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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hitch (2005) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hitch (2005) - Part (5) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005).
About the movie:
While helping his latest client woo the fine lady of his dreams, a professional "date doctor" finds that his game doesn't quite work on the gossip columnist with whom he's smitten.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Tracy Flick
: You might think it upset me that Paul Metzler had decided to run against me but nothing could be further from the truth. He was no competition for me; it was like apples and oranges. I had to work a little harder, that's all, see I believe in the voters; they understand that elections aren't just popularity contests, they know this country was built by people just like me who work very hard and don't have everything handed to them on a silver spoon. Not like some rich kids who everybody likes because their fathers owns Metzlers cement and give them trucks on their 16th birthday and throw them big parties all the time. No, they don't ever have to work for anything. They think they can just all of a sudden one day out of the blue waltz right in with no qualifications what's so ever and try to take away what other people have worked very, very hard for their entire lives. No, it didn't bother me at all.
b.
Gino Marzzone
: Cesare, you gotta do me a favor. A personal favor for me. You gotta start respecting Johnny, the way you respect me. Capisce? Good, good. And you, Johnny. You gotta stop acting stupid. You gonna earn this respect that Cesare's gonna give. Capisce? Good, done!
c.
Robert
: What are you doing in my dad's coffin?
d.
Hitch
: What is the objective?
Albert
: [
softly
] Shock and awe.
Hitch
: That was shockingly awful. What is the objective?
Albert
: Shock and awe.
Hitch
: *What* is the *objective*?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Hitch
: Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you." "I like you." "I like you!"
b.
Helen North
: Frank, there's something I have to tell you before we go any further. I have eight children. [
sudden panic
]
Helen North
: Frank! We're on a cable car!
Frank Beardsley
: Of course.
Helen North
: I get sick on cable cars!
Frank Beardsley
: Well wait'll you hear what I have to tell you. I have TEN children.
Helen North
: Ten. TEN? Frank! Eight and ten is...
Frank Beardsley
: Ridiculous.
c.
Mia
: Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags please?
Joe
: No. The flags allow me to park anywhere. We keep the flags.
Mia
: Sorry, Joseph.
Joe
: You can call me, "Joe".
Mia
: "Joey"? [
Giggles
]
Joe
: [
Chuckles then abruptly turns serious
] No. Joe.
d.
The Producer
: Take a look at the first scene.
Michael Blanco
: Yes, I get it.
The Producer
: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco
: Yes.
The Producer
: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco
: Excuse me?
The Producer
: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco
: Yes.
The Producer
: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco
: Now?
The Producer
: Yes.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Aaron
: Big Red's a bitch, we all know that! Even she knows that!
b.
Bugsy Calhoune
: It's a set-up... It's a fucking set-up!
c.
Scott Calvin
: [
Going on a date
] A needlepoint sweater and a mini-van. I'll be back in about eight minutes.
d.
Hitch
: I just know that I want to be... miserable. Like, *really* miserable. But hey, if that's what it takes for me to be happy, then... wait, that didn't come out right.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Bea
: Spaceshuttle!
b.
Albert
: [
to Egon
] What was your name, Eggnog?
c.
Marianne Thornton
: The Romans believed this water would restore the dead to life.
Barbara Wilberforce
: [
looking at it, unimpressed
] Most pump water I've investigated works in the opposite direction.
d.
Julius Benedict
: The pavement was his enemy.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Gary
: Susan! What are you doing?
Susan
: I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Gary
: You said you were going to leave!
Susan
: All right, good news first. Roberta's not working with the greaseball.
Gary
: My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp.
Susan
: He's not a pimp. Problem is, he's probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she's me.
b.
Terri Fletcher
: With all the stuff that went on this afternoon, I almost forgot to give you your graduation present. [
hands Paul concert tickets
]
Paul Fletcher
: Three Days Grace?
c.
Sara
: Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?
Hitch
: Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?
Sara
: You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch
: Then you weren't listening.
Sara
: I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch
: Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance! [
host gestures for him to leave
]
Hitch
: Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
Speed Dating Guy
: Sir, let's go, now.
Hitch
: And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job! [
walks away
]
Sara
: Can you believe that guy?
Casey Sedgewick
: Actually... I do.
Sara
: [
dejectedly
] Me, too.
d.
Vashtar
: Listen to them, Vashtar! This is a funeral, but they're not sad. They almost seem as if they're happy
Vashtar
: The life they hope for in the future seems to mean more to them than their present life.
Vashtar's servant
: I wonder if any of them ever saw or spoke to someone living in the future.
Vashtar
: I don't think so, Mikka.
Vashtar's servant
: I'd rather enjoy this life. Mind you, the wine in the grave sounds like a good idea, but how do I know I'll be thirsty?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Hitch
: Do you know the definition of perseverance, Miss Melas?
Sara
: An excuse to be obnoxious?
Hitch
: Continuing a course of action without regard to discouragement, opposition or previous failure, over.
b.
Jesus
: When you do some act of charity, don't announce it with a flourish of trumpets as the heathen do in synagogues and in the streets. I tell you they do it just to win admiration from men. No, when you do some act of charity, don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing. Your good deed must be done in secret. [
everybody huddles together
]
Merrell
: [
to the camera
] It's a secret.
c.
Louisa Gayle
: You go to your church, I'll go to mine.
d.
P.A. Announcer
: Attention. Captain McIntyre will give a lecture on blood and fluid replacement in the mess hall at 0800... Uh, correction... at 021... At 9:00 this evening.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hitch (2005)?
a.
Ralphie as Adult
: I slowly began to realize that i was not going to be destroyed.
b.
Hawkeye
: Someday I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.
c.
Vance
: Okay, okay. How much will it cost me to stay out of this?
Sara
: I don't want money. I want a name.
Vance
: I don't know his name.
Sara
: Well what do you know?
Vance
: I know this. [
hands her Hitch's business card
]
Vance
: All this for a lousy lay. Are we satisfied?
Sara
: Almost. [
knees Vance in the crotch
]
d.
Auntie Em
: Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!
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