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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) - Part (2)

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About the movie: An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Rescue plane pilot: Hey, I picked up your emergency transmission. Who are you? Brian Robeson: I'm Brian Robenson. Want something to eat?
b.		Zohan: [the limo passenger is battered about as Zohan hits warp-factor 10 speeding through the streets] Don't worry! I will lose them! Limousine Passenger: Nobody's following us!
c.		Special Agent Derrick Vann: If you try to run this time, I'll put a bullet in a part of your ass where you're gonna need it.
d.		Truman: I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Zohan: [Zohan approaches apprehensive-looking young kid sitting in Barber chair] Young man! Look what I have found here, a nice balloon. Do you want it? [hands kid balloon] Zohan: You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this. [kid bursts into a flood of tears, Zohan nerve pinches him and the kid slumps unconscious in his seat] Zohan: Well then, at least it is good time to shave his neck...
b.		Shy: And I'm serious about that bike... Dawg.
c.		Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser!
d.		Empress Savina: [after giving a long speech adressing the council] Know one thing... I am not afraid.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Jane: How could you do something so vicious? Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.
b.		Zohan: It is... you. Dalia, I don't know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone else. You are the special one. I will only be "Steve" for you. Dalia: Uh, who is Steve? Zohan: Stiff, with an F.
c.		Bert: Whattaya see, Ernie? Ernie: [points his binoculars at Bert's nose] Your nose, Bert [he laughs] Bert: Ernie! Get serious, will ya? We're supposed to be looking for Big Bird. Ernie: Right!
d.		Brody: What are you doing out there? These are your people - go and talk to them. Hendricks: Those aren't my people. They're from all over the place. Did you see all the license plates out in the parking lot? Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey... I'm all by myself out there.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		[first lines] Danny: You don't mess with the Zohan!
b.		Nigel: Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion.
c.		Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
d.		Candyman: It was always you, Helen.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Pollyanna Whittier: I'm sorry about the dress, Aunt Polly. My Father said it was a size too big, but that I should be glad it wasn't a pair of boy's trousers. Aunt Polly Harrington: Well, that's hardly anything to be glad about. Pollyanna Whittier: Well, my father always used to say... Aunt Polly Harrington: Yes, well, never mind what your father used to say. Pollyanna, this is going to be your new home now, and I hope you'll be very happy with me. Nancy will show you to your room. Pollyanna Whittier: I'm very glad you sent for me, Aunt Polly. Your home is very lovely. Aunt Polly Harrington: Thank you. Pollyanna Whittier: It must make you awfully glad. Aunt Polly Harrington: Glad? Pollyanna Whittier: That you're so very rich! [Reverend Ford starts to cough. Nancy takes Pollyanna out of the room] Nancy Furman: Honestly! Pollyanna Whittier: Did I say something wrong? Nancy Furman: Well, let's just say there are about sixty-eleven things you could've said besides that!
b.		Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off. Michelle: ...Me too.
c.		Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? Egg Shen: Yeah. Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it? Egg Shen: Yeah! Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.
d.		The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh? Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain. The Phantom: No. Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway. The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive. Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen". The Phantom: No. Salim: Twenty-five percent. The Phantom: No. Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court. The Phantom: Okay. Salim: I get profits from store. The Phantom: No. Salim: Some profits. The Phantom: No. Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store. The Phantom: Okay. Within reason. Salim: And... I want some of your wives. The Phantom: How many wives you want? Salim: Twenty. The Phantom: No. Salim: I sleep with one wife. The Phantom: No. Salim: She give one pee-pee touch. The Phantom: Okay.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Billionaire Steve Lavisch: [gesturing to an architectural model of a casino hotel] Guess how many rooms. One Eyed Jack Faro: How many . . . Billionaire Steve Lavisch: Wild guess. How many rooms? One Eyed Jack Faro: Three thousand? Billionaire Steve Lavisch: I knew you'd be wrong.
b.		Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.
c.		Jack Fenwick: I heard about you and Danielle breaking up. Larry Hubbard: You heard? It just happened fifteen minutes ago. Jack Fenwick: Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything. Larry Hubbard: When was that? Jack Fenwick: Oh, about four weeks ago. Every morning after you'd go to work. Oh, but you knew about that, didn't you? Larry Hubbard: [lying] Oh, sure, we had an understanding. We were very today people.
d.		Matt: Greetings from the interior.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Filby: He's got all the time in the world.
b.		Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... Taffey Lewis presents... Miss Salome and the snake. Watch her take the pleasures from the serpent... that once corrupted man.
c.		Oori: [wistfully] Once you start in an electronics store, you never get out.
d.		Gabriel Cash: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R... Ray Tango: What's F.U.B.A.R.? Gabriel Cash: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		James Whale: [while sketching Boone] Oh, that shirt, Mr. Boone. Clayton Boone: Hmm? James Whale: Yes, I-I am sorry. It's just too white. It's too distracting. Would it be asking you too much to take it off? Clayton Boone: [nervous] Well, I'm not wearing an undershirt today. James Whale: Oh, pish posh, I'm not your Aunt Tillie.
b.		Siegfried: 200 billion dollars by 3pm. The Chief: 200 billion dollars by 3pm? Siegfried: You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to? Shtarker: Good one.
c.		Aharon: You ever cut a sister's hair before? African American Salon Owner: Yes, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, the whole family. I'm good at this.
d.		Jack: I knew you assholes the minute I laid eyes on you! Look at the four of you! Doug Madsen: You don't know us. Jack: [to Doug] You think I don't know you? You're probably a... podiatrist or an ear-, nose-, and throat-specialist. Doug Madsen: I wish. Jack: An orthadontist? Bobby Davis: Close enough. Jack: [turns to Bobby] Bobby, guarantee you're hen-pecked! The wife wears the pants! Bobby Davis: You know my wife? Jack: [to Dudley] And you, no luck with women. I guarantee you bag your own shit. Dudley Frank: Wow, you're good. What color am I thinking of? Jack: Shut up! [turns to Woody] Jack: And you, you're the biggest poser of them all... aren't ya, Squinty! Go home!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid. Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.
b.		Sidney Wang: Room filled with empty people.
c.		Big Momma: This is a family beach not chip and dales.
d.		Peter: You can't catch me and make me a man.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		[Jewish Ari Ben Canaan is masquerading as a gentile British officer named Bowen] Maj. Caldwell: [about Jews] They look funny too. I can spot one a mile away. Ari Ben Canaan: [pointing at his eye] Would you mind looking into my eye, sir? It feels like a cinder. Maj. Caldwell: Yes, certainly. [Caldwell looks into Ben Canaan's eye] Maj. Caldwell: You know, a lot of them try to hide under gentile names, but one look at their face, you just know. Ari Ben Canaan: With a little experience, you can even smell them out. Maj. Caldwell: I'm sorry Bowen, I can't find a thing.
b.		White Goodman: Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
c.		Zohan: [after being smacked in the face with a paddle] Why you do this? You know I feel no pain. The Phantom: No no no no no... I feel no pain!
d.		Newswoman: So how do you like it here? Alex Furlong: [drunk] I don't. Everybody's chasing me. Newswoman: What is it they all want? Alex Furlong: My body. Newswoman: Mmmm... [to the camera] Newswoman: self-absorbed type.

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