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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (3) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993).
About the movie:
A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Dr. Weinstein
: Please don't insult me when I'm trying to insult you.
b.
Mr. Rate
: That's how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll they were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.
Nick Memphis
: You know this for a fact?
Mr. Rate
: Still got the shovel...
c.
Stuart Mackenzie
: Alright, we have a piper who's down. It's alright, he's just pissed. We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down!
d.
Cletus
: [
after showing Cargill a trick with his thumb
] You want to know how I do it?
Russ Cargill
: Four generations of inbreeding?
Cletus
: [
Flattered
] Oh, you.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Stuart Mackenzie
: HEED! PANTS! NOW!
b.
Lola
: Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets / And little man, little Lola wants you!
c.
Gabe
: This much I know firsthand - love hurts.
d.
Armand
: My cemetery's in Key Biscayne. It's one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa's really shit. [
sigh
]
Armand
: What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Sherry Parker
: Dre, what happened?
Dre Parker
: We moved to China! That's what happened!
b.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
c.
[
Groot complains about the dust
]
Groot Nadine
: Bet I ate ten pounds in the last sixteen days. Before this shenanigan is over, I'll probably eat enough land to incorporate me in the Union. The state of Groot.
d.
[
Toni has fallen heavily
]
Roy Rogers
: Are you hurt - I hope?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Victor Melling
: I knew I'd never get you here, unless you had the chance to shoot someone.
b.
Claude Lacombe
: Mr. Neary, what do you want?
Roy Neary
: I just want to know that it's really happening.
c.
Jacopo
: Once again, Zatarra, God sees you out of the corner of His eye.
d.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Come, let us dance like children of the night!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Charlie Mackenzie
: I'm smitten. I'm in deep smit.
b.
Michael
: I love my ears. I love my nose. I love myself.
c.
Noodles
: What does Bailey want from me?
Deborah Gelly
: You came to ask me that?
Noodles
: Why'd he send me an invitation?
Deborah Gelly
: I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! Why should I know about your invitations? What do you want? Why did you come here? I know nothing! I know nothing!
Noodles
: Now you're a lousy actress...
d.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
: [
shouting down into the vault
] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard
: [
calling back up
] You'll have to give me your authorization password! [
Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle
]
Vault Guard
: Uh... okay!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
[
to Margie
]
Ray Charles
: You know what they're saying about me? Said I lost something. Said I've gone middle-of-the-road. They might as well say the same thing about you. You were the soul of this band, now every time you're around you're just drunk. The drunk soul of a blind junkie. What a lovely couple.
b.
Charlie Mackenzie
: How many people have you brutally murdered?
Harriet Michaels
: Well, brutal's a very subjective word. I mean, what's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else.
c.
Birdie
: The bed looks like a dead animal act.
d.
Joyce Brabner
: Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster?
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Marty
: [
Marty picks up the cloth
] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow
: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.
b.
Tom Evans, Archeologist
: [
pointing to the hieroglyphs on the tomb wall
] The design alternates with the symbols of life and death.
Charlie Chan
: Story of man very short. [
alternately pointing to the symbols
]
Charlie Chan
: Life... death... life... death. Am reminded of ancient sage Confucious [
extending his arms out to suggest length
]
Charlie Chan
: who write, 'From life to death is reach of man.'
c.
Dr. Daniel Jackson
: I smell like a yak!
d.
Tony Giardino
: Excuse me sir, I'm with the San Francisco police department, this is official police business. I would like to commandeer this vehicle!
Commandeered Driver
: No.
Tony Giardino
: What do you mean, "no"?
Commandeered Driver
: I happen to know for a fact that you don't have the right to commandeer my vehicle.
Tony Giardino
: Please, can I commandeer this vehicle?
Commandeered Driver
: No.
Tony Giardino
: You're just - you're just not going to bend on this commandeering thing are you?
Commandeered Driver
: No.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Day-Day
: You oughta be nervous. You a black cop.
b.
Addison DeWitt
: That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability. But that in itself is probably the reason: You're an improbable person, Eve, and so am I. We have that in common. Also our contempt for humanity and inability to love and be loved, insatiable ambition, and talent. We deserve each other.
c.
Charlie Mackenzie
: I'm afraid you're gonna ki - leave me.
Harriet Michaels
: That I'm gonna cleave you?
d.
[
about his grandmother
]
Chris
: Look at you in your black dress. Your fancy jewels. Your pinched face. We're not afraid of you! We laugh at you! Do you hear that? We laugh!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Iona
: Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.
b.
Bonnie
: I was kissed by a Spaniard once... now look at me!
c.
Adam
: One little change has a ripple effect and it effects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere.
Jacob
: Yes exactly. You step on the bug and the fucking internet is never invented.
Lou
: Oh then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.
Jacob
: Yeah. No. I was more concerned about bigger consequences like not being born.
Lou
: Yeah. No. I don't care about that.
d.
Stuart Mackenzie
: Let's get pissed!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Max Murphy
: Did Bobby Goldman put you up to this?
b.
Kirby
: Your packet has tickets in it, and there's your badge number.
Richard
: Okay.
Kirby
: Is there anything else?
Richard
: Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home around here?
c.
Athos
: To die among friends. Can a man ask more? Can the world offer less? Who wants to live 'till the last bottle is empty? It's all-for one, d'Artagnan, and one for all.
d.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Woman! Woah-man! Wooaahhhhh-man! We had love, not just sex. Is she Mrs. X? I had to run for my life... Jane, get me off of this crazy thing called love.
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