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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : History of the World: Part I (1981) - Part (7) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : History of the World: Part I (1981) - Part (7) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981).
About the movie:
From the dawn of man to the distant future, mankind's evolution (or lack thereof) is traced. Often ridiculous but never serious...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Doug Billings
: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?
Alan Garner
: Oh, really?
Doug Billings
: It's not easy.
Alan Garner
: Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.
Stu Price
: What?
Alan Garner
: He was a retard.
Doug Billings
: [
pronounces properly
] *RE*tard.
b.
Dr. Roger Bentley
: Archaeologists are underpaid publicity agents for deceased royalty.
c.
Stoned Soldier
: Do you care if it falls?
Stoned Soldier
: What?
Stoned Soldier
: The Roman Empire?
Stoned Soldier
: [
laughs
] Fuck it!
d.
Hawkeye Pierce
: Hot Lips, would you like to see these pictures of my kids?
Hotlips O'Houlihan
: I'm not the slightest bit interested.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Chief Monk
: Torquemada... do not implore him for compassion.Torquemada... do not beg him for forgiveness.Torquemada... do not ask him for mercy.Let's face it,you can't Torquemada anything!
b.
Edmond Dantes
: [
to Mondego after defeating him in a duel
] It was not my sword, Mondego, but your past that disarmed you!
c.
SSgt. Loyce
: Move it up until the private in front of you smiles.
d.
Sheriff Tom Quigby
: It's your neck, Lockhart. If you want a Christian funeral, you'd better leave some money with the undertaker.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Elliot
: You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake, and like nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you Boogster, and you can call me the Incredible Mr. E. You like that? I just made it up.
b.
Sherlock Holmes
: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion. [
Watson punches him in the face
]
c.
Wally Finnegan
: Kids a good target, though. He's gonna go far.
Mrs. Evelyn Dice
: Yeah, but he just might have to get towed the whole way.
d.
Marcus Vindictus
: Caladonia! Let's make their big head so hard!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Stretch
: [
the door knocks three times slowly
] That was fast. I... I believe it's for you, Doc. [
supernatural music plays as light starts to shine in the room. Dr. Harvey starts to answer it but looks back
]
Stinkie
: [
with Stretch
] Go. [
Dr. Harvey continues his way to the door. The music intensifies. When he opens the door, light shines in his face and he stares in awe
]
Dr. Harvey
: Amelia? [
the light and music fade as Fatso reveals himself in a red dress and makeup. He notices Dr. Harvey
]
Fatso
: MY MAN! [
he pulls him in for a kiss
]
Fatso
: MMMMMMMM-WAH! [
Dr. Harvey falls to the floor
]
Fatso
: Hmm. [
Fatso laughs smugly
]
b.
Ivy
: It won't ever happen again.
c.
Torquemada
: [
singing
] I asked 'em nicely! I said pretty please! They wouldn't convert, so I'll bang on their knees!
d.
Guy on Dock
: [
about Billy Baker
] Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
Harry Whitney
: My favorite combination.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Tom Jeffers
: That's my wife, you dumb cluck!
b.
Col. Feroud
: Why don't you do both? Take the money and kill me too.
Emir Hassan
: You want to die? Why do you want to die?
Col. Feroud
: I only want to arrange a truce. Cease fire for 24 hours, so that Syrians and Frenchmen can sit together.
Emir Hassan
: And what shall we discuss, the terms of our surrender?
Col. Feroud
: We can try to settle our differences according to the dignity of man.
Emir Hassan
: There is dignity in men who are willing to give their lives for what they believe in.
Col. Feroud
: Men needn't die to prove their dignity.
Emir Hassan
: You're asking me to surrender!
Col. Feroud
: I'm asking you to consider your people. An effort must be made. We must make some effort! Otherwise, we're not civilized men. Perhaps we'll fail and the war will go on, but at least we will have tried. That's all I want.
Emir Hassan
: Colonel, you are a fool.
Col. Feroud
: I come to talk of peace and understanding and you call me a fool?
Emir Hassan
: Yes, Colonel. I respect you, but you are a dreamer and a fool.
c.
Mrs. Caroline Drew
: Allen, maybe you can explain this.
Allen Drew
: Explain what, Aunt Caroline?
Betty Loring
: I want to break our engagement, Allen.
Allen Drew
: Oh.
Mrs. Caroline Drew
: Is that all you can say?
Allen Drew
: I'm sorry it had to happen this way, but I think Betty is right. It would be the best thing for both of us.
Mrs. Caroline Drew
: But why? I don't understand.
Col. Jasper Loring
: I'll tell you why. It's common gossip that Allen has become involved with an actress, that he spends most of his time with these low people of the theater! He's even talking about putting up money to produce a play for this creature!
d.
Marcus Vindictus
: The rest of you will run with Mucas! [
all soldiers start muttering 'ewwww'
]
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