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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Funny People (2009) - Part (4) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Funny People (2009) - Part (4) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009).
About the movie:
When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship cause him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Lieutenant General James Longstreet
: Some of the men are waiting for us now up ahead over those ridges. I don't know, I sometimes feel troubled. Those fellows, those boys in blue, they never quite seem like the enemy. I used to command some of those boys, swore an oath too.
b.
Dr. Lars
: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons
: Yes I do.
c.
Jeanine Pettibone
: You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.
d.
Art Selwyn
: [
after witnessing the indoor swimming pool being purchased
] Club house is closed, Gentlemen.
Joseph Finley
: Maybe they could give us permission to use the pool. We could pay them something.
Art Selwyn
: It wouldn't be fun if we had permission.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Duke de Lorca
: Tell me, Don Juan, do you hire men to spread the words of your romantic conquests.
Don Juan
: No, Your Excellency, that's a service that's always been done for me free of charge.
Duke de Lorca
: You have a ready tongue. It's a pity it's been used in such idle pursuits.
Don Juan
: A matter of opinion, Your Grace. Some men prefer the conquest of beauty to the conquest of the throne.
b.
[
about Hampton Roth
]
Summer Hartley
: He died last year. You heard?
Will Hayes
: I read about it in the Times. Died in his office. Heart attack?
Summer Hartley
: Yeah.
Will Hayes
: I always imagined that he'd make a more theatrical exit.
Summer Hartley
: What they didn't say was he was on the couch with the dean's daughter.
c.
George Simmons
: You're my best friend, and I don't even like you.
d.
Victor, Filmstage Director
: Acting is acting like you're *not* acting.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Air Marshal Kutuzov
: You had considered, First Secretary, that this could all be an elaborate bluff by the Americans to distract us from looking to the north, while this single aircraft attempts to escape to the south?
First Secretary
: No, Kutuzov, the Americans are simply paying the price for too many years of softness - paying with an act of desperation such as this one.
Air Marshal Kutuzov
: You are absolutely certain?
First Secretary
: I am certain. They know the potential of this aircraft; they know what it means. I would imagine that, had our positions been reversed, we might have acted similarly.
b.
Leo
: I just came back from the new Harry Potter movie. Harry's getting old. They should start calling him Harold Potter.
c.
Ivy
: Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners. Might as well be me.
Paulie
: What's wrong with my manners?
d.
Lt. Jim Bledsoe
: If you should fail, and somehow come out of this alive, there won't be a desk small enough for you this time.
Commander Richardson
: That's strange, Jim. I never even thought of failing.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
T.S. Quint
: Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The customer is always right?"
Shannon Hamilton
: Let me tell you something. Let me give you a little secret, okay. [
yells it right in T.S.' ear
]
Shannon Hamilton
: The customer is always an asshole!
b.
Jonas
: A twelve-gauge, double-barreled, grenade-launcher of LOVE!
c.
Speed
: Every town had somebody who thinks he's tough as a nickel steak; but, they all come to old Speed for the do-re-mi.
d.
George Simmons
: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita
: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Chuck
: You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny.
b.
[
during a tryst with Charlotte, she tells him she's sixteen
]
Blue Boy
: I like that you're so young. It gives us more time to be together. [
kisses her
]
c.
[
after doing a hit on a commuter train
]
Tommy
: How these people do it every day?
"Cucumber" Frank de Marco
: It's like fuckin' sardines!
d.
Jim
: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo
: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Lieutenant DiMaggio
: What did you and Merkle argue about last Monday night?
Georgia Merkle
: It's all right. Tell them, darling.
Lou Peckinpaugh
: Don't call me darling in front of the police with a dead husband.
b.
Rosencrantz
: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?
Guildenstern
: No.
Rosencrantz
: Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never *know* you were in a box, would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. I mean, you'd be in there forever, even taking into account the fact that you're dead. It isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off, "I'm going to stuff you in this box. Now, would you rather be alive or dead?" naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well, at least I'm not dead. In a minute somebody is going to bang on the lid, and tell me to come out." [
bangs on lid
]
Rosencrantz
: "Hey you! What's your name? Come out of there!"
Guildenstern
: [
long pause
] I think I'm going to kill you.
c.
Cole
: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
Woman
: Why?
Cole
: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it. [
Woman turns
]
Cole
: Thank you.
d.
George Simmons
: Don't say ASAP.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Mick
: [
pressuring Alby to rape Jennifer
] Stick it Alby! Are you queer?
b.
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney
: [
Bobby gets thrown out of a psychic office
] Did you learn anything?
Bobby
: Yeah, I learned I can bounce!
c.
George Simmons
: Don't say chilling.
d.
Shakes' Father
: [
to Shakes' mother
] I buried one fucking wife, I can bury another.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
George Simmons
: Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.
b.
Zane Ziminski
: Here's a tip: If you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.
c.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
: Whatever he is after, it isn't peace.
d.
Bernice
: You know it's very difficult being a beautiful woman, men just never leave you alone.
Greg Nolan
: You won't believe this, but I'm leaving you alone.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
Carl Evello
: Look Mike, I like you. I like the way you handle yourself. You seem like a reasonable man. Why don't we make a deal. What's it worth to you to drag your considerable talents back to the gutter you crawled out of.
b.
Vera Donovan
: I want my china pig!
Dolores Claiborne
: Which one? There's only about two-hundred of 'em.
c.
Man recommending a motel
: [
walking into the cheap motel
] Clean sheets every day they tell me.
Johnny Morrison
: How often do they change the fleas?
d.
Leo
: I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Funny People (2009)?
a.
George Simmons
: Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart.
b.
Cleopatra
: How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library? Play conqueror all you want, Mighty Caesar! Rape, murder, pillage thousands, even millions of human beings! But neither you nor any other barbarian has the right to destroy one human thought!
c.
Terry Sheridan
: You wanted to find the Shay-Ling. The only way to get into their place is as their prisoners.
Lara Croft
: Hmm. You might have told me that little gem before.
d.
Leila
: What if he's innocent?
Agent Rogersz
: No one is innocent.
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