Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dance of the Vampires (1967) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dance of the Vampires (1967) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967).

About the movie: A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Yen Sun: You look like trouble. Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things. Yen Sun: And a gun... it's a big gun. Doc: It's a big town. Come on Yin, all I want is a chance.
b.		Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Shouldn't we build a barricade? Professor Abronsius: No, that would be bad tactics.
c.		Marco: I could never figure out what that phrase meant, "more or less."
d.		Georgia Latham: I'll call you Godfrey. It'll sound like I'm swearing.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		[opening lines] Narrator: That night, penetrating deep into the heart of Transylvania, Professor Abronsius was unaware that he was on the point of reaching the goal of his mysterious investigations. In the course of which he had journeyed throughout Central Europe for years accompanied by his one and only faithful disciple, Alfred. A scholar and scientist whose genius was unappreciated, Abronsius had given up all to devote himself body and soul to what was to him a sacred mission. He had even lost his chair at Königsberg University, where for a long time his colleagues used to refer to him as "The Nut".
b.		Johnny: So, whassup fellas? Nick: Just doing a little a batting practice on your bike. Johnny: It's not mine. It's Sir D.'s Nick: Who is Sir D. Johnny: He's my homeboy. Nick: Yea? WELL HOMEBOY THIS!
c.		Viper: [discussing Maverick] Let me ask you something. If you had to go into battle, would you want him with you? Jester: I don't know, I just don't know
d.		The Southern Oracle: If you want to save our world, you must hurry. We don't know how much longer we can withstand the nothing.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Maxwell H. Brock: I will talk to you of Art, for there is nothing else to talk about, for there is nothing else... Life is an obscure hobo bumming a ride on the omnibus of Art. Burn gas, buggies, and whip your sour cream of circumstance and hope, and go ahead and sleep your bloody heads off. Creation is, all else is not. Creation is graham crackers; let it all crumble to feed the creator; feed him that he may be satisifed. The Artist is, all others are not. A canvas is a canvas or a painting. A rock is a rock or a statue. A sound is a sound or is music. A preacher is a preacher, or an Artist. Where are john, joe, jake, jim, jerk? dead, dead, dead They were not born before they were born, they were not born... Where are Leonardo, Rembrandt, Ludwig? Alive! Alive! Alive! They were born! Bring on the multitudes with a multitude of fishes: feed them with the fishes for liver oil to nourish the Artist, stretch their skin upon an easel to give him canvas, crush their bones into a paste that he might mold them. Let them die, and by their miserable deaths become the clay within his hands that he might form an ashtray or an ark. Pray that you may be his diadem: gold, glory, paint, clay, that he might take you in his magic hands and wring from your marrow wonder. For all that is comes through the eye of the Artist. The rest are blind fish swimming in the cave of aloneness. Swim on you maudlin, muddling, maddened fools, and dream that one bright, sunny night the Artist will bait a hook and let you bite upon it. Bite hard and die!... in his stomach you are very close to immortality.
b.		Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: [a young woman tries to fend off Shagail, a Jewish Vampire, with a cross] Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.
c.		Time Lincoln: Quick, to the new Beetle convertible!
d.		Greta Gangbanger: Would you consider yourself to be a compulsive masturbator?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Count Von Krolock: I am a night bird. I am not much good in the daytime.
b.		Walter Burke: All right, your objective - reach the parking lot with an asset who intends to have sex with you. James Clayton: You want us to pick up a girl? Walter Burke: Well, uh, five, actually - one each.
c.		Howard Prescott: Let me get this straight - Brantley is Whitfield? Brantley Foster: That's right. Brantley is Whitfield; Whitfield is Brantley. Vera Prescott: And Christy is the bimbo! Well, now that we've all had Mouseketeer roll call, I'm just going to go call my lawyer. Howard Prescott: [lying] No, wait a minute. Christy is not the bimbo I was screwing around with at the office. Christy Wills: People better stop calling me bimbo! Howard Prescott: It was an entirely different bimbo altogether. Vera Prescott: That's fine; how many bimbos would you say there were? Howard Prescott: I misspoke myself. There weren't any bimbos at all. Brantley Foster: Except Christy. Howard Prescott: Right. No!
d.		Dixie: Since I wasn't officially in the band, you know how it goes, it ain't easy. Detective Skinner: Yeah, sure. That's not exactly why I'm here. Israel Goldkiss was pushed from the roof. That makes you a suspect. Dixie: Jesus bleeding Christ! Are you paying attention? I'm talking The Beatles, here. The Fab Four. John understood. That's why they had him killed, you know? Now they're trying to kill me, because they finally realised who's behind all those songs. But I ain't seen no royalties. Detective Skinner: Yeah, that's tough. But either you cooperate, or I book you. Dixie: I've been doing nothing but cooperate my whole fucking life. That's what it's all about to be in a band. I'm not saying they weren't creatively involved... but most of the time, they were off with that Maharishi. You know, India, whatever, you know. There I was, all alone in the studio with my brilliant ideas... Thank God I had George Martin. George... Oh, that album in particular, we grew together like this, me and George.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Boris: Poor Balto. He's going into freezing coldness to find the dog he doesn't like and bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like him.
b.		[Roger and Peter are startled by the Old Priest] Old Priest: Señores, please to let me pass. Roger: Let's get him to the med unit. Old Priest: No, no, please. Just let me pass. I go up to seventh floor to find my sister; just let me pass. The people of 107 will do what you wish now.
c.		Candyman: I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood. COME WITH ME!
d.		Professor Abronsius: Takes me for a nincompoop, that necrophile.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Mr. Joe Twiller: You're trash, and your friends are trash.
b.		[last lines] Narrator: That night, fleeing from Transylvania, Professor Abronsius never guessed he was carrying away with him the very evil he had wished to destroy. Thanks to him, this evil would at last be able to spread across the world.
c.		Millie Lammoreaux: Okay, now, what's wrong with ya? Pinky Rose: Nothin'? Millie Lammoreaux: Well, there's gotta be somethin' wrong with ya. Pinky Rose: My bathing suit's too big? Millie Lammoreaux: No. I mean, why else would you be here if it weren't somethin' like your legs or your arms. There's gotta be somethin' wrong with ya. Pinky Rose: Oh, my back! Oh, my back! And my leg. My leg. My leg hurts. Millie Lammoreaux: Okay, your back and your legs. This is for people with bad back and legs.
d.		Frank: Listen to Dito. He knows when it's time to go.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Sarah Shagal: [Alfred hears her scream and makes his way to the bathroom door] Sarah Shagal: No! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: I told you to stay in your room! But you always take a bath! Sarah Shagal: No! No! No! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: I'll give you that bath! Sarah Shagal: I won't! I won't, Papa! No! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: [Alfred looks through a keyhole to see what's going on] Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: [spanking her] I told you, every day you are having baths! Sarah Shagal: [kicking and screaming] I won't! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: I told you, no bath! No bath! No bath! No bath! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: [He stops] Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Now you satisfied? Sarah Shagal: [crying] Papa... Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Now you got it.
b.		Officer Lynn Donahue: Nick and Ves had passed the earlier part of the afternoon looking at clothes, sporting equipment, bongo drums, and other racy items for kids their age.
c.		James Roper: [standing at podium] You want this? [grabs title belt and places it on top of podium] Marvin Shabazz: Yeah. James Roper: I'll spank you with it! [slams belt onto podium]
d.		Dr. Robert Campbell: It's only one fly in the serum. I can't reproduce it. Dr. Rae Crane: What do you mean? Dr. Robert Campbell: None of the new samples work and I have very little of the original serum left. That's what I mean when I say I can't reproduce it. Dr. Rae Crane: Wait a minute. I don't understand. Dr. Robert Campbell: What don't you understand? I found the cure for the fucking plague of the twentieth century and now I've lost it. Haven't you ever lost anything doctor Bronx? Your purse? Your car keys? Well, it's rather like that: Now you have it and now you don't.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		[from trailer] Laurie Strode: [screaming and grabbing Tommy] IT'S THE BOOGEYMAN!
b.		Sarah Shagal: I got into the habit of it at school. It's funny Papa. You can't just change your habits in a couple of months, can you? Besides, it's good for your health. Once a day is the very least. Don't you agree? Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: [laughs nervously] Yes. Sarah Shagal: Do you mind if I have a quick one? Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Huh? Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: [Thinks she means something else] Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: I don't mind at all, but... Sarah Shagal: Oh, thank you! You are being very nice. Now could you get me some hot water?
c.		[Truman is missing - the Lunar Room studio, everyone nervous] Network Executive: [hunging up a phone call] The sponsors are threatening to rip up their contracts! Christof: [pointing at the "Technical fault... Please stand by... " graphic] Why? We're getting higher ratings for this graphic than we've ever had on this show.
d.		[first lines] Train Engineer: [in the cab of the train, looking at his pocket watch] Twelve o'clock. Four hours ago we were in Los Angeles. Ah, nothing ever happens on this trip.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Carlos: [after having money thrown in his face] You kill my head, man.
b.		Max: Rise and shine, Professor. Professor Fate: You rise! You shine!
c.		Narrator: [Last Lines] That night, fleeing from Transylvania, Professor Abronsius never guessed that he was carrying away with him the very evil he had sought to destroy. Thanks to him, this evil would now be able to spread itself across the world.
d.		Kitty Farmer: If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day. Donnie: [motions to speak... ] [cut to principal's office] Principal Cole: So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms Farmer? Kitty Farmer: [loudly interjecting] I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! Edward Darko: [attempts to stifle a laugh]

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dance of the Vampires (1967)?
a.		Wahleeah, Sayapi's Arapaho Captive: No man can take my love. It must be given as the sun gives warmth in the gray of dawn.
b.		Steve Payson: People get morning breath but you have all the time breath.
c.		Archie Moses: I see you've got porno here Chuck: Yes, we have an excellent selection Archie Moses: Good I like the porn Chuck: Well, good
d.		Count Von Krolock: A year ago exactly on this same night we were assembled here in this very room: I your pastor, and you my beloved flock. With hopefulness in my heart I told you then that with Lucifer's aid we might look forward to a more succulent occasion. Cast back your minds. There we were, gathered together, gloomy and despondent, around a single meager woodcutter.

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