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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : History of the World: Part I (1981) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : History of the World: Part I (1981) - Part (4) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981).
About the movie:
From the dawn of man to the distant future, mankind's evolution (or lack thereof) is traced. Often ridiculous but never serious...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson
: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about... [
checks his watch
]
Admiral Benson
: 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
b.
Gambol
: You're crazy.
The Joker
: I'm not. No, I'm not.
c.
Bearnaise
: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count de Monet
: At least I have them!
Bearnaise
: Bitch!
d.
Eric Matthews
: [
to John
] You think cancer is an excuse for what you do?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Max Landsberger
: Lesson No.4: the secret to survival here is never make a decision.
Jack Issel
: Never?
Max Landsberger
: Never. The minute you do, you're screwed.
b.
Roman Officer
: Seize him!
Josephus
: [
grabs crotch
] Seize *this*, honkus!
c.
Teddy
: What happened?
David
: I don't know.
Teddy
: I think we're in a cage.
d.
Arthur
: Any man who would be a knight and follow a king... follow me.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
[
running away from Vivian and Bernard
]
Tommy Corn
: I want my money back!
Albert Markovski
: Yeah, and if I weren't pro bono, I'd want MY money back!
b.
Brenda Starr
: [
after Mike continually insults Brenda as a cartoon, she comes to life
] I've had it! Who the heck do you think you are? For four months I've put up with your insults. Night after night! And I've had it up to here! [
Mike gasps in disbelief
]
Brenda Starr
: So bug off, buster!
c.
Dole Office Clerk
: I'm sorry, I'm on my wine break.
d.
Sunny
: [
looking for Aunt Josephine
] Aunt Jo!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Moses Baxter
: How much for the other stuff?
Alvy
: Ten C's. That's as high as I go.
Moses Baxter
: Yep, Alvy. You're as high as you're ever going to go. [
Mo hands the bills to Shades and they head for the door. Alvy sneers after them
]
Alvy
: Very funny. Can i help it if my mother picked up a dose in the big one?
Alvy
: [
calling after
] You just wait. All those years out in the zone? Your kids'll make me look like Narcissus!
b.
Monica
: We are supposed to be talking
Steve
: screaming: We are talking!
Monica
: No, we are not talking.
Steve
: Ok, we'll talk, talk!... talk! talk!
Monica
: screams: aaaah!
c.
Mrs. Shing
: [
Leaving message on the answering machine
] Hello, Viviea? This is your mother. Just calling to say hi. Hope your birthday good. Did Wil show up? Thought you may wanna talk after she leaves. Oh, maybe she's still there? Okay. Bye.
Wil
: Oh, my God. You talked to your mother about us?
Vivian Shing
: Yeah. So?
Wil
: "So"? Does she know we have sex?
Vivian Shing
: [
sighs
] No, Wil. She thinks we conjugate Latin verbs.
Wil
: Really?
d.
King Louis XVI
: [
sniffs cocaine into each nostril
] Everything's so green.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Mr. New
: You can put this gun in the hands of someone who can't shoot and he'll still blow a hole in your heart the size of a quarter.
b.
Tommy DeVito
: What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!" [
group laughs
]
Tommy DeVito
: I thought he was gonna shit!
c.
Walter Peck
: Shut these off. Shut these all off!
d.
Chief Monk
: Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
[
first lines
]
Technician
: Hey. Hey, hey, come here, take a look at this.
b.
Ira
: Of all the things you could say to me right now, "I lost her," Ralph, is gonna get the most teeth broken in your mouth.
Ralph
: Look, bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse shithole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrasment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira... [
he turns and sees Joan and Jack getting out of a car
]
Ralph
: You are luckiest son of a bitch that ever walked the face of the earth! She's here!
Ira
: She's there!
Ralph
: She's right here! She's walking towards the phone. She's with some guy. How do I know? She likes guys! So do you, maricon!
c.
Lee
: Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
James Carter
: I am a tourist, fool!
d.
Monsieur Rimbaud
: [
falls flat on face
] What fool put a carpet on the wall?
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Slannen the Elf
: [
rustling
] Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I *knew* this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest.
Benny
: [
a rabbit hops out of the bushes
] Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, *never*.
b.
Lee Chan
: Gosh, that's a pretty girl sitting with your friend!
Lieutenant Riggs
: That's his daughter Linda. She's got her nose so high in the air, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
c.
Pitt the Younger
: Is that the main course?
William Wilberforce
: No. It's the Duke of Clarence.
d.
Emperor Nero
: Here, wash this!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Talia
: [
after a girl gets her period for the first time
] That wasn't a period. That was an exclamation point.
b.
[
as Steve is leaving
]
Dorian Newberry
: Wait... [
Steve stops, turns back
]
Dorian Newberry
: You like Kurt Vonnegut?
Steve Clark
: I don't get it.
Dorian Newberry
: Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're *really* stupid.
c.
Big Joe
: Now when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated. Do you understand that?
d.
Roman Officer
: Do you know the penalty for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen? [
people in the crowd raise hands enthusiastically
]
Roman Officer
: Ok, you... you had your hand up first.
Man in crowd
: Death by torture!
Roman Officer
: No... You?
Man in crowd
: Crucifixion!
Roman Officer
: Wrong! You?
Man in crowd
: They shove a living snake up your ass!
Roman Officer
: Ah, no... but that's very creative!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
King Louis XVI
: Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!
b.
Ruby Williams
: What're you gonna do, shoot us all?
Woman
: You'll do!
Alice
: No! [
drops out of the ceiling and knocks the Woman's head against the floor
]
Ruby Williams
: Damn, she knocked that bitch cold!
Second man
: Look at her, what they doing to her in there?
c.
Jeff Blue
: See Mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking *this* one.
d.
Palo
: Chris?
Chris Jamison
: I'm over here
Palo
: [
Last lines
] Come to me
Chris Jamison
: No... you come to me
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: History of the World: Part I (1981)?
a.
Poppinjay
: [
muffled in to megaphone
] Pawn threatens bishop!
King Louis XVI
: What the hell did you say?
Poppinjay
: [
turning to King Louis XVI without removing the megaphone
] Pawn threatens bishop!
b.
TV Clip
: [
First Lines
] Neighbors bring food with death and flowers with sickness and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor. He brought us two soap dolls, a watch and chain, a knife, and our lives.
c.
Nora Diniro
: You see, you can talk when you want to.
d.
Edith
: Are you sorry for some of those things you said?
John Oldman
: I'm sorry I said them.
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