm gone!
c.		[Trying to get false teeth out of glass] Mrs. Doubtfire: Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
d.		Lauren: Why is it that every guy I meet is either insane or a complete idiot?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		Nathoo: All right. What is this? Mowgli, age 5: Baloo. Nathoo: And in English? Mowgli, age 5: Bear. Nathoo: Good. I bet you can't tell me what this is. Mowgli, age 5: Bagheera. Nathoo: Uh huh... Mowgli, age 5: Panther. Nathoo: Very good. And who do you think this is? Mowgli, age 5: That's me! Nathoo: You? Shere Khan? Mowgli, age 5: The holy man says I'm half a tiger. Nathoo: You are half a tiger? Mowgli, age 5: He said that when I see Shere Khan and show no fear, then I be whole tiger. Nathoo: Where did you see this holy man Mowgli? Mowgli, age 5: In my dreams.
b.		Suzie: Not to be religious, but T.G.I.F. Amber: A-men! I could just sit here all weekend and not move. Suzie: I know what you mean. I couldn't move a muscle. Amber: Party tonight? Suzie: You know it!
c.		The Wizard: Ooooh... Once great men lived here... giants... gods... once, but long ago. It is here that I met my master. It was no accident, nor it is mere chance that I am the teller of his tale.
d.		[last lines] [while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms] Buzz Lightyear: [chuckles] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me. Jessie: Just go with it, Buzz. [Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		Holly: Aren't you getting ready for the party? Lauren: I'll hide here. Holly: Oh, no you don't. Steve's coming over at six, and I plan on doing some partying with him. Lauren: Arn't you reading the cliff notes of Lysistrata too? Holly: Hell no. I took that last semester. This term I have the history of human sexuality, and I have my own homework to do. Lauren: Sex all night? Aren't you afraid of attracting the attention of some hyper-repressed mass murderer? Holly: When Steve and I get it going, we'll be far more frightening than any comic murderer. We're like a mighty beast racing though the jungle. A juggernaut of pure sexual energy.
b.		Tom Pearson: Hannah, please next time you ride in the hump, remember? Hannah Pearson: I barf in the middle, remember?
c.		Viper: [to Doc and Summer, who were sitting doing nothing and talking about how Doc became a vampire] When you guys are done with social-hour, maybe you can let us know and we can all go look for bad guys. Is that ok?
d.		Joe: This wasn't my first choice. Thorne: You wanna go fight terrorists? Joe: Yes, sir. Thorne: You don't approve of what we do? Joe: Officially, sir, I have no opinion. Thorne: Then you should look into getting one.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Severe Injuries (2003)?
a.		Centipede: We're not lost. Grasshopper: Then where are we? Centipede: Somewhere up north. Or, possibly, very far south. Grasshopper: What's your latitude? What's your longitude? Centipede: Hey, hey, hey! That's personal, bud!
b.		Boy #5: Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.
c.		Noland: Anyway, there's two different types of them out there. Hmm? Now, they're similar, but they're different. It's kind of like the difference between dogs and wolves. The one's that are running things up there, the larger ones, hunt the smaller ones. It's some kind of blood feud, I guess. Been going on for a long time. Royce: They do this just for sport? Noland: Oh, yeah, they bring in fresh meat season after season. I mean, shit you wouldn't believe. Bring it in, hunt it and kill it. In that order.
d.		Dr. Pitt: As you can see, St. Jones is a totally moderate facility. A haven for hopeless cases. Most of the patients here are pathetic specimens. They'll have to spend the rest of their lives here. Those who are not already catatonic are routinely sedated. That's the best part of my job. In spite of the sedation, many of these patients are extremely dangerous. So, I cannot adequately stress that while you are in your residency here, that you at all times, carry your taser gun, and your suicide pill.

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