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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Guide for the Married Man (1967) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Guide for the Married Man (1967) Quiz
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About the movie:
A man gives his co-worker a series of lessons on how to cheat on one's wife without being caught.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
Paul Manning
: That's the trouble with Ruth, she's such a wonderful wife.
Ed Stander
: Look Paul, if you care enough for your wife you can always find something about her you can't stand.
b.
Samantha
: You're not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I'm not the phone company. Nobody's the phone company anymore!
c.
Mike Sweeney
: [
after shooting Books
] I'll tell you, that was for Albert!
d.
Maurice Stern
: Pity - that most vile of virtues - has never been known to you.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
Paul Manning
: Do all married guys do it Ed?
Ed Stander
: No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
b.
[
as they examine a rare and valueable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity
]
Grandmama
: Let's keep it!
Morticia
: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
c.
Wilson Joel
: 2 on 1 gas.
Gas Station
: Somebody over at Arlington hobby said they never heard of a plane that runs on gasoline.
Wilson Joel
: Well mine does.
Gas Station
: He said it was impossible because
Wilson Joel
: I own a plane and it runs on gas and I wanna fly the thing right fucking now!
Gas Station
: You don't have to yell.
Wilson Joel
: Well, I just want to buy 2 dollars worth of fucking gas! 2 on 1... 2 on 1.
d.
Banquet Doorman
: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin
: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
Bruce
: Hello. [
Marlin gasps, Dory swims up
]
Dory
: Well, hi!
Bruce
: Name's Bruce. [
offers fin, Marlin backs up
]
Bruce
: It's all right. I understand. [
turns away
]
Bruce
: Why trust a shark, right? [
quickly returns and snaps at Marlin and Dory, then laughs
]
b.
Dan Beame
: [
surrenders to police, as Pat Kramer returns home
] Arrest this man.
Policeman
: But you haven't done anything.
Dan Beame
: [
gives a firm look
] Trust me.
c.
[
last lines
]
Jimmy Hackett
: We goin' home?
Ty Hackett
: Yeah...
d.
Technical Adviser
: [
after losing her bra in "the heat of battle"
] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home.
Technical Adviser
: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.
Technical Adviser
: She'll just think it's hers.
Technical Adviser
: Don't be ridiculous.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
[
His bride-to-be tries to escape
]
Temujin
: I stole you. I will keep you. Before the sun sets you will come willingly to my arms.
b.
Onus
: There it is! Feast eyes and click heels if you got 'em!
c.
Paul Manning
: [
to wife
] Well if you think I'm going to stick about here just watching you be cheerful you've got another think coming!
d.
Nora
: [
Upon entering the Chinese restaurant
] It doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
Napoleon
: [
Thinking to himself as he gazes through the window
] Already the wild geese are flying south. What if we are trapped here through winter?
b.
[
Robin and Ahchoo are fighting royal soldiers
]
Ahchoo
: Time out! Sorry bad guys, but I am running out of air. Gotta get pumped. [
Ahchoo pumps his sneakers
]
Ahchoo
: OK honkies. Time in!
c.
Julia Sullivan
: What's going on here, Satch?
Satch
: Frank says that he talks to Johnny, little Johnny on the radio in the future, and this guy claims to be your son!
Julia Sullivan
: Well, I talked to him too, once. He's a cop.
Satch
: You talked to the guy on the radio?
d.
Ed Stander
: Deny, Deny, Deny!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
Slaughter
: Hey man, I don't buy no pussy.
b.
[
after playing out all possible outcomes for Global Thermonuclear War
]
Joshua
: Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken
: Hello, Joshua.
Joshua
: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
c.
[
the Fat Lady has finally let them into Gryffindor Tower; both Harry and Seamus are talking at the same time
]
Harry
: She's still doing it, after three years, I mean...
Seamus Finnegan
: I can't believe she still does that...
Harry, Seamus Finnegan
: [
together
] She can't even sing!
d.
Ed Stander
: Basic principle number one - never say you'll be where you can be proved not to be.
Paul Manning
: Boy oh boy it just gets more complicated.
Ed Stander
: Protecting your loved ones is hard work.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Guide for the Married Man (1967)?
a.
Carl Quigley
: [
knocks on door
]
Preston Waters
: [
runs to it
] Henry. I knew you'd come. [
opens it to see Juice, Quiqly, and Biederman, followed by a ghastly suspense sound
]
Carl Quigley
: Happy birthday little boy. I'm here to blow out your candles! [
the trio forces Preston inside the complex as Carl slams the door and then twists the key in the lock so hard he damages it!
]
Preston Waters
: [
panicking
]
Carl Quigley
: What's your hurry? Got a big check to cash?
b.
Ed Stander
: Basic Principle number one: Never, NEVER say you'll be where you can be found not to be.
c.
Tony Montana
: I didn't come to the United States to break my fucking back.
d.
Borat
: My wife is dead? [
long pause
]
Borat
: High five!
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