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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987).
About the movie:
A group of juvenile criminals is sent for vacation to Kamp Kikakee. The clumsy Ernest has to care for them...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Beth Easton
: Jody's in danger and you're not doing anything!
b.
Hector
: What? I'm not invited to the "hunket?"
Lee
: I'm thorry, it wath the thudio'th dethithion.
c.
Ernest P. Worrell
: One monkey don't stop no show.
d.
Rodney
: What's so important about this chocolate anyway?
Vultor
: Oooh, that's such a good question, Rodney. But tell me, do you like chocolate?
Rodney
: Well, yeah, sure. I like an occasional munch.
Vultor
: You and everyone else. The whole world craves chocolate. And he who controls chocolate controls *everything*!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Lord Arthur Goring
: My dear Mrs. Cheveley, I should make you a very bad husband.
Laura
: I don't mind bad husbands. I've had two. They amused me immensely.
b.
Ernest P. Worrell
: Somethin' burnin'? Ayyy-EWW!
c.
Title Card
: [
last title card
] Epilog: Humbert Humbert died of coronary thrombosis in prison awaiting trial for the murder of Clare Quilty.
d.
Kate
: You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Rango
: I will blow that ugly right off your face!
b.
Young Adam
: I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart, down in my heart... and if the devil don't like it he can sit on a tack.
Young Fenton
: Ouch.
c.
Young Shirley Valentine
: Well, tickle my tits 'til Friday!
d.
Counselor Stennis
: You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
[
a farmer thinks the unicorn is a white mare, infuriating her
]
Unicorn
: [
furious
] Mare? MARE? I? A HORSE? Is THAT what you take me for? Is THAT what you see?
b.
Ernest P. Worrell
: No. I-I can't eat on an empty stomach.
c.
[
Rudy notices that some paint has washed off Manuel's cars
]
Rudy
: Manuei! What the hell are you using; water based paint?
Manuel
: Sure. How much rain do we get around here anyway? If you don't like these, I'll get you some others. Here is my inventory.
Rudy
: Manuel, this is a picture of 250 cars. I can't make a deal on a picture. Take these around back and I'll think of something.
d.
Alfred Borden
: He came in to demand an answer and I told him the truth. That I have fought with myself over that night, one half of me swearing blind that I tied a simple slipknot, the other half convinced that I tied the Langford double. I can never know for sure.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Mr. Tipton
: Have you ever held a leadership position?
Ernest P. Worrell
: I had a ant farm once.
b.
General Anatoly Gogol
: A common thief. A disgrace to the uniform.
Orlov
: Yes. But tomorrow, I shall be a Hero of the Soviet Union.
c.
Connie
: How can it take so long to do a simple alignment on an american sedan with standard rack-and-pinion steering and MacPherson struts When your garage is equipped with the proper Borg-Warner digital hydraulic radiometer?
Ronnie
: Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer.
d.
Sororitiy Sisters
: Here comes the Kappa, Queen of the row. She's hot, She's cool, She ain't no hoe. She's got style, She's got class
Rachel Witchburn
: Gucci...
Sororitiy Sisters
: And from behind a kicking...
Rachel Witchburn
: Prada...
Sororitiy Sisters
: [
slaps butt
]
Rachel Witchburn
: [
screams
]
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Ted Cole
: The sound of it, it was a rear entry position, not that I have a personal problem with that or any other position, but for a child, I imagine, doing it doggishly must seem especially animalistic.
b.
[
as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House of Pain
]
Whistler
: Let's go.
Chupa
: You won't pass for one of us. No way.
Whistler
: Like I give a shit.
Blade
: No, he's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.
Whistler
: So the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great.
Reinhardt
: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you. [
Blade arms the bomb. Reinhardt freezes
]
Blade
: Keep pushing, asshole. [
disarms bomb
]
c.
Watts
: It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Keith
: It's not just sex.
Watts
: Oh, you want to start a book club with her?
d.
Mr. Tipton
: Okay, one more chance, but your boys better get with the program. Know what I mean?
Ernest P. Worrell
: Oh I know what you mean, sir, thank you.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Kay Thorndyke
: But there is one question on his mind you better have the answer to.
Jim Conover
: What's that?
Kay Thorndyke
: He's beginning to wonder if there is any difference between the Democratic Party and the Republican Party.
Jim Conover
: Now that's a fine question for a presidential candidate to ask. There's all the difference in the world. They're in and we're out!
b.
Tom Marvolo Riddle
: So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.
c.
[
the camp sign falls on Ernest
]
Mr. Tipton
: What happened?
Chief St. Cloud
: Ernest broke the sign.
Mr. Tipton
: Well, at least nobody was hurt.
d.
Xander Cage
: Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Jack Bonner
: May the force be with you!
b.
Catherine Spages
: [
about her ex-husband
] I don't know why I'm so worried. I just can't imagine where he could be.
Mrs. Tredoni
: Maybe you are afraid that God will send St. Michael to take another of your loved ones. When St. Michael took my little girl, I only thought of how cruel God was.
Catherine Spages
: Mrs. Tredoni, I'm sorry. I never knew you had a little girl.
Mrs. Tredoni
: God took her from me on the day of her first communion, don't you see? He waited until then to teach me that children pay for the sins of their parents. And then I was sent here to look after Father, not you! [
points butcher knife at catherine
]
c.
Ernest P. Worrell
: All aboard that's going ashore!
d.
Christine
: C'mon Lee, between the two of us we can knock this off.
Lee
: Jesus!
Christine
: Honestly, I can speak a little frog.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Sandy
: Love is one product you don't sell by giving away free samples.
b.
[
Ernest is getting his shots and is in pain
]
Ernest P. Worrell
: I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am 'Josef Mengele' qv! AAAHHH!
c.
[
In the middle of nowhere
]
Sam Deeds
: Great place for a business.
Wesley Birdsong
: Do you see much competiton around?
d.
Al Czervik
: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [
looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat
]
Al Czervik
: Oh, it looks good on you though.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)?
a.
Sam
: What are you doing?
Gray
: I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live.
Sam
: You're just coming out.
Gray
: I am never coming out of this elevator.
Sam
: This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal.
Gray
: I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things.
Sam
: Well how do you feel?
Gray
: Lonely.
Sam
: Why?
Gray
: Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband.
Sam
: Gray, it's not as if you made a choice.
Gray
: That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else.
b.
Marty Cantor
: Jack, do you have any idea how big a deal it is to retask those satellites?
Jack Ryan
: Yeah.
c.
The Breather
: Why do they always run away from me? It's the galoshes. They're a dead giveaway. Why do I wear them? It isn't even raining!
d.
Nurse St. Cloud
: And that was the ritual of the Blade, the Stone, and the Arrow.
Ernest P. Worrell
: Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors.
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