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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy, Texas (1999) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy, Texas (1999) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy, Texas (1999) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999).

About the movie: Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Oliver Rose: What the hell is wrong with you? Gavin: [cut to interior of Gavin's office] If you're with a woman for any length of time, eventually you'll ask her that question.
b.		[on the pronunciation of "phlegm"] Brian Roberts: P H is always pronounced as F, and, uh, you don't sound the G. Natalia Landauer: Then why are they putting the G, please? Brian Roberts: That's, that's a very good question, but rather difficult to explain. Sally: Try, Brian. Brian Roberts: Well, uh, it's just there. Natalia Landauer: So, Mr. Professor, you do not know? Brian Roberts: No. Natalia Landauer: Then I am sorry. I cannot help you.
c.		Marshal Nalhober: Well I'll be dipped.
d.		[spoken in Somali over a megaphone] Yousuf Dahir Mo'alim: This food is the property of Mohammad Farid Aidid, go back to your homes!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		[Bill Foster approaches the gang after they crashed] Bill Foster: You missed. [Foster picks up the UZI and shots to the car] Bill Foster: I missed too. [Foster threatens the gang member as he begs for his life. Foster shoots him in the leg] Bill Foster: There, you see? That's a Concept. [Picks up the gym bag with the guns] Bill Foster: Take some shooting lessons, asshole.
b.		Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Why did the armadillo cross the road? Harry Sawyer: Why? Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: [Holds up dead armadillo] It didn't. Look, see?
c.		Hotel clerk: There's no phone number, but I have a forwarding address. Jonathan Forbes: 241 Stoneybrook Road. Hotel clerk: Why yes sir. Jonathan Forbes: [slams counter] And you let her go. Hotel clerk: Well, it wasn't my place... Jonathan Forbes: No, it's my place, and I helped him pack.
d.		Bill Dodge: I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Ringo: Disco. Let's bounce.
b.		John Rawlins: [part of the prayer group] Lord, we stand before you this evening, to say thank you! And we thank you, father, for your grace, and your many blessings! Now I run off, leaving all my young uns and my kinfolk, in bondage. So I'm standing here this evening, heavenly father, to ask your blessings on all of us. So that if tomorrow is the great getting up morning, if that tomorrow we have to meet the Judgement Day, oh heavenly father, we want you to let our folks know that we died facing the enemy! We want 'em to know that we went down standing up! Amongst those that are fighting against our oppression. We want 'em to know, heavenly father, that we died for freedom! We ask these blessings in Jesus' name. Amen!
c.		The Dude: Who the fuck are you, man? Knox Harrington: [giggles] Oh, just a friend of Maudie's. The Dude: Yeah, a friend with a cleft asshole?
d.		Marshal Nalhober: Great googely moogely!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Dusty: Hey, uh... hey, Lefty. What did the elephant say to the naked man? Lefty: What'd he say? Dusty: It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?
b.		Marshal Nalhober: Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop. Sheriff Chappy Dent: Thank you.
c.		Mallory: I do. 'Til you and I die, and die, and die again. 'Til death do us part.
d.		Reverend Coot: [Declan is pushing Coot up to be killed by Rawhead Rex] No, no, no! Declan, wait! Think, think! He doesn't care about you! When it's finished, what will it do with you? Declan O'Brien: Kill me... I HOPE! Reverend Coot: Declan, please! For the love of God! Declan O'Brien: Get upstairs, fuckface! I can't keep God waiting!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets. Harry Sawyer: Traveling midget tailors? Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Yeah, ya think? Harry Sawyer: No.
b.		Angela: Goodbye, George. [half-turns away and then looks back] Angela: Seems like we always spend the best part of our time just saying goodbye.
c.		Doorman: Name? Fletch: Ah... Irwin M Fletcher. Irwin Mahatma Fletcher. Doorman: Address? Fletch: 7.
d.		Ken: You from the States? Jimmy: Yeah. But don't hold it against me. Ken: I'll try not to... Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Sally: Ruby, I'm home. Ruby Diamon: Well, it's about time. My supper's almost ruined. Did you get groceries? Sally: They're outside. Ruby Diamon: Oh, that blond lady was back up at the house again today. You know, the one who has the pointy titties? Her and some guy I didn't know were looking around. Sally: Shit, why didn't you say something? Ruby Diamon: I just did. Sally: The blond lady is obviously Cynthia Prescott. That bitch is gonna be trouble. Ruby Diamon: Trouble like here in River City? Sally: No. Harvey Fucking Benton trouble. He's been building, and building, and working his way towards us like a swarm of locusts. Little Miss Barbie Doll is his calling card. Ruby Diamon: Well, fuck a furry duck. Sally: Ruby! Don't talk like that! You should never fuck farm animals. It'll rot your twinky off and make you smell funny.
b.		Perry: Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
c.		Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: You don't think I know what you're doin', do you? Goin' to the banker lady's house for popcorn and pillow talk. Goin' huntin'. What did you do tonight? Did you go someplace nice for dinner? Did you have a few drinks? Hmm? You don't think I'd like to get out some night or have a nice meal? Spend one night not thinkin' about the girls? You know what I did tonight? I'll tell you what I did. I spent it right here [slaps sewing machine] Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: tryin' to figure out if slip-stitchin' or bastin' is the best way to put on a sparkly heart. Because you know what? I don't know how. [gasps] Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: The pageant judges are gonna be here tomorrow. Madison's not gotten all the way through her song. The numbers are all over the place. Nobody can keep the beat. And I'm scared to death that Jensy is gonna drop her [fire] Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: baton and fry like a Buddhist monk!
d.		Alfred: You don't have to be a genius to figure out they going to come after you for this. Tristan: Yeah. Alfred? Alfred: Yeah? Tristan: I want to ask you to watch over my children. Watch over Samuel. Alfred: Brother, it will be an honor.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Dr. Royer-Collard: You know how I define idealism, Monsieur Delbenet? Youth's final luxury.
b.		Paul: Okay, well, I'll see you at the "I've peaked and I'm kidding myself" party.
c.		Adam Chance: You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? Apple pie and all that jazz? Well, it's my job to keep the pie on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!
d.		Marshal Nalhober: [about Sheriff Dent] That is one big dick cop.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Sheriff Chappy Dent: Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in.
b.		Priest on Street: There are signs everywhere.
c.		Darald: God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
d.		Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis? Brody: What happened? Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Frankie: Cheerleaders: They call us the goody goody two shoes/ We're here to cheer you with the good news/ That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N/ That's ten out of ten!
b.		Cecilia: [voiceover, reading from her diary] The trees, like lungs, filling with air. My sister - the mean one - pulling my hair.
c.		[to Josephine through the prison fence] Harry Sawyer: Don't make me come after you, they'll shoot me!
d.		Floyd: We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy, Texas (1999)?
a.		Arvilla: [driving beside Emmett L. Johnson's rig] Hmmph. Wonder what the "L" stands for. Margene: Luscious. Arvilla: [laughs] Oh! Carol: Loser.
b.		Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be? Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex... Harry Sawyer: What? Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.
c.		Katie: By the way, how do you know she isn't here? Calbury: She? Katie: The girl the Evening News said you were going to marry? Calbury: Oh, yes. I saw that. Me and Penelope Fitzdouglas. Isn't it ridiculous? Katie (annoyed): Sidesplitting.
d.		Alfred 'Kappy' Kapstetter: So. We take off the clown's happy face and see tears underneath. Sophie Cantaro: Don't, Kappy. Alfred 'Kappy' Kapstetter: You leave a man's career like a bag of broken glass, and you say, "Don't, Kappy"?

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