Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983).

About the movie: The comedy group Firesign Theatre satirizes the old Saturday afternoon cliffhangers by taking clips from many Republic Pictures serials and substituting their own comedy dialogue.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		The Bride: You want to come to the wedding? Bill: Only if I can sit on the bride's side. The Bride: You'll find it a bit lonely on my side. Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
b.		Larry: Well if anyone would know you were pulling your hips out early it'd be Annie.
c.		[complimenting Captain Smokestopper's costume] Butt Buster: They're bitchin' threads. Guess you have to beat off the girls. Captain Smokestopper: Nah, I handle myself.
d.		[first lines] John: The kind of people who become successful stuntmen and stuntwomen share some very important character qualities. The work we do can be a lot of fun; it's never a game. Listen up: if you're just a split second off in your timing, you can get yourself killed or someone else killed.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		[speaking to God, who is a beautiful blonde woman] Archangel Gabe: Look, we gotta modernize, and that's why we made a pin-up like you God. Right, Jerry? Jerry, the Ex-God: Right. I was God when old men were happening. And though that scam lasted for 5,000 years, these Californicates are youth-oriented.
b.		Rocky Balboa: You know your kid sorta resembles ya. He's got that thick Irish hair, you know. Marie: ...Yeah it's the other one. [Rocky looks at the dark skinned one] Rocky Balboa: ...Yeah? Marie: His father was from Jamaica. Rocky Balboa: Jamaica... European... Was you on a cruise ship or somthin' ? Marie: [smiles] Not exactly.
c.		Eve White: I didn't do it. I'd die before I'd hurt Bonnie. Dr. Luther: Why do you suppose Ralph says those things if they aren't true?
d.		Juno MacGuff: [voice over] When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Archangel Gabe: [thinking] I've got plans for this dump, and no ditzy diety's gonna stop me! Jerry, the Ex-God: [thinking] I don't trust that bozo's interior monologues.
b.		Rory: You're a stupid man, Mr. Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You're forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That's a mistake.
c.		Dexter: There you are, Ed. Um, can I sit here? Ed: On my lap? Dexter: No, man. I'll just sit down right next to you.
d.		Sister Rebeka: I am Sister Rebeka. It just want to big three simple rules to your attention before we start our journey. Toorop: We? I'm here to pick up one girl. Sister Rebeka: Where ever she goes, I go. That is rule number 1. Rule number 2, the less contact she has with the outside world, the better. You're here to protect her from outside influences. That includes seeing, hearing, and feeling. Toorop: Now it's a harsh world out there, sister. Sister Rebeka: I know. That is why we live in here. Toorop: Aw shit, okay, what's your third rule? Sister Rebeka: No foul language. Do we have an agreement? Toorop: You listen to my one and only rule - don't fuck with me. Or I'll leave you standing in the middle of no where with nothing but your ass to sell to get back here, your perfect world. Do we have an agreement?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Agent Kathryn Smith: You know when I was your age, I knew a girl just like Victoria. Ashley Parker: Really? Agent Kathryn Smith: Yeah, there's always a girl like Victoria. Anyway, I wanted to be in her group so badly that I stopped doing all the things I wanted to do to do things she wanted to do. Ashley Parker: Let me guess: But you were totally miserable because you weren't being true to yourself. Agent Kathryn Smith: No, I was so popular it was a blast! But... I wasn't being me. I was being who they wanted me to be. And that's not good.
b.		Jerry, the Ex-God: [thinking] This is a great time for an interior monologue. Wish I had something to say.
c.		Skip Skipperton: Do you know how I spend my every single solitary moment? Dr. Mumford: Jerking off? Skip Skipperton: No, that's a good guess though!
d.		Diane: If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money. Well Kansas your mom only shoot a guy.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Phoebe Titus: Mr. Oury, am I hearing you right? Are you talking about giving Arizona back to the Indians? Grant Oury: That's one way of saying it, Phoebe. Judge Bogardus: Like Oury says, it's better to leave what we built here than get our bones picked clean by buzzards. Phoebe Titus: What did you ever build?
b.		Tom Stansfield: I appreciate all your help, but could you make sure that your friends stay out of the house? Audrey Bennett: All of them or just the colored guy? Tom Stansfield: No, all of them. Audrey Bennett: Oh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.
c.		[over a shot of a map labelled "Alcana," on the border of Alaska and Canada] Narrator: Alcana! A thin town on the dotted line between Mexico and Israel!
d.		Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar? Elderly woman: Change? No I'm sorry, I don't. Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar? Elderly woman: Of course. Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Rick: Let me get this straight, they ripped out your guts and they stuffed them in jars? Evelyn: And they take out your heart as well. Oh, and you know how they took out your brains? Jonathan: Evy, I don't think we need to know this Evelyn: They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils. Rick: Ooh, that's got to hurt. Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this. Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification. Jonathan: Likewise.
b.		Captain Kiddy: What have you got to show me? Captain Kiddy's Scientist: You're probably going to pretend to hit me when I tell you. [Captain Kiddy raises his hand as if to strike him, then stops] Captain Kiddy's Scientist: You see?
c.		Diamond: Make the money, don't let it make you.
d.		Legless Man: I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs...

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Mick: Yeah, I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.
b.		[fleeing from a flood of Silly Putty] Barbie: If that Silly Putty hits us, it'll bounce our brains out! Ken: That shouldn't bother you any.
c.		Howard McLaughlin: Dad. Rob McLaughlin: Don't. Howard McLaughlin: I'm sorry. I really screwed up. Rob McLaughlin: Look at me. You're a good man. Howard McLaughlin: Yes sir. Rob McLaughlin: Now just stay with your mother. Howard McLaughlin: Yes sir.
d.		Blake: Don't you worry, 'cause you know what I'm gonna do? Fenderbaum: What? Blake: I'm gonna take this car, and I'm gonna turn so that I block the whole highway sideways. And when they come, they're gonna have a choice, either to ditch it, or ram right straight into us. Fenderbaum: Yeah. Yeah. Ditch it or... ram STRAIGHT INTO US? Blake: Yup.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Brett Starr: [thinking he is Shotgun Cassidy, Mayor Keeler has appointed Brett as Sheriff of Tombstone] Keeler says the surviving Carsons are a pack of cutthroats. Judge Gabby Whittaker: No! Brett Starr: Yeah. Judge Gabby Whittaker: What are you gettin' all prettied up for? Brett Starr: I'm goin' callin' on the Carsons. Judge Gabby Whittaker: Ain't that a mite dangerous? Brett Starr: From Keeler's description, it'll be downright perilous. Judge Gabby Whittaker: Hmm. Gives me the shivers to think of it. Brett Starr: The leader is a killer of the worst kind. Stands five foot tall, over 70, white hair and wears a little bonnet on top of it. Judge Gabby Whittaker: I'm goin' along... just for the shivers.
b.		Butt Buster: [after fighting the Nazi smokers] Herr Fatso couldn't handle his smoke. Captain Smokestopper: And I handle myself. You're talking to Captain Smokestopper. Butt Buster: Really? You're putting me on! Captain Smokestopper: I'll prove it. This is the ring I got for not smoking in the bathroom at St. Nicotine's...just like yours. That's right, Butt. Captain Galvoiser told us all about you. Butt Buster: And I read all about YOU in the "Straight People's Weekly," didn't I? Captain Smokestopper: I wrote the story, and I took the picture in one of those booths for a quarter. And I named myself Captain Smokestopper, so I'd never forget to remember my name.
c.		Mark Van Doren: Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
d.		Rudy, Lawyer: [Meeting Bruce and Henry after Henry's recovery] Hi, Henry! I'm Rudy! [Leans close to Henry's face] Rudy, Lawyer: Rooooo-deeee! [Leaves] Henry: What's the matter with him? Bruce, Henry's Partner: He's an asshole. Henry: Oh.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Police Insp. Jim Fowler: I'll admit mister that I've heard stories that make less sense than that. [pause] Police Insp. Jim Fowler: They happen to be true.
b.		[singing, after Barbie shoots Captain Kiddy] Captain Kiddy's Scientist: You killed the pirate with his own toy gun!
c.		Narrator: During the conversation, an awkward moment occurred.
d.		Cain: Am I my brother's keeper?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts' (1983)?
a.		Agent Steve Bishop: Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar. The Director: Well, what is it? Agent Steve Bishop: It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain.
b.		Penny Lane: I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come? William Miller: Yes! Yeah. Penny Lane: Are you sure? William Miller: Ask me again. Penny Lane: Do you wanna come? William Miller: Yes! Yes.
c.		[having captured an anti-smoking resistance fighter] German Commandant: This man is Butt Buster. Corporal Galvoiser: Quoi? German Commandant: Can you say 'Butt Buster'? Corporal Galvoiser: [heavy French accent] Bu-u-utt Bustair? German Commandant: Huh. Guess you can't.
d.		[Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple and are discussing their businesses] Wendell: My family's been in manure for three generations. Max Burdett: No shit.

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