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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : School for Scoundrels (2006) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : School for Scoundrels (2006) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : School for Scoundrels (2006)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006).

About the movie: A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Dr. P: How many of you have self-help books? Okay, that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your self sucks!
b.		Det. Ramirez: [regarding CCTV photos of The Joker's bank heist] He can't resist showing us his face. Lt. James Gordon: What's he hiding under that make-up?
c.		Veal Chop: [talking to Same and Eddie about Hannah] I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.
d.		Man: Hey, DiNoble, what are you doin'? Tony: Thinkin'. Man: Thinkin' of what? Tony: Clean thoughts. Man: Then how come my dishes are dirty? Tony: Dirty? Man: Dirty. Tony: Well, them poor dumb little bastards. They never learned the power of positive thought. Man: I thought you said you was a dishwasher. Tony: I'm a dishwasher. [shouts to the sky] Tony: I am a dishwasher! My hands is permanently puckered!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Ormandy: Ooh, that's a good looking man. I can't keep my legs together. Telly: The sun rises and you can't keep your legs together.
b.		Eli Sunday: You are a stupid man, Abel. You let some come in here and walk all over us. You let him in, and do his work here, and you are a stupid man for what we could have had. Abel Sunday: I followed His word, Eli. I tried. Eli Sunday: You didn't do anything but sit down. You're lazy, and you're stupid. Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel. [Eli jumps across the table and slams Abel to the ground] Eli Sunday: Look what you've done, you stupid man! How did he come here, do you want to know? I know! Abel Sunday: Son, don't... Eli Sunday: Be quiet! Shut your mouth, Abel. It was your stupid son! It was Paul who told him to come here. I know it. He went to him, and he said "My stupid, weak father will give away his lots. Go and take him."-and you let it happen. [lets go of Abel] Eli Sunday: From a stupid father to a stupid son.
c.		Nicholson: You're an actor. Act, motherfucker.
d.		Roger: Who's the lion now, bitch!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		[from trailer] Lonnie: Why is everybody gotta be so freakin' stupid these days?
b.		The Blue Raja: I'm noy StabMan, I'm not KnifeyBoy, I'm the Blue Raja. Mr. Furious: [referring to the Blue Raja's costume] Yeah, that's another thing... why are you the Blue Raja? I mean, you've got green, you've got a little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but blue.
c.		[from trailer] Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch! Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan!
d.		Dr. Charles Decker: Konga! Put me down! Konga! Put me down! [line repeats several more times]

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Leon Phelps: My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.
b.		Lefty: A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.
c.		Carreen: I guess things like hands and ladies don't matter so much anymore.
d.		Dr. P: There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Becky: Congratulations, you are fat. Would you like a fat medal?
b.		Lt. Col. Frank Slade: You've been the sugar business for so long, you've forgetten the taste of real honey!
c.		Cooper: Did you ever know someone who said that we'd be wild and crazy and free and then you find out she'd been using the imperial 'we'?
d.		Dr. Dean Kahanna: What do you know about Paul? Sloane Howland: What do I know? I grew up with him! The King asks me what do I know about marriage, you ask me what do I know about Paul. What do I have to know? [he stares] Sloane Howland: All right Dean. Paul is no genius and he'll never set the world on fire like you might some day, but he sets me on fire!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		[from trailer] Officer Michaels: McLovin? Fogell: Yeah. Officer Michaels: Great name. Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue. Officer Michaels: 'Sounds like a sexy hamburger!
b.		Roger: What now, bitch?
c.		Jack Pumpkinhead: [Dorothy, Tik Tok, Bellina and Jack are all flying on the Gump] Mr. Gump, can't you fly any faster? Gump: Not unless one of you wants to jump off.
d.		Smiley: Truth was, Adam didn't trust the natives too far, and they didn't trust him too near.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Ian: Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome! I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks!
b.		Tim: Don't you ever tell me to get real. I know what fucking real is okay.
c.		George Kuffs: Now I hate to repeat myself, so, you're all under arrest, come out in front of the cars, and lay down on the ground or something. [glances at Ted] Ted Bukovsky: Yeah, that's good.
d.		Snake Plissken: [after threatening Brain with his machine gun] You always were smart, Harold. Brain: Just one thing, right now... don't call me Harold!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Siren #3: [regarding Sam while equipping him with his armor and identity disk] He's different.
b.		Dr. P: [to the class] If that's why you're here, then just get the fuck outta here.
c.		Phileas Fogg: [the Black Scorpion leader threatens him with his bracelet] Your threats do not frighten me, nor does your silly bracelet. [a blade pops out of the bracelet] Phileas Fogg: All right, it's not silly.
d.		[first lines] Aunt Stella Binford: [cynical tone] Eric! Get up! Well, lookie here. Mister Smart Mouth fell asleep with his nose buried in the screen again! Your one-eyed monster is gonna soften your eyes, much less rot your brain! You spend all your time day dreaming and watching those silly movies on the TV and on your projector.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Sir William Gull: One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century. Abberline: You're not going to see the twentieth century.
b.		Joe Gillis: So they were turning after all, those cameras. Life, which can be strangely merciful, had taken pity on Norma Desmond. The dream she had clung to so desperately had enfolded her.
c.		[repeated line] Dr. P: Lie, lie, and lie some more.
d.		Pete: Just fix it, Man, those cunts aren't going to wait all night.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: School for Scoundrels (2006)?
a.		Lesher: Manila. Dr. P specifically said manila. This is off-white. Roger: Sorry. Lesher: Sorry doesn't make it manila.
b.		Governer Jerry Haskins: A lonely breed... hard men, proud men... not too proud to cry or shed a tear. The living embodiment of the American cowboy tradition. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to honor this great native American son who gave his life for a cause so vital to us all, like so many great Americans before him had. As you can see, these truckers are going to start passing, paying their respects to their lost comrade, the Rubber Duck, in their Macks, their Jimmies, K-Whoppers, Fruitliners, garbage trucks, dump trucks and even limousines... Truckers all! From the covered wagons and trains to the 18-wheelers that keep this country alive... This controlled individualism made this cause so vital that I promise to take it to Washington and present it to the Senate myself.
c.		Ricky Coogan: I wonder if I they're still casting "Gremlins 3"...
d.		Jonathan: [after Alex asks why he collects family artifacts] I don't know, why does anybody do anything? It's just... something to do.

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