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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

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About the movie: An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		John Henderson: You're running a food museum here.
b.		[Upon discovering the skeleton in Simpson's office] Hilda: I'm not going to keep a job where this sort of thing goes on.
c.		Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!
d.		Rogers Hornsby: Don't you understand, Rog? It isn't enough that I believe in him. Baseball's got to brlieve in him too! Rogers Hornsby: What can I do to help Alex? Aimee Alexander: Please give him back his life, Rog!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Salim: [to the two women riding his cab] And you are stupid cow!
b.		Harvey Milk: Hey, I like the way your pants fit... Where are you from, kid? Cleve Jones: [laughs] Sorry old man, not interested. Harvey Milk: I'm Harvey Milk. I'm running for Supervisor. What's your name? Cleve Jones: Cleve... Jones. Harvey Milk: Well Mr. Jones, we should walk up to my camera shop and register you. Cleve Jones: Fuck that. Elections of any kind are a fucking bourgeois affectation. Harvey Milk: Is that right? So do you trick up on Polk Street? Cleve Jones: If I need the cash... But I'm selective about my clients. Harvey Milk: Tell me one thing before you get back to work then. What was it like to be a little queer in Phoenix? Did the jocks beat you up? Cleve Jones: I faked a lung disease to get out of PE. So what? What are you, some kind of street shrink? Harvey Milk: Sometimes.
c.		Lord General Cornwallis: These rustics are so inept. It nearly takes the honor out of victory. Nearly.
d.		Axe Maniac: Do you read Sutter Cane?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		George Taylor: There's your Minister of Science; honor-bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge... Dr. Zira: Taylor, please! George Taylor: ...except that he's also chief Defender of the Faith! Dr. Zaius: There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science! George Taylor: Are you willing to put that statement to the test? Cornelius: Taylor, I would much rather... George Taylor: Take it easy... you saved me from this fanatic, maybe I can return the favor!
b.		Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies! Zohan: No! James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!
c.		Capt. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. Roscoe Chandler: Oh, simple: "tusks." Capt. Spaulding: [shakes Chandler's hand] My name is Spaulding. I've always wanted to meet you, Mr. Chandler. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
d.		Adolf Hitler: Kliest! Kliest: Ja, mein Führer? Adolf Hitler: [in German; subtitled] I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Did you get that, Kliest? Kliest: Ja, mein Führer.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Zohan: So let's go.
b.		Big Daddy: Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay? Hit Girl: Mhmm... but getting shot, Daddy... it hurt a lot more than when you did it. Big Daddy: That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... he... he... Hit Girl: You're the kindest Daddy in the whole world. Big Daddy: No, I just... I love you... Hit Girl: I love you, too, Daddy... I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.
c.		Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, uh, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair? Mrs. Teasdale: A lock of my hair? Wh-why, I had no idea. Rufus T. Firefly: I'm letting you off easy: I was going to ask for the whole wig.
d.		Vanessa: How did you learn to do that? Barry B. Benson: Do what? Vanessa: That, that... the talking thing? Barry B. Benson: Same way you did, I guess. Mama, dada, honey, you pick it up.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Mal: You keep telling yourself what you know. But what do you believe? What do you feel? Cobb: Guilt.
b.		Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.
c.		William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.
d.		Dig McCaffrey: Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy. He's what we call a multi-millionaire. And in my experience, women like dead presidents more than broke boyfriends. No romance without finance, daddy.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		John: The enemy is here, and he's one of ours.
b.		Editor Bob Saunders: [dying] I want you to help make this part of the country a fit place for people to live. Hopalong Cassidy: [solemnly] I'll do my best, Bob.
c.		Clay Carroll: Not many men would have the guts to close down a historical monument. John O'Hanlan: What historical monument is that, Mr. Carroll? Clay Carroll: The Cheyenne Social Club - that's the historical monument! John O'Hanlan: The Cheyenne Social Club is a... Clay Carroll: It was there when there wasn't a railroad for 300 miles. It withstood prairie fires and Indian attacks. And the first ounce, O'Hanlan, the first ounce of gold discovered in this territory was spent wisely and well at the Cheyenne Social Club. And you? You come up here from Texas and close it down! John O'Hanlan: Well, now, Mr. Carroll, I didn't figure I was doing anything all that terrible. The fact is, where I come from, it would be considered a public service. Clay Carroll: You don't say? John O'Hanlan: Yes sir, I do say. Clay Carroll: You must come from some part of Texas that I ain't heard of.
d.		Claude: It's not that big. Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Dr. E.W. Hostetler: You know, Books; I'm not an especially brave man. But, if I were you and had lived my entire life the way you have, I don't think that the death I just described to you is not the one I would choose.
b.		Mr. Gordon: Hey, what are you punks doing? What's going on here? Joe: I'm just uh... Curt Henderson: Oh, hi, Mr. Gordon. What's up?
c.		Cobb: [Cobb and Paden meet Tyree as he's being released from jail] Hey, Tyree, look who's here. Our old riding buddy. I invited Paden to join us, but he's not havin' any. [laughs] Tyree: [Tyree gets on his horse and rides up to Paden] Where's the dog? Cobb: [to Paden] You owe me thirteen dollars. Yah! [rides away with Tyree and others] Paden: Thirteen. Bad luck.
d.		Michael: What are you? Bionic? Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Mark McPherson: When a dame gets killed, she doesn't worry about how she looks. Waldo Lydecker: Will you stop calling her a dame?
b.		Don Birnam: Let me have one, Nat. I'm dying. Just one.
c.		Lt. Robert Nunally: I warned you about him. Willy Beachum: You warned me he was smart. You didn't warn me you were stupid.
d.		Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch. Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Louden Swain: But all I ever settled for is that we're born to live and then to die, and... we got to do it alone, each in his own way. And I guess that's why we got to love those people who deserve it like there's no tomorrow. 'Cause when you get right down to it - there isn't.
b.		[Zohan shows Gail the gel that was thrown at the salon; Gail tastes the gel] Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.
c.		Cassander: Alexander, if we must fight, do so with stealth. Use your numbers well; we should attack tonight when they least expect us. Alexander: I didn't cross Asia to steal this victory, Cassander. Cassander: No, you are too honorable for that, no doubt influenced from sleeping with tales of Troy under your pillow. But your father was no lover of Homer's. Parmenion: The lands west of the Euphrates, Alexander, and his daughter's hand in marriage! Since when has a Greek ever been given such honors? Alexander: These are not honors, Parmenion, they're bribes! Which the Greeks have accepted too long! You forget, Parmenion, that the man who murdered my father lies across the valley floor. Parmenion: Come, Alexander, we're not really sure if it was Persian gold behind the assassination. It is no matter! Your father taught you never to surrender your reason to your passion! I urge you, with all my experience, regroup! Fall back to the coast, raise a larger force! Alexander: I would, if I were Parmenion. But I am Alexander. And no more than earth has two suns will Asia bear two kings. These are my terms. And if Darius isn't a coward who hides behind his men then he'll come to me tomorrow. And when he bows down to Greece, Alexander will be merciful.
d.		Mr. Blonde: Guess what, I think I'm parked in the red-zone!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)?
a.		Pike: The next time we're being stalked by a serial killer, don't go into the basement.
b.		Zohan: Unbelievable! This enema gets to live his dream...!
c.		Harry Heck: [singing] I can hear what you're thinking. All your doubts and fears. And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find the reason I'm here. And in time, all things shall pass away. In time, you may come back some day, to live once more or die once more. In time, your time will be no more. [finishes] Harry Heck: Like that song? I wrote that for you. I'm gonna sing it at your funeral.
d.		Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?

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