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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : VAmL (2009) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : VAmL (2009) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: VAmL (2009).
About the movie:
After being bitten by a Vampire during a one night stand, Annie and her friend Gina are forced to survive in a world of Vampires, Witches, Demons... And the occasional Ax Murderer.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: VAmL (2009)?
a.
Imp
: You guys are so funny. Anyway, for the real reason I'm here. I give you- [
Unveils sword
]
Imp
: -The Slayer Slayer.
Robin
: The what?
Imp
: The Slayer Slayer. This sword was forged over a thousand years ago for a Vampire named Darius to kill the feared Slayer named Gregor the Righteous. Since then this sword has been used by powerful vampire lords to kill Slayers. Of course, it really isn't called the Slayer Slayer but I've forgotten the name. It's something Latin, so fuck it.
Seth
: What's the catch?
Imp
: The what?
Seth
: The catch.
Imp
: None. I am loaning the sword to you free of charge or favor.
Seth
: Bullshit.
Imp
: OK. Fine. I want to watch. You know how I love violence, vengeance and vulgarity so.
Seth
: [
Hesitates
] Deal.
b.
Susanna
: [
narrating
] Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.
c.
Raoul Duke
: We should get some of that.
Dr. Gonzo
: Some of what?
Raoul Duke
: Extract of pineal. Just eat a big handful and see what happens.
Dr. Gonzo
: Shit, that's a good idea. One whiff of that stuff will turn you into something out of a goddamn medical encyclopedia... [
Duke tripping sees Gonzo turn into Satan
]
Raoul Duke
: Beautiful fucking tits, man!
Dr. Gonzo
: Your head will swell up like a watermelon... you'll gain about a hundred pounds in two hours...
Raoul Duke
: Great!
Dr. Gonzo
: Grow claws... bleeding warts...
Raoul Duke
: Yes!
Dr. Gonzo
: And then you notice about six huge hairy tits swelling up on your back.
Raoul Duke
: Fantastic!
Dr. Gonzo
: You'll go blind... your body will turn to wax... they'll have to put you in a wheelbarrow... and when you scream for help, you'll sound like a raccoon. [
returns to normal
]
Dr. Gonzo
: Man, I'll try just about anything, but I'd never in hell touch a pineal gland.
d.
Penny
: The water's coming in. Please pull me up!
Madame Medusa
: Not until you get the diamond!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: VAmL (2009)?
a.
Olivia Wenscombe
: I *have* fallen in love with him, Robert.
Robert Angier
: Then I know how hard this has been for you.
b.
Duke de Lorca
: Next time I shall cut you deeply.
Don Juan
: Next time I shall wear my old clothes.
c.
Jake
: [
Filtered on Answering Machine
] Hi, you've reached Jake and Mittens.
Joe
: JAKE! You fat retarded fuck. What the fuck was that? Mittens? Who the hell calls their cat Mittens? That's like calling your dog Rover or your cock Dick. Think of creative names like Roast beef, Grimace or Cum Dumpster. [
pause
]
Joe
: Anyway, we have a job for you. It's pretty easy and the pay is excellent. Go to Independence Park, second bench. A package will be taped under there with half the cash up front and all the details. Obviously you're not home so I'll try your cell phone. And change your fucking mess- [
Beep
]
Jake
: [
Whispered
] Why you'd have to bite daddy Mittens?
d.
John D. Hackensacker III
: You don't marry someone you just met the day before; at least I don't.
Princess Centimillia
: But that's the only way, dear. If you get to know too much about them you'd never marry them.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: VAmL (2009)?
a.
Gale
: I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
b.
Heather
: [
to camera Carrie is holding
] Hasta la vista mutha f...
Carrie
: Stop!... with the rhyming!
c.
Finn McMissile
: My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater
: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
d.
Robin
: Go to Colt State Park.
Xander
: Why?
Robin
: Because, apparently, Joe is chasing the two little lesbians down somewhere around there.
Xander
: Chasing them on foot?
Robin
: Yeah.
Xander
: Why?
Robin
: For a dramatic chase sequence. How the fuck should I know?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: VAmL (2009)?
a.
McBunny
: Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.
Christophe
: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Eenie
: I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for!
Meenie
: We're done!
McBunny
: Quiet!
b.
Natalie Van Miter
: Memory is a very unreliable organ. Trust me Car, it's right up there with the penis.
c.
Gina
: Now that is one fucking hot librarian.
Lynn
: This is a library. Shh.
Gina
: What? I'm just saying?
Lynn
: I know. But you are supposed to be quiet in a library.
d.
O'Dell
: God's honest truth, Homer. What are the chances... a bunch of kids from Coalwood... actually winning the national science fair?
Homer
: A million to one, O'Dell.
O'Dell
: That good? Well, why didn't you say so?
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