Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Camp (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Camp (2003) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003).

About the movie: After a series of Broadway flops, songwriter Bert Hanley (Dixon) goes to work at a musical camp for young performers. Inspired by the kids, he finds an opportunity to regain success by staging an altogether new production.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Tobin Keller: What are you not telling me? Silvia Broome: What are you accusing me of? Tobin Keller: How do you feel about Zuwanie, never mind "I don't care for him"? Silvia Broome: I feel disappointment. Tobin Keller: That's a lover's word. What about rage? Of all the people that I've looked into since this thing started, the one with the darkest Zuwanie history is you. It was his landmines that killed your... Silvia Broome: Shh!
b.		[first lines] Qui-Gon Jinn: Captain. Radiant VII captain: Yes, sir? Qui-Gon Jinn: Tell them we wish to board at once. Radiant VII captain: [to communication device] With all due respect, the ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately. Nute Gunray: [on view screen] Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal and we'd be happy to receive the ambassadors.
c.		Mary: Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.
d.		Vlad: Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality? Michael: What? You mean sleep with a straight guy? What for?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Michael: [after Vlad kisses his girlfriend, Julie] I give up!
b.		Sam Daniels: Why don't you just for once take a chance? Robby Keough: You know what, Sam, I did, I married you.
c.		Juno: Okay, have you been studying the manual? Adam: Well, we tried. Juno: The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all. Get them out yourselves. It's your house. Haunted houses aren't easy to come by. Barbara: Well, we don't quite get it. Juno: [knowingly] I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you. Adam: We should start more simply then? Juno: Start simply, do what you know, use your talents, practice. You should've been studying those lessons since day one.
d.		Lazlo Hollyfeld: How did you do? Chris Knight: How'd I do? I passed! But I failed! Yeah! Lazlo Hollyfeld: Well then I'm happy and sad for you.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Bridget Jones: [Diary] Oh God, I'm very worried. What if someone says, "Bridget Jones get out of here, you are ridiculous"?
b.		Stephen Falken: Are either of you paleontologists? I'm in desperate need of a paleontologist. Jennifer: No, we're high school students. Stephen Falken: Pity.
c.		Jill: Are you new? Fritzi: No, I was here last year. Don't you remember me? [on her negative] Fritzi: We were in 'Night, Mother together.
d.		Shirley Wershba: Name me another wife who reminds her husband to take off his wedding band before he goes to the office.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Director: Now, do it again. And try not to screw up the blocking this time, eyes, eyes, nostrils, silent scream! Jenna: I have to go to the bathroom. Director: Piss in the dumpster! Again!
b.		State Senator John Briggs: It's time to root them out. Tom Ammiano: And how are you going to determine who's a homosexual? State Senator John Briggs: My bill outlines procedures for identifying homosexuals. Tom Ammiano: How? Will you be sucking them off?
c.		Organ Donor Stu: What is wrong with my neck? Doctor: You broke it, you're an organ donor!
d.		Bruce Wayne: Who is he? [implying the man imprisoned in a wooden cage] Henri Ducard: He was a farmer. Then he tried to take his neighbor's land and became a murderer. Now he is a prisoner. Bruce Wayne: What'll happen to him? Henri Ducard: Justice. Crime can not be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Perry White: [Explaining to Lois Lane why she must write an article on the return of Superman, rather than a massive power outage] Three things sell this newspaper: Tragedy, sex, and Superman. These people have had enough tragedy, and we all know you can't write worth a damn about sex.
b.		Police radio voice unit F-7: [voice] F-7 to Central. The Crumps are locked in a hardware store basement. Should I let them out? Over. Capt. T.G. Culpeper: How the hell could they get themselves locked in a basement? We gotta let them out. Police sergeant: That ain't fair. Capt. T.G. Culpeper: It ain't fair? What ain't fair? Police sergeant: They got themselves in there, they ought to be able to get themselves out. Uh, after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others. Capt. T.G. Culpeper: But, the moment anybody gets to where they're going, we're going to pick 'em up. So what difference does it make who gets there first? Police sergeant: Uh uh, it's a race, ain't it? Why do you want to help that dentist for? Me? I've been pullin' all the while for that other guy, Pike, with the furniture van. The rules ought to be the same for everybody. Otherwise, it just ain't fair.
c.		Vlad: Are you blushing? Michael: Are you kidding? I'm doing everything but bat my eyes!
d.		The Baron: [after Sayuri discovers the teapot she is pouring from is empty] I'm sure if there was one drop left in that pot, Sayuri would have gotten it out! [other male patrons laugh]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Enid Frick: Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
b.		Kumar: Shotgun anus!
c.		Bert: I'm gonna call it off. Glen: I think you'd better. Fritzi: Wait! Bert: Fritzi, what in the hell are you doing here? Fritzi: Well I... I knew you'd be discussing stopping the show and I just thought how disappointed all the kids would be after... Bert: You scheming little bitch! Fritzi: Oh please! I'm a child. Bert: If you think for one... Fritzi: Oh save the speech, rummy. She's fucked, I'm ready, and the goddamn show must go on. So let's get cracking, shall we?
d.		Nina Barone: Where are you from? Bill O'Brien: [laughs] I fell out of a policeman's whistle in Times Square.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Pauline Campbell-Jones: This is just a list of Royston Vasey film ideas. Mark Gatiss: [reading from the list] "The characters all go on holiday to Spain?" Pauline Campbell-Jones: That was mine, actually. Could you imagine this lot goin' on holiday? And then they get there and the hotels not finished, no-one speaks the lingo!
b.		Ryan Bingham: Your resume says you minored in French Culinary Arts. Most students work the frier at KFC. You busted tables at Il Picatorre to support yourself. Then you got out of college and started working here. How much did they pay you to give up on your dreams? Bob: Twenty seven thousand a year. Ryan Bingham: At what point were you going to stop and go back to what made you happy?
c.		Michael: I can't even straighten my hair!
d.		Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure. Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Sarah the Little Girl: You're fatter this year. Santa: Thank you. You've grown too. Now go back to sleep. [Drinks the milk and gags a little] Sarah the Little Girl: What's wrong? Santa: I think the milk's a little sour. Sarah the Little Girl: It's soy milk. Santa: Huh? Sarah the Little Girl: You said you were lactose intollerant.
b.		Heinrich Harrer: You have to leave. You have to leave Tibet, Kundun. Your life's at great risk. Forgive my presumption but I have made arrangements to get you out safely. We should leave directly after the enthronement, the Chinese won't expect it. Dalai Lama: How can I help people if I run away from them? What kind of leader would I be? I have to stay here, Heinrich. Serving others is my path to deliberation. Heinrich Harrer: Then I don't go either. Dalai Lama: Why not? Heinrich Harrer: Because you are my path to deliberation. Dalai Lama: The Buddha said 'Salvation doesn't come from the sight of me. It demands strenuous effort and practise. So work hard and seek your own salvation constantly.' I am not your son. And I've never thought of you as my father. You've been much too informal to me for that. Do you ever think about him? [Heinrich cries, nodding] Dalai Lama: And what do you think about? Heinrich Harrer: It's not a conscious thought really, Kundun. He is always there. When I crossed Tibet he was with me. When I came to Lhasa he was with me. When I sit beside you he is there with me. I can't even imagine how to picture the world without him in it.
c.		Ellen: When I was eight years old I told my dad that I wanted to take an acting class. He said, "There are five billion people in this world, if one-tenth of 1% of them wanted to be actors, that would still be five million people. Do you really think you're prettier than five million people? You're not even the prettiest girl in your class." Vlad: I think you're very pretty.
d.		Bartlett: [of the Americans' vodka] In the three years, seven months and two weeks that I've been in the bag, that's the most extraordinary stuff I've ever tasted. It's shattering! MacDonald: Well, I think it's rather good... Well, with your permission, sir, I think I'll all on kives. Er, call on Ives.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Andrea Marr: [thinking] Say something! Say something! [out loud] Andrea Marr: Say something!
b.		Ellen: Thirty foot rule? Spitzer: What's that? Ellen: Means Michael has to stay thirty feet away from him until we find out if he's straight or gay.
c.		Admiral Kimmel: It is my duty to inform you that you have been relieved of your command, pending the findings of a court of inquiry. Captain Torrey: I don't understand, sir. Admiral Kimmel: You weren't zig-zagging when you took the two torpedoes. Captain Torrey: I was stretching my fuel, sir. Admiral Kimmel: If you didn't have fuel to complete your mission, why didn't you turn back for Pearl? Captain Torrey: My mission was to intercept and engage an enemy of greatly superior strength, sir. I could only take that one way: that my group was expendable. Admiral Kimmel: I doubt if a court of inquiry will accept that. Captain, you're about to be caught in a vacuum between a peacetime Navy and a wartime Navy. Six months from now, they'll be making admirals out of captains who exhibit some guts. But right now, they're only reacting to the Pearl Harbor disaster, and punishment is order-of-the-day. Of course, you don't have to abide by what a court of inquiry decides. You can ask for general court-martial, get yourself a couple of crack sea lawyers, and make a fight of it. Captain Torrey: I wouldn't care to do that, sir. Admiral Kimmel: Why not? Captain Torrey: Second-generation Navy, Admiral. Admiral Kimmel: I see. I don't plan to ask for court-martial either, Captain, and I've lost a fleet. So I expect we'll both just take what they give us, and trust it will be a useful job somewhere. Captain Torrey: Yes, sir. Admiral Kimmel: Good luck. Captain Torrey: Good luck to you, sir.
d.		Frank Riley: Where's the goddam toaster?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Camp (2003)?
a.		Jill: Don't worry. You're only a few pounds heavier then Ellen. Spitzer: I think I've met your sister, Cinderella.
b.		[mimicking Sean Connery] Ace Ventura: Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.
c.		Nelson Chaney: All I know is that this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting. Frank Hackett: We're not a respectable network. We're a whorehouse network, and we have to take whatever we can get. Nelson Chaney: Well, I don't want any part of it. I don't fancy myself the president of a whorehouse. Frank Hackett: That's very commendable of you, Nelson. Now sit down. Your indignation is duly noted; you can always resign tomorrow.
d.		Erik: You need to call her right now. Bang her one last time, but then call her and kick her ass to the curb.

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