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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Disaster Movie (2008) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Disaster Movie (2008) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008).
About the movie:
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
T. Paul
: There's a spider on your head.
Nick Beam
: What?
T. Paul
: There's a spider on yo head.
Nick Beam
: Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?
T. Paul
: It means there's a spider on your motherfuckin' head, man!
Nick Beam
: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
T. Paul
: I ain't touchin' that shit!
b.
Robert Durant
: The name isn't Buddy, it's Durant. Robert G. Durant.
c.
John McClane
: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me 'cause you're a racist!
Zeus
: What?
John McClane
: You're a racist! You don't like me 'cause I'm white!
Zeus
: I don't like you because you're gonna get me *killed*!
d.
Will
: You're taking Jo-Jo?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Oafish Guard
: All right, gypsy, where'd you get that money?
Esmeralda
: For your information, I earned it.
Oafish Guard
: Gypsies don't earn money.
Brutish Guard
: They steal it.
b.
Mark Loftmore
: [
reading the first bit of the essay he had his maid write for him on 'Dictators'
] 'The Trouble with Dictators'. I think dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small moustaches. [
sighs
]
c.
McLover
: I am McLover! I am McLover!
d.
Angus
: And you! Geraldo! Lose the wig! You look like a retired porn star. Who you fooling? Oh, that's a great disguise, Einstein. THE VAN'S THE SAME, DUMBASS!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
[
after a long speech in Japanese
]
Ms. Kawasaki
: He want you to turn and look in camera. Okay?
Bob
: Is that all he said?
b.
Sarabi
: If you were half the king Mufasa was...
Scar
: [
striking her
] I am *ten* times the king Mufasa was!
c.
Lucky
: [
to the fledgeling Mafia Commission, at a meeting hosted by a young Al Capone
] ... You all know how I got this scar. Maybe Joe Profaci, here...
Joe Profaci
: Wait a minute. What're you saying?
Lucky
: Don't worry, Joe. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. But by the old way of doin' things... If I became boss now, I'd have to hit you in case you knew. And all of you shrug, except some of you are friends of Joe's. And one day I might do something that upsets you, so then you'll hit me. And then YOU'LL become boss. My friends, they'll hate you for that. Then somebody else becomes boss, and so on, and on... You know what I call that? Stupid. Very stupid... We're all bosses here.
Joe Profaci
: What then, Charlie? We're gonna vote on everything?
Lucky
: That's right. Everybody here... is equal.
Meyer Lansky
: Corporations have a board of directors, a Commission. So will we.
Lucky
: Now, I have friends. They're not from Palermo, they're not from Sicily... They're not even Italians. They're Jewish. But they're still my friends. And I trust 'em.
Al Capone
: You say there's gonna be no boss, but you're startin' to talk like one.
Lucky
: I've learned. Every organization needs somebody standin' out front. Call it a figurehead, a leader, a headman, a kingpin, a president, whatever. It doesn't much matter to me who does it.
Joe Profaci
: I say we make Charlie Luciano head of our National Commission. Who agrees? [
Everybody at the table raises his hand... with the exception of Capone, who sits at the head of the table opposite Lucky
]
Lucky
: You want it, Al? It's yours.
Al Capone
: No, I want you to do it. It's just that Julius Caesar never took no vote.
Lucky
: That's why Julius Caesar ended up dead in the street. [
Capone raises his hand at last
]
Lucky
: ... Any other business?
d.
Batman
: Hi.
Enchanted Princess
: Hi!
Batman
: I'm Batman.
Enchanted Princess
: [
deep voice
] I'm Enchanted Princess!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Joe Hamill
: Grow up. Grow up! Stop living in the past and get your head into the future!
b.
Mrs. Emily Boynton
: I never forget anything: not a name, not a face, not an action.
c.
Bernard Berkman
: How do you know they were both Frank's?
Ms. Lemon
: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
Bernard Berkman
: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
Joan Berkman
: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
Bernard Berkman
: I'm not going to answer that.
d.
Enchanted Princess
: [
preparing to dance
] Stop pressuring me!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Sara
: It's ok to be fascinated by me, they always are.
b.
Juney
: I think my water's gonna break!
c.
[
Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up
]
Vizzini
: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya
: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
d.
Vince Marlow
: The thing of it is... [
Chuckles
]
Vince Marlow
: I don't keep that kind of cash around.
Joey Popchik
: You got it, and I want it!
Vince Marlow
: That's right. I got it and you want it and you'll get it when I give it! Got it?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Ben Carson
: [
muttering to himself while in the Mayflower store
] Fuck this place.
b.
Tall Ghost Girl
: You're in terrible danger, girl!
c.
Juney
: Time to get this sea monkey plastered.
d.
Anderson
: Don't you have the whole world to save?
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Ashley
: Hey, remember that summer after the second grade when we went down to the pond every day to catch minnows?
Gretchen
: Or how about that summer we all carved our initials in that big tree in the Wilson's backyard?
Vince
: And Spinelli spelled her's wrong.
Ashley
: Hey, I was seven. And "S's" are tricky. [
Gus begins sobbing
]
Ashley
: What's your problem? This is the first summer you've lived here.
Gus
: I know, and I'll never have any of those memories.
b.
Ruben
: Got to frisk you.
Tom Stall
: Nah, I'll save you the trouble. I'm not packing.
Ruben
: I got to frisk you.
Tom Stall
: All right. I don't smell very good... I've been driving pretty much non-stop fifteen to sixteen hours.
Ruben
: I'll hold my nose.
c.
Packer
: You ignorant son of a bitch! Why the hell were you shooting at him for? He was holding me up! You shot me in the arm, you psycho motherfucker! Cut me down, you selfish asshole, right now!
Randall Alexander Shaye
: With pleasure! [
shoots Packer
]
d.
[
upon seeing a taxi cab turn a corner
]
Enchanted Princess
: And what magical creature are you? [
gets hit by the taxi
]
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Lestat
: I'm going to give you the choice I never had.
b.
Raoul Duke
: We cant stop here this is bat country.
c.
Mathesar
: We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.
d.
Juney
: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Mrs. Lovett
: We could have a life we two, maybe not like you remember. Maybe not like I imagined. But we could get by.
b.
Hugh
: [
threatened by man with a gun
] Don't shoot! I'm part Italian!
c.
Stacy
: Keyes? As in "Keyes to your vagina", Bob?
d.
[
Will dreams he is a Jumper. He jumps and is impaled by Prince Caspian's sword
]
Prince Caspian
: It's the guy who ruined Star Wars.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Disaster Movie (2008)?
a.
Phillip Anderson
: Hi. Welcome to the snake pit.
b.
Mark Rane
: Why's he staying out in the wood shed?
Janet
: Just 'cause it's small and quiet out there.
c.
Wolf
: [
after getting hit in the groin
] Ohh! They're so small anyways! From steroids!
d.
Stony Brooke
: We gotta figure out some way to help Nancy.
Lullaby Joslin
: If I was Nancy, I'd be just a little bit tired of our help.
Stony Brooke
: Well, we can't let her lose her ranch.
Tucson Smith
: What about ours? If we can't pay our own mortgage, we won't have any place to sleep.
Lullaby Joslin
: Oh, yes we will. We'll have a nice cozy cell to sleep in for the next twenty years, if Mr. Brooke keeps bein' helpful.
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